The Prophecy of Escapecraft - Y u so new post?

[Iron_Fang]

Stowaway!!

[Someguy42]

Sssh, don't tell them that!

[Skunk_Giant]

In Escapia -
Hytro
Lord
Sneaky
Milo (Kidnapped, However)
Cho
UndeadJesus
Blank_Kold
697
Sag

Skunk's Ship -
Skunk
ActionGoose
Vallorn
Aflycon

Arogon's Ship -
Random
Kaousu
Arogon
Derek

Blackadder's Ship -
Blackadder
Iron_Fang
Sti_Jo_Lew
Strippers

Then of course there are others that are just unnamed people on the ships and in Escapia.

[givemeabreak432]

What about me ?

[Skunk_Giant]

My bad Giveme. You didn't say you wanted to travel, but I can change that around. Do you wanna be in Escapia, or on the ships?

As the crowd gathered around King Sneaky's Castle, everyone was anxious to hear his words.
Escapia was changing, and it was clear that something important was about to happen.
Finally, after a quick talk with Cho by his side, Sneaky appeared on the balcony.
"People of Escapia... I have news."

"He's just in here, Sir."
Lord followed the nervous guard quickly, their footsteps echoing throughout the prison. As he walked down the aisle, he could feel the eyes of the worst Griefers in CraftMine staring down at him.
But he was only here to speak to one.
xXxMLGMinecraftzPROZxXx, otherwise known as Proz, was one of the worst offenders in CraftMine. While officially, he was nowhere near as bad as some of the others in the prison of Escapia, Lord despised his constant use of the strange language 'L337 Speak'.
"Here he is," the guard said, pulling a switch which removed a large silver wall, revealing a window.
"Can he see me?"
"Yes, Sir. Speak clearly into the microphone."
Lord looked up at Proz, strapped to a large board, a muzzle on. He felt as though this could be the scene from a movie.
"Proz, my name is Lord Mountbatt-"
"I know who you are, Louis," the criminal spoke back. Mountbatten was shocked at his clear English. He looked to the guard.
"Turns out, this guy knew perfect English the whole time. He just communicated with his colleagues through the other language. That 'Elite Speak' or whatever it is."
"Mr Proz," Louis sighed. "I need your help."
Proz laughed. "You, you need my help? Pathetic."
"I'm willing to negotiate a deal with you, Proz."
"A deal? Pfft. There's only one thing you could give me, and you never will."
"Now don't be so sure, Proz. We're willing to make exceptions to certain policies right now. Freedom isn't an option, however, if that's what you meant."
"Freedom? I don't want freedom. I like it hear, Mountbatten. You know why? Because I'm losing it! I'm losing my damn mind, and I need help."
"We can get you professional help, if that's what you-"
"No, Louis, think! The guard needs to leave."
Mountbatten nodded at the guard, who left quickly. "What is it you want? Stop with the games."
"What is it we all want? Everyone in this prison wants the same, but none want it as much as me. How about you say what you want first, though, Louis."
"We've received an important message. It's written in 'Elite Speak'. We have reason to believe there'll be more, and we can't translate them. We need someone professional."
Proz thought for a moment. "I see. Interesting. How important are these messages?"
"Top priority right now."
"Then you might actually give me what I want."
"WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT, PROZ?" Louis yelled into the mic.
"I want... the trap."
Louis froze.
"The trap?"
"The trap."

"We have been attacked and we have fought back, many times. But these attacks are becoming more constant, and the Empire is being pushed to its strains," the King began. "In times of great need, in times of desperation, few people rise to the challenge presented to them. Out of those few, little succeed. We aim to make those few a greater number. We must do this, to survive. So, without further ado, I announce Infesord and MKindy, two soldiers of the Escapian Empire, as new Leaders."
The crowd burst into cheers as the two new Leaders of Escapia stepped onto the balcony and were granted their first magic by the King.
Finally, when everyone was gone, Sneaky, Inf and Kindy had a private meeting.
"The two of you have been brought into power in Escapia at one of our toughest times in our history. You will be pushed to the ultimate tests. Do us proud," Sneaky said.
Then, he was gone.

[givemeabreak432]

Nice chapter.

And I'd like to stay in Escapia, please.

[Darktaint]

Gimme a role dammit. Put me on a god damn ship

[Skunk_Giant]

OK, Dark will go on Black's ship.

[vallorn]

Dark can have one of my party buckets!

[Someguy42]

Take me and put me in one of vallorns lava kegs! I wanna be secret awesome dude >:O

[vallorn]

your going to hide... in a keg FULL OF LAVA!?

why!?

[warlockseer]

Skunk, may i partake in this epic prophecy?

[XDelphi]

In Escapia -
Hytro
Lord
Sneaky
Milo (Kidnapped, However)
Cho
UndeadJesus
Blank_Kold
697
Sag

Skunk's Ship -
Skunk
ActionGoose
Vallorn
Aflycon

Arogon's Ship -
Random
Kaousu
Arogon
Derek

Blackadder's Ship -
Blackadder
Iron_Fang
Sti_Jo_Lew
Strippers

Then of course there are others that are just unnamed people on the ships and in Escapia.

