Money for Skipping

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Have you ever wanted to help stop the server from violently exploding, for more rewards than titles and perks? You have? Better stop reading then.

No, come back! All you have to do is click the link below, and not only will you be able to help raise money for server running costs, but you'll also get a variety of rewards depending on the amount raised!

"But Mountbatten, CEO and President of CreepsUTrust PLC, I would never have expected you of all people to try and raise money," none of you say. "What could possibly be the benefit in all this?"

Wokka will film himself skipping to work.

Donate now.

[MKindy]

Bump for great justice! We can do this! D:

[MrJKapowey]

sorry, nvm. Silly question. I'll try to donate soon...

[Skunk_Giant]

Yes, I saw that a couple of days ago... I shall try and donate soon...

[Iron_Fang]

^^ * highfives MK 98 ppl to donate £50 to go

[Zinrius]

1)We raise the money
2)Wokka1 makes video
3)Wokka1 goes viral
4)He gets movie deal from Ron Jeremy
5) ?????
6)Profit

[MKindy]

Wow, 12% already! Keep up the pace!

[vallorn]

wokka just as a curiosity what will you be doing with $5000 dollars?

[Someguy42]

wokka just as a curiosity what will you be doing with $5000 dollars?

[Jake55778]

Which generous fool donated $500? That's crazy

[Pinmissile]

Which generous fool donated $500? That's crazy

Yeah, someone just earned himself two hours of Wokka goodness.
Just pitched in 50$

[sag185]

Wow, thats a pretty massive fuel, and will make the server be very happy. :L
When i get my bank acct topped up ill pitch in $20

[Iron_Fang]

wokka will become a YouTube sensation!!! Or whatever it is they call them

[wokka1]

wokka just as a curiosity what will you be doing with $5000 dollars?

I plan to invest it into Escapecraft, after the debts are paid. As many people may have heard from the q&a's, EC has never been in the positive, donations do help, but the rest comes out of my pocket. So, if this donation drive does work, we'll be in the positive and put the rest towards our infrastructure.

Wait, no, minecon is in vegas, I plan to have a lot of fun with it

[Iron_Fang]

Shame minecon wasn't in 12 days... I would of been there :'(

[Zinrius]

I still can't get over the fact that Wokka1 might virally end up on::

-Tosh.0
-Websoup
-America's funniest home videos
-Failblog
-Ron Jeremy film

I can picture it now spreading like wild fire.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Since it's now been suggested, I no longer can't. That's how the world works.

[wokka1]

Yeah, I don't see that happening Zin, none of the above.

Thoughts on what I should wear? TuTu is out unless its more like $10k, but a suit, my normal attire of shorts/tshirt?

[Godavari]

Short shorts.

[Aenir_bEPU]

I think a suit would draw more attention than regular casual attire.
Unless you're using RWC...

[wokka1]

Short shorts.

I don't own a pair, nor do I intend to get any.

[Zinrius]

Wokka's just afraid to be shot down by the locals for skipping in tight short-shorts.

You know; for children's sake.

[MKindy]

Nearly a quarter there!

[Blackadder51]

/wokka no pants

[aflycon]

Wokka's just afraid to be shot down by the locals for skipping in tight short-shorts.

You know; for children's sake.

America is scary.

[Someguy42]

Yeah, I don't see that happening Zin, none of the above.

Thoughts on what I should wear? TuTu is out unless its more like $10k, but a suit, my normal attire of shorts/tshirt?

Your minecraft skin. That is all...

[Iron_Fang]

.... it's over 1thousand

[Blackadder51]

A wild donation appeared!

[Iron_Fang]

25%

[SachielOne]

For those wondering about the story behind this, there was a question asked during one of the Escapecraft Q&As that was pretty much "How much would it cost to get video wokka skipping to work?" Wokka threw out the $5000 figure, and the whole thing has apparently spiraled completely out of control.