King of the Hill

[Fuzz422365117]

I work out a little and lose 200 pounds. I run back up the hill and eat everything.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I put on an anti-eating shield and disregard everything Iron_Fang said in his last post, and run up the hill. Fuzz can no longer eat me.

MY HILL!

[Fuzz422365117]

I eat the anti-eating shield?

My hill...

[Invunarble]

YOU FALL DOWN A HOLE.

My hill

[Fuzz422365117]

I dig a path up to the top of the hill by eating my way through the dirt

my hill

[Invunarble]

I rip out all your teeth and put a brace in your mouth so that not only can you eat anymore, but you can't close your mouth.

Mahhillle

[Fuzz422365117]

I drink lots of CocaCola and the acid in it wears away at the brace. When it's gone I eat Invun.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I devalidize the above statement with the fact that although you may have somehow worn out a titanium brace, you still do not have any teeth and therefore cannot eat me.

Still mahhille

[Fuzz422365117]

I grow more teeth.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I remind fuzz that natural everythingavores cannot regrow teeth, regardless of the circumstances.

Therefore still making it mahhille

[Iron_Fang]

snorlaxes can regrow teeth btw and you are dead! thus all of the previous statements of invunarble are invalid and it is Fuzz's hill *gives Fuzz food
Mine and Fuzz's hill!

[Invunarble]

Psst, hey Iron, there's a massive cube of TNT underneath that hill that Blackadder left while he was in control of it. You should really get off the hill before that detonat- BOOOOOM!

Dammit, I guess it was too late, it seems both him and fuzz blew up.

Meh, guess it's my hill now.

[Fuzz422365117]

Me and Iron fly for about a mile and then land. Iron gets on my back and holds a twinkie in front of my face. I keep running to get it and once we get to the hill I eat Invun andspit him back out and eat him again.

Me and Iron's hill.

[Invunarble]

I trapada pokemon in my pasta, it'sa my hill now bello

lolwut

[Iron_Fang]

i tell invun that he is a bad troll and he runs off crying, mine and fuzz and everyone else's hill except invun >:(

[Invunarble]

I chant in global chat that I am the king of PvP, and that causes Iron to ragequit

So yeah, still my hill

[Iron_Fang]

*gets hocho, djk and many other awesomer pvpers than invun* our hill

[Invunarble]

*gets chand* Not only is your argument invalid, but

Our hill

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I kindly ask Afly to /kick you both.

My hill. And now I will build a castle on it.

[Milo_Windby]

Just to see how pissed off y'all get, I lock the thread

My Hill Now!

[Invunarble]

Heh, seems it isn't locked, so I push milo off the hill.

Once again, my hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I bash Invun with a feather while wearing a pumpkin on my head. Out of pure fear, disbelief, and confusion he doesn't fight back.

My hill, for all partakers in PHTF to enjoy!

[Invunarble]

I shut off the lights in Sti's castle that he made ontop the hill, then push him off like all the other people who fell victim to my deadly wrath when they lost the hill.

My hill

[Fuzz422365117]

No one has kicked me off the hill, so I sit quietly at Iron's side. Invun approaches us and I eat him.

Our hill.

[Invunarble]

I trick you into eating iron, and then yourself.

Hill

[Fuzz422365117]

i spit myself and iron out and eat invun

Fuzzy _Iron's hill.

[Invunarble]

I devalidize your statement again because by the time you consider doing that, you have digested iron and yourself completely.

Hill

[Fuzz422365117]

I eat a time machine and go back to June 30 when this thread was posted and eat Sirrus.

My hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I steal your time machine, go back to the 29th, and create the thread myself.

My thread hill.

[J4Numbers]

Sends another Sti back in time, causing a paradox and making something really weird happen with an overall result that the last post didn't happen. I then shoot Fuzz.

My Hill