Mall Fight!

[Blackadder51]

I respawn and become rather shocked at the appalling OHS standings that are in this shop "Oh my Tuggrah has really gone downhill ever since i left it, I shall speak to the manager about this" my mind made up I walk in a brisk place to the managers office to hand in my strongly worded letter ignoring the carnage, surroundings and lava around me.

[vallorn]

i note the chuck norris clone in an iron man suit and pull out the rule sheet.

Rules
Mall Fight has very few rules, so try not to forget them, ok?
No respawning behind, inside or on top of other players and insta-kill revenging them.
No god power's/items.
Try to keep OOC (Out Of Character) chat in spoiler boxes. Don't be afraid to breck the forth wall though, that's part of the fun ^_^
And most of all, have fun!

chuck screams and winks out of existance.

[random980]

i note the chuck norris clone in an iron man suit and pull out the rule sheet.

Rules
Mall Fight has very few rules, so try not to forget them, ok?
No respawning behind, inside or on top of other players and insta-kill revenging them.
No god power's/items.
Try to keep OOC (Out Of Character) chat in spoiler boxes. Don't be afraid to breck the forth wall though, that's part of the fun ^_^
And most of all, have fun!

chuck screams and winks out of existance.

I fail to see how chuck norris in an Ironman suit is a god power, its just 'god-like' in strength and agility and speed... The rules DID say this mall had EVERYTHING, and if your referring to no items.... err does that mean its all fisticuffs?

and i hack a wall-mounted gun in the control room and blast of Haxx's head
(and before the toxin sets in i grab a gas mask)

[vallorn]

in that case i can do this:
i grab meatroid and use him to open a rift to the Warp... DAEMON INCURSION!

specificly i summon Fateweaver... your Chuck norris is now a Chaos spawn.

for those not versed in 40K this is what the warp is... WARNING NOT SAFE FOR SANITY!

[arogon343]

hmmm theres my protection...

my genades...nova 6 gas......

my wepon....heavy bolter...
aaaand my auxilary wepon...the plasma cannon from predator...

[Pinmissile]

I spawn outside the mall and try to remember where the hell I parked my car.

[random980]

in that case i can do this:
i grab meatroid and use him to open a rift to the Warp... DAEMON INCURSION!

specificly i summon Fateweaver... your Chuck norris is now a Chaos spawn.

for those not versed in 40K this is what the warp is... WARNING NOT SAFE FOR SANITY!

HA, you cant do that as opening a rift in time and space WOULD be considered a god power. the chuck norris clone i made from the genetics lab in the mall, and (for sake of argument) i built the iron man suit for my chuck norris clone. My things were man-made, your rift is supernatural.
Also upon finding you in the mall and arguing, your head is shot off by my 'iron norris' while you were distracted arguing with me.
then i run back to the safety of my heavily guarded toilet cubical.

[vallorn]

(well as there is no limit to Chucks power thats a god power... opening a rift in time and space using an unfortunates body at a conduit? not so much...)

i welcome my new overlords and get beheaded by a Bloodletter...

[random980]

(well as there is no limit to Chucks power thats a god power... opening a rift in time and space using an unfortunates body at a conduit? not so much...)

i welcome my new overlords and get beheaded by a Bloodletter...

well ok then scrap the whole chuck norris and me being holed up thing, Im in the ironman suit. and im comming to kill you all (now that there is no 'god power' close that rift)

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I fall through the skylight, luckily landing on a random pile of mattresses. Seeing the lava, i build an infinite spring, fill a few buckets, and turn all the lava into obsidian. I then build a portal out the obsidian and coax a few ghasts out of it, afterwards running to hide in a hastilly built cobblestone shelter. I wait for the chaos to unsue, laughing as ghasts decide to taost Meatroid.

Oddly, Tony Stark forgot that gold isn't a very heat-resistant metal when using his gold-titanium alloy in the suit. Cold from upper atmosphere is fine, demonic blazes.... not so much.

