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Greetings 'nd such,

I have recently been on a quest to look for testificates within Borjan. I have been to three NPC villages that contacts of mine are in possession of, and none of them have any of the said entities. This thread was created with the purpose of asking of any NPC village locations within Borjan that are not desolate, and have an owner. If so, I ask the owner please contact me ingame for a possible business opportunity.

If there are no available Non-Player Character villages that have a testificate community available, may I request that these villages be refilled with spawned testificates? Otherwise, we may have created the mass genocide of Squidwards within Borjan.

With seriously large regards,
Invun

Heh. Now who has the unique gimmick for his town!

(please note that I did not kill them and hate the person who did)

oh and:

That also was going to lead me to ask you, could you testificate Fort Tusk again, so that I could sell the testificates into cheap labor so that their influence spreads across Borjan once again? Because as far as I know, one does not take a testificate and transfer it from Fyra to Borjan.

Also, I really think testificate genocide has occured, i've been to about 5 NPC villages in Borjan since yesterday, and not one of them is populated.

TESTIFY! OH LORD TESTIFY!

I think I may have found a solution to the lack of testificates in Borjan.

Invunarble wrote:I think I may have found a solution to the lack of testificates in Borjan.

do tell.

ALIENS!

vallorn wrote:

Invunarble wrote:I think I may have found a solution to the lack of testificates in Borjan.

do tell.

Yes, please do.

I may have possibly found a last hope for Testificates in Borjan, but because it may be the last populated village, I cannot reveal it's location to anyone until I develop a steady testificate population there.

Find them. Find them and kill them.

SMWasder wrote:Find them. Find them and kill them.

nou.

Get up the map, mark of all the villages, go to all and make sure to kill everything that moves

Yes invun, you save those testificates.

You xd out the wrong option

Invun PM me the coords. Il help you build some apartment blocks to increase the population.

Wow this is getting serious I remember 3 months ago there was a testificate village with about a population of 25 I came back to the same place............ They were all gone.

vallorn wrote:Invun PM me the coords. Il help you build some apartment blocks to increase the population.

No offense vall, but due to a recent series of events I am not exactly sure I can trust what you are saying.

Regardless, I still need to talk to the owner of the village before any actions can be done, and when I do I will already have a player (can't reveal his name) who will assist me in repopulating the village, and eventually Borjan.

Vall won't kill them, he owns a town full of them and gets mad when people kill them. Plus i think i know which village ur talking bout...

Not hard to find out, today will be find the testificates day

Hytro i swear if u kill themm ill do something of some sorts that im allowed to do to u...

Hytro, You touch even a hair on their noses and I will track you down.

You guys just made me want to find them even more now
I might just hold them all as hostages

Hytro wrote:You guys just made me want to find them even more now
I might just hold them all as hostages

That would be a short standoff. We've got a sniper rifle that's 100% accurate and a guaranteed headshot.

Hytro: "Meet my demands, or another Squidward gets it!"

Mods: "/ban Hytro"

Godavari wrote:

Hytro wrote:You guys just made me want to find them even more now
I might just hold them all as hostages

That would be a short standoff. We've got a sniper rifle that's 100% accurate and a guaranteed headshot.

Hytro: "Meet my demands, or another Squidward gets it!"

Mods: "/ban Hytro"

It's a hammer, not a rifle silly!

Kill most of them, then I will trap 2 of them in a small room, put up traps around them, tons of traps, so if you try to save them they WILL die

Plus the ones i have seen are on someone's claim, so Dont. Touch. Them

I wont touch them I will just lure them over to my side with my daedric sexyness

Dear sir, I will make you fall into your own firey pit of lava within your own mansion made of netherrack should you decide to so much as approach my Testificates.

As for everyone else, i'm not too sure we are talking about the same village here, the one I found is in a VERY VERY VERY remote area.

Hytro wrote:I wont touch them I will just lure them over to my side with my daedric sexyness

Wait WTF since when are Daedrics sexy?!?!?!?

Dominikvl9965 wrote:

Hytro wrote:I wont touch them I will just lure them over to my side with my daedric sexyness

Wait WTF since when are Daedrics sexy?!?!?!?

Ever played the Shivering Isle? the Daedra there sort of fall into that category. although I think Hytro probably looks worse than a Mudcrab in comparison.