Escapecraft

It recently came to the attention of Darktaint and I that the insolent Raven Empire thugs had stuck one of their gaudy UFOs over Bastion. We were a little alarmed at first, but then we discovered the CUT insignia on the side of the UFO.

Now, Taint and I were blissfully unaware of any CUT/Raven alliance, however as members of said corporation, it was a piece of cake bypassing the Raven security teams with our official-looking CUT badges and merchandise.

Once aboard, we shepherded the crew into the TNT discharge bay by distracting them with jingly keys, and safely released them into lava fields in the far north.

Suffice to say, the craft is now under our full control. We will be transforming it into a l33t party UFO with which to tour Escapia, so feel free to stop by and get your groove on at our crazy space disco.

We're still hard at work deciphering the craft's intelligence banks to identify the location of the Raven base, but when we do, know this. Your days are numbered, alien scum.

Edit by Taint : The ship is now called the class B-G Disco ship Revel in it's awesomeness

And when you do find the location of they raven base, tell the covenant and other citizens of the alliance so we may glass it till it is no more!

Now transmitting OGRED Cannon circuitry destruct command. I can't let you renegades have my toys now, can I?

See reversing the polarity charges on the shield array, gave the shields some interesting properties sach. If you happen to fire you OGRED sat at us, the pulse will be absorbed and returned right back at ya

If the covenant see OGRED about to fire,all they have to do is open a slipspace rift that will suck up any orbital defense and shoot them halfway across the galaxy.

I also hear they have magic wizard armor +2.

ah well i guess il just have to fire those Vortex Missiles then!

we tested them on that shattered moon you see orbiting escapia...


these primitive versions are the only thing we are releasing. Death.

SneakyPie wrote:I also hear they have magic wizard armor +2.

Woah, I think ye better back down guys.

While walking around the north I found a cut base and a ravencraft floating low, also join the new aliens who have sent scout ships to us

And also our titans will deploy but I need help to make more parts for them

So... will all of bastions citizens called to fight agains the empire?
If so. To Batlle!!!

Joskeuh wrote:So... will all of bastions citizens called to fight agains the empire?
If so. To Batlle!!!

as a bastion citizen i urge you to stand down these hostilitys against our liberators!

Every citizen of every city that has joined the Covenant-raven war may join. Or, if you can, you can join haxx's squad.

Maybe after next week or so, but im checking that UFO hovering above my house out for sure!

Remember to buy your CUT-manufactured UsefulTech!

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Remember to buy your CUT-manufactured UsefulTech!

No thanks, I already have my bow and sword.
A gun would be usefull though It fits with my skin

http://www.escapecraft.net/phpBB3/viewt ... f=5&t=1996

The Empire Strikes Back. Your move.

Edit: Warlock your ..... whatever that was wasn't .... well be more creative than that. And give people time to see it!

Your little "drone" is no match for a glassing from orbit by a covenant super carrier.The covenant and haxx's squad shall never be defeated by the Raven Empire!!!

warlockseer wrote:Your little "drone" is no match for a glassing from orbit by a covenant super carrier.The covenant and haxx's squad shall never be defeated by the Raven Empire!!!

But what if Lath convinces Black to join the battle >.>

Then your Covenant Super Carrier is doomed.

Slip space bombs would be at the ready of course. We would also open a slipspace to escape.

I was recently commisioned by Warlock to build a prototype UFO.

Here's it in progress. It's gonna be one hella of a awesome ship.

your out of Lore there lock. slip space bombs were not part of the covenant arsenal.

and besides a Warp Rift is much easier to use. we can sic a swarm of Ghasts on your cruiser and flood its insides with ZombiePigmen.

Prototype is well under it's way. After the exterior is done, the insides, living quarters will be done, with a party room, kitchen, farm, etc.

That is great reaper! The covenant is proud you have joined!

Seeing as the lovely covenant gave us a few tech boosts we've managed to develop a polymorph cannon. So from now on if you happen to see a ufo hanging around your city report it to me and hax and we can turn it into a fluffy rabbit for you . Also we've elected wisey as the mascot

Haxx's squad shall now be known as.......

THE PINK BUNNIE'S

nothing is in the background of Darks post. definatly not the end of your resistance. <_< >_>

on a side note anyone seen there will be subjected to the full wrath of Tzeentch. you have been warned.

*yawns*

Just woke up, the exterior is done, along with a sweet lava engine.

Laser cannons, glassing cannons, and a couple of little suprises are being added.

Go Pink Bunnies!

thank you for giving the Raven Empire a new weapon. BEHOLD THE DRONEBUNNY!

.... nice Cyborg Bunny!