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A cake for Notch

Posted: 02 May 2011, 23:09
by wokka1
As many of you know, I try very hard to make our server run at 100% uptime with no bugs. Due to the beta nature of a game, and not a really released server plugin system, its a challenge to keep things going. On top of that, everything is buggy and this game really wasn't designed for large multiplayer servers.

In my quest to make things better, I figured that I needed to have a meeting with Notch, and attempt to show him the challenges that server owners have, because, our long term goal, is to be a large community, with 500 people online all the time. The server doesn't scale well on new hardware, and at these rates, I'll need 10 servers to do 500 people, which is not cost effective.

I had tried to email and twitter him, but I'm sure the poor guy gets a ton of that. He recently mentioned that he filled up his gmail and had to write a script to auto-delete it, his browser kept timing out while trying to delete large chunks of email.

Pinmissile mentioned to me that its common knowledge around Stockholme (where Notch lives, and so does Pin), that to get his attention, you use cake. So my quest for a bakery began, looking for a good one that had a webpage, and would take my American credit cards, either through their website or over the phone, well, ended abruptly. I couldn't find one. Pinmissile came to the rescue again, he agreed to let me paypal him the cash, and he went and ordered the cake, as well as arranging the delivery of it and a letter from me.

Here is the cake we sent:
cake_for_notch.jpg
On the day it was delivered, this is all we saw publicly:
http://twitter.com/#!/carlmanneh/status ... 7836220416
http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam/status/60652044448579584

No word from Notch. I waited impatiently, for days, then weeks, twittered him a few times, nothing. Today, on a whim, I emailed him again, hoping it would catch his eye.
Notch wrote:Hi!

We got the cake, and we loved it!
I told the other people in the office "Now THAT'S how you get a
meeting with us!", but I guess it kind of fell between the chairs.
Sorry about that!

I'll CC Carl (our CEO), Jakob (the guy making Scrolls, and another
co-founder) and Daniel (our bizdev).

When would you like to visit? I'll be gone most of June because of E3
and a trip to Italy. And what would you like to discus? =)

/ Markus Persson
I danced a jig when I saw the response today, now I'm waiting on another reply to my answer.
I would like to bring to your attention the needs of your SMP community, performance of servers, multi-threading and scalability. I'm not a programmer, I'm a network engineer by trade, so I don't know the challenges you face.
...
That cake was a challenge, I couldn't find a bakery in Stockholme to take an American bank credit card over the net or phone, luckily I have a community member that lives there that let me paypal money to him to order the cake. It was a challenge, but fun. Did you guys get a picture of it by any chance? I'd like to have it to share back with my players.
No response as of yet, but I did want to share it with our community.

It's been a fun adventure and I can't wait to see where it goes :)

Also, one last thing, obviously, the cake is not a lie!

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 02 May 2011, 23:21
by Infesord
Wow Wokka, that is totally uber cool. I'd try and think of more to say but that's just simple awesome. Hopefully some more cool stuff comes from this! :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 00:13
by aflycon
Once again,

Looks like wokka's coolness level... *puts on sunglasses*... Just went up a Notch.

Oh, and Notch's too for even acknowledging us. :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 00:28
by Pinmissile
Image

Did I do that?

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 00:34
by SisterCreep
One of the links in the OP was a little wonky. Until Wokka gets a chance to fix it, here is the link I think he meant us to have:

http://twitter.com/#!/carlmanneh/status ... 7836220416

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 02:10
by Skunk_Giant
ZOMGWTFBBQ

Awesome job Wokka. I admit, at first reading this, I thought 'the cake's a lie', but then as I kept reading, I realised it wasn't some cruel joke on us! :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 03:40
by vallorn
excellent plan Wokka. you gonna take Sneaky with you as well? and maybe you could get some notes from Beard and Drox as they seem to be good with the programming side of things.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:21
by Tehbeard
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Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:22
by Blackadder51
Love it Beard =D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:23
by MKindy
So much win. Escapecraft is in position to be #1 with leadership like this. :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:26
by SneakyPie
vallorn wrote:excellent plan Wokka. you gonna take Sneaky with you as well? and maybe you could get some notes from Beard and Drox as they seem to be good with the programming side of things.
I wish I could go, but a plane ticket to Sweden is stupid expensive and I don't have that kind of excess cash laying around.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:41
by MKindy
SneakyPie wrote:I wish I could go, but a plane ticket to Sweden is stupid expensive and I don't have that kind of excess cash laying around.
Donation drive GO. :D Make a /kit Sneaky so we can send you to Sweden with Wokka. :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:55
by vallorn
/me wishes he had some excess cash on him...

and Lord probably has enough money to send you. he IS a Lord after all! :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 06:58
by vallorn
tehbeard wrote:Image
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Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 07:16
by Lord_Mountbatten
vallorn wrote:and Lord probably has enough money to send you. he IS a Lord after all! :D
It's amazing how selfish I am.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 07:19
by MKindy
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:It's amazing how selfish I am.
You ARE a Lord, after all. :)

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 15:19
by Iron_Fang
that's wicked wokka :D

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 15:42
by Sti_Jo_Lew
Dangit. Now I'M hungry for cake.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 17:29
by Hytro
Well, time for me to take a little trip over the boarder to Sweden and jump up on Wokka when he gets there :D
Edit. and maybe I'll buy some meatballs to

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 17:31
by aflycon
I knew I should've set my /home in Sweden so I could go too. >_>

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 03 May 2011, 17:45
by vallorn
/me thinks the Cake Drive should be a regular occurrence!

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 03:34
by MKindy
aflycon wrote:I knew I should've set my /home in Sweden so I could go too. >_>
Yeah, but /groupspawn is somewhere in Kenya (origin of man, and all). Be hard to get back to Washington afterwards. :P

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 04:50
by Skunk_Giant
Thank God for the magic carpet.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 04:58
by vallorn
Skunk_Giant wrote:Thank God for the magic carpet.
i have a compass your carpet is slow.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 05:48
by Skunk_Giant
This reminds me! There's a cake waiting in my fridge!

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 09:17
by Zinrius
MKindy wrote:
aflycon wrote:I knew I should've set my /home in Sweden so I could go too. >_>
Yeah, but /groupspawn is somewhere in Kenya (origin of man, and all). Be hard to get back to Washington afterwards. :P
You could always TP to Notch then /home in Washington when interviews done.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 17:26
by arogon343
Who is allowed to go? I know im probably not allowed...but i think i could get the money together.....If you want me to go that is...... bu in any case, i would happily donate money for sneaky to go to notch.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 17:40
by Byroe
arogon343 wrote:Who is allowed to go? I know im probably not allowed...but i think i could get the money together.....If you want me to go that is...... bu in any case, i would happily donate money for sneaky to go to notch.
i think we should have a fund raiser. i would be glad to donate money to the trip fund.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 18:45
by Lord_Mountbatten
If you really want to raise funds, and if he's willing to go, Sneaky would have to be the priority. No offence, but anyone else apart from Wokka and Sneaky is completely unnecessary.

Anyways, Notch only agreed to a meeting with Wokka. If half of Escapecraft appeared at Mojang he'd be justified in turning everyone else away, nice as he is.

Re: A cake for Notch

Posted: 04 May 2011, 18:59
by aflycon
Zinrius wrote:
MKindy wrote:
aflycon wrote:I knew I should've set my /home in Sweden so I could go too. >_>
Yeah, but /groupspawn is somewhere in Kenya (origin of man, and all). Be hard to get back to Washington afterwards. :P
You could always TP to Notch then /home in Washington when interviews done.
hao u guise no wer i live????
oh, wait. >_> /me changes his info