I love to read the banlist
http://www.escapecraft.net/banlist.php It's my source of comedy. So here's a topic to share your favorite reasons people have been banned, just don't post the names of the departed.
Major griefing, his reason was "i know notch".
Notch knows you and he hates you
He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.
To the mod who googled it use safesearch next time.
Building a ejaculating black dick and attempted griefing.
Imagine what this guy could make if he used his engineering skills for good and not horrible things.
Quote: "WHY ARE THE MODS PENISES SO SMALL????????????"
Why are you looking????