King of the Hill

[asi1998]

I fire a nuclear missile from my nuclear control base in Fyra. It's target is directly on LS and wether he tries to fly away or not, I blow him up and kill him no matter how he tries to escape.

My hill

[LS13]

Godmode

My hill

[Invunarble]

Wokka comes along and demods everyone, including you and Sneaky.

Therefore, you're now suffering from the radiation from asi's nuclear missle, which I convinently equiped a Bio Hazmat suit in retaliation.

My hill.

[asi1998]

Dang it, I have to return to the control site now, I aim my last 2 missiles at invun and wokka, since wokka can't die, I do it to scare him away, but invun can't die and after I blow up his suit and his stuff, I steal all his Pvp gear, his DBS, and his hill.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I use threatening and intimidation to make asi sit on a cake at the bottom of the hill.

My hill.

[LS13]

Wokka remods all the mods and stops listening to inv. I use /slay on inv and destroy his hazmat suit.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

Someone pooped on the hill while you were gone. The hill now reeks of feces, and you wish to leave immediately. I collect my hazmat suit and climb back ontop of the hill.

My hill.

[LS13]

and destroy his hazmat suit.

Silly inv i destroyed it. I pay someone to remove the poop and push you off the hill.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

The person you paid to remove the poop is a spy! They pick the poop up and throw it at you!

I make a new hazmat suit and climb up the hill.

My hill.

[LS13]

I push you off anyways.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

You pushed the poop collector instead, since you still have poop covering your face! He becomes angry and throws a banana at you.

While you two fight, my hill

[LS13]

Fine if u insist on not being pushed, i use the special form of slap that shoots u extremely high into the air (different from rocket) and you die on impact. I then use worldedit to surround the hill in a hollow cube of bedrock that is impossible to get into unless you are a mod. I then go even farther and set a cuboid around it that has a larger radius by 50 blocks. If you step inside this cuