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Crew Log:

This message was bought to you under great risk to my life. After the strange mid-summer snowstorm in Blackthorn, I decided to hang around and investigate the town. Last night... They attacked... they were everywhere... we didn't stand a chance. Some of us were taken. This isn't an invasion. It's extermination.


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Eyewitness statement:

Lath has built a HUGE UFO and has invaded Blackthorn with it... .
watch out, your city will be next


Edited for awesomeness by Lathania

at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...

vallorn wrote:at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...

We will never discuss the infinite TNT loop mechanic. Blackadder's agents are everywhere.

If anyone hasn't seen this from up close, I say it's worth the 5 min. trip to Blackthorn... It's... intimidatingly huge. ( and loaded, this thing is functional! )

Now with 4 working Warp Engines! No longer will my slaves have to hold this beauty up while I construct it!

0.0 well then... uhhh... hey black, can i borrow the ion cannon for a bit?

That's awesome! Is the interior done up too?

Lathania wrote:

vallorn wrote:at least Lath didnt replicate the ever exploding bomb she accidentlied a few days ago...

We will never discuss the infinite TNT loop mechanic. Blackadder's agents are everywhere.

he he i have a "black"mail tool now lath PM's are so very easy...

Wow this is amazing Lath!
lol is that lightstone and lapis lazuli i spy?

The inside is nicely furnished, Lath, but I'm not quite sure how it's supposed to work. There aren't any buttons or anything!

OOOO can i try!!!!?

Godavari wrote:The inside is nicely furnished, Lath, but I'm not quite sure how it's supposed to work. There aren't any buttons or anything!

it's MOD ION technology... it's not able to be operated by ordinary mortals such as yourself. Trust me, It'll blow the hell out of the bedrock if lath fired it up.

if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!

vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!

Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?

RexDark wrote:

vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!

Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?

using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)

vallorn wrote:

RexDark wrote:

vallorn wrote:if BlackThorn desires i can build a Bunker Complex to defend against a UFO strike/Alien Invasion from the UFO.

pay me and i wont add a Self Destruct to the bunker!

Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?

using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)

I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?

RexDark wrote:

vallorn wrote:

RexDark wrote: Wouldn't the self destruct just give them a really huge cave in which they can build their underground dwarven city?
Also: Wasn't TNT disabled?
I assume this self-destruct would use TNT...
Or does it flood the bunker with a deadly neurotoxin lava?

using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)

I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?

Lath knows EXACTLY what im talking about...
and theres only one record of Project:Stormlight and thats in my noggin!

NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.

Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.

is it Cuboid'd?

vallorn wrote:

Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.

is it Cuboid'd?

It is, indeed. You have to build up next to the cuboid and then jump down.

Godavari wrote:

vallorn wrote:

Mixizm wrote:NEVER FEAR! WE HAVE OGRED!
and ive been on the inside. Good thing they never found me onboard.

is it Cuboid'd?

It is, indeed. You have to build up next to the cuboid and then jump down.

dang well at least we can Box it inside the Cuboid...

This is my City.........and I was the last to know about it?!?!?!

powerfulkingt wrote:This is my City.........and I was the last to know about it?!?!?!

want my help to box that UFO up?

Try getting that thing underground ^^

donkypoink wrote:Try getting that thing underground ^^

just get Blackadder dunk and tell him kiera knightlys being held on board. that UFO will not survive!

After a quick repair of damages taken during our conquest of Blackthorn, the Bridge, slave pens, Vault and Experiment Labs are now fully functional. Before you ask. Yes. Our experiment lab has a cow.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

I'd better hurry up on the construction of OGRED Damocles. I'm going to need a whole lot of obsidian for this one.

vallorn wrote:

RexDark wrote:

vallorn wrote: using a secret method it nukes Space and Time itself rendering the Bunker and surrounding area uninhabitable (think a bigger version of the Dance Floor...)

I must send some spies to find out what this secret method is, so I can use it for my own purposes...
First to hire some spies...
Also: What's this about Dance Floor?

Lath knows EXACTLY what im talking about...
and theres only one record of Project:Stormlight and thats in my noggin!

Yes, that's why I need to analyze it when it gets executed.

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