Mountbatten has something to say!
Now, I was reading <insert your favourite newspaper's name here> when I remembered that there was a very important vote occurring, one that may possibly change the very nature of this country's infrastructure. I realised that the first thing I had to do straight away was vote for the sake of my country, and its people.
I threw away the rubbish I was handed concerning a different system of how to vote, since no one should be listening to any opinion but mine anyway. I tampered with the council votes too.
Back in my day, voting was not allowed in industrial nightmares such as Leeds, so what I want to know is where the hell did I put my pen?
1 Zimbabwean dollar for anyone who can help me with this.