You missed me off ._.

[vallorn]

ah good old Darwin. i wondered when Skunk would put him in a story

[Skunk_Giant]

Skunk, may i partake in this epic prophecy?

Indeed you may!

In Escapia -
Hytro
Lord
Sneaky
Milo (Kidnapped, However)
Cho
UndeadJesus
Blank_Kold
697
Sag

Skunk's Ship -
Skunk
ActionGoose
Vallorn
Aflycon

Arogon's Ship -
Random
Kaousu
Arogon
Derek

Blackadder's Ship -
Blackadder
Iron_Fang
Sti_Jo_Lew
Strippers

Then of course there are others that are just unnamed people on the ships and in Escapia.

You missed me off ._.

Seriously? I was sure I put your name down.
Well, you were on Random's boat.

[XDelphi]

Yeah, I was with Arogon. Cheers Skunk

[Someguy42]

your going to hide... in a keg FULL OF LAVA!?

why!?

This is hard to say vallorn...
I dumped all the lava in that keg into a griefers mouth. Sure I overused 64 buckets of lava on a griefer but hey, I killed a griefer

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Yay, I'm on blackadder's ship! Party time!

[Skunk_Giant]

your going to hide... in a keg FULL OF LAVA!?

why!?

This is hard to say vallorn...
I dumped all the lava in that keg into a griefers mouth. Sure I overused 64 buckets of lava on a griefer but hey, I killed a griefer

...and burnt three towns to the ground.

[Someguy42]

Don't tell him that sssh xD

[Skunk_Giant]

"You can get it, you can give me what I need," Proz urged. "Get me the trap, and I will decipher each and every last message."
"How can I trust you?" Lord asked, "you're a Griefer!"
"You can't. But I'm your only option. Show me the note, Louis."
Uncertainly, Mountbatten pushed the note against the window.
"Milo, I remember him."
"So it DOES involve Milo?"
"Yes. They've taken him. They say that they have your Milo."
"The milo is still in the kitchen, so I guess it's him they're referring to. Can you tell us who wrote this?"
"That's not my field of expertise. If you get me the trap, the Very Clearly Labelled Bantrap, I can help you."
"But, I can't get it... It's under heavy guard, and the King would never allow it."
"Steal it! Steal the Trap, Louis. Give me the Trap, and I will lead you into the mind of a Griefer."
"I can't steal from the Empire for you! I'll ask the King, and his word is final."
"Don't tell the King, Louis. He may not understand, he may not allow it. If he says no, then he'll be expecting any suspicious acts around the Trap. Use your power as head of CUT to take the Trap, and nobody will know it was you."
"But..."
"It's for the good of Escapia, Louis. Get me the trap."
"If you don't come through with this..." he said, pointing his finger at Proz. "You'll wish you never came to CraftMine."
"I already do, Louis."

As Kaousu and Derek slowly approached the large, flooded room, they had no clue what could be causing the thumping on the wooden walls. Likely a piece of furniture being thrown with the water.
They reached the door and cautiously pulled it back...
To find the face of a squid looking back at them... But it had the body of a human!

"Oh, thank God! I was getting so cold and wet, thank you!" it cried.
"OHMYGOD! I HAVE TO TELL ALL MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS ABOUT THIS!" Derek screamed.
The walking squid grabbed its face and pulled it off, revealing a man holding a squid's mask.
"Stalke?"
"I... kind of... was late for signing up. So I stowed away."
"In the kitchen storage room?"
"I wasn't sure how long I'd be stowed away, so I went for food."
"And the... the mask?"
"In case anyone found me."
"If anyone found you, they'd either realise you were a person, or they'd chop you up and serve you for dinner."
Stalke sighed. "Yeah, but it made me feel better."
"Let's go back up to everyone else, " Kaosu suggested. "Before Derek spreads word of the walking squid."

[Someguy42]

Hahahaha epic win xD

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I'm starting to like this Derek fellow. I can actually relate to him!

[random980]

Stalkes on my ship! yayz!
also
DEREK!!!!

[vallorn]

PLEASE let me kill derek!

[random980]

NO!
Derek must live!
For the sake of teh lawlz!
(He is bound to be useful at some point! (maybe we could fire him out of a ship cannon if we run out of cannon balls))

[vallorn]

NO!
Derek must live!
For the sake of teh lawlz!
(He is bound to be useful at some point! (maybe we could fire him out of a ship cannon if we run out of cannon balls))

if you dont tie him up in the brig im gonna make soup from him and the contents of one of my barrels.

[Skunk_Giant]

O_O

Derek and Lava soup?
Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Yeah, it'll definetely be fully cooked, and it'll never get cold!

[Hytro]

After reading now I really feel like watching The Silence of the Lambs >.>