[vallorn]

(its too late to close it now... )
i respawn and hide in a hastily built onsidian bunker below Sti's shelter while setting up a TNT bed under his house...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I see vallorn's TNT bed, and yell at him for not bringing a pillow. Then realising that ghasts aren't my friends, try break the portal, but my pick runs out of uses.

[random980]

i run to the gym, grab a massive inflatable ball thingy and plug the rift, also i set the tnt bed alight and run away like a mad man

[warlockseer]

I respawn and i am riding the last derposaur on earth.

[Skunk_Giant]

I respawn and ask Blackadder to fix the mall.

We all respawn.

[vallorn]

i respawn and, seeing the devestation from Black's fixing, hide in a cave system he uncoved while grabbing a flamethrower and several incendiary charges... i then seal the cave behind me with explosives...

[Skunk_Giant]

I respawn in Vall's cave. "Vall, we're safe here!" I say...

Suddenly, I hear it... SSSSSSSsssssssssssssss. There's a white flashing.

I respawn.

[vallorn]

seeing the creepers i set them on fire and run like hell.

[Blackadder51]

I sigh, as i attempt to fix the mall funnily enough copious use of random tnt firing, replacing the sprinkler system with pure fire and "leafing" an entire floor did nothing to fix it.

In my depressed state I walk to the Ice Cream/Bottle Shop to fix my woes.

[vallorn]

i find another crack in the celing and climb up to find myself in the icecream/bottle shop. seeing blackadder i decide that the creepers are safer and quietly slip back into the cave.

[random980]

I respawn and ask Blackadder to fix the mall.

We all respawn.

As im in an ironman suit i survive the blast only to suffer major burns and a broken suit, in the broken suit (i was sent flying by the tnt blast) i fall into the icecream shop, ontop of blackadder crushing him to death, then i continue through the floor to land in vall's cave. Luckily i died BEFORE all the creepers decided it would be more fun to blow me up instead of vall

I respawn in whats left of the food court.

[vallorn]

burning my way through the creepers i manage to find a massive seam of diamonds... i make a laser with them and some redstone ore and guessing where Black is. burn a hole up through the rock,the floor of the mall and the ice cream storage... Black is pissed.

[ntheawsome]

This Looks like fun!!!

Ntheawsome enters SCIENCE and More store and grabs a temporal rift generator. I activate the generator and the mall is warped to a random era in time.

[Sir_Luke]

This Looks like fun!!!

Ntheawsome enters SCIENCE and More store and grabs a temporal rift generator. I activate the generator and the mall is warped to a random era in time.

This is the PERFECT time for my entrance!

Sir_Luke spawns with a enfield musket, Stars and bars battle flag, confederate uniform, and a nice kepi!
Now you'll all pay for what you Yankees done!

[Fuzz422365117]

I re-spawn in front of the mall. I walk in hoping to buy some slippers. I walk over to the stairs and go up them. I walk down four hallways and finally find a clothes store. Just before I walk in, I get sniped. My body lay on the floor whilst creepers and spider-jockeys dance around me. GAME OVER Score: &e0

[vallorn]

i gain command of the Cave Creepers and use them as an army to destroy you all!

this includes one creeper exploding to propel another creeper into you.

[Skunk_Giant]

I reveal I've been building a weapon of Mass destruction... A machine controlled by one half of a creeper's brain and one half of Black's brain.

[warlockseer]

Riding on my derposaur, i see the mall poof out of nowhere. I ride up to it and see that it was "fixed".

[ntheawsome]

I find a jetpack in the SCIENCE store, without a license...


CRASH!!!

Respawns in the apple store and begins playing minecraft on a save that has a redstone computer that plays minecraft.

[Sir_Luke]

Sir_Luke fires his 75 caliber musket and then charges forward with his battle flag! He then notices a book about why the North won the american civil war and starts to read it vigorously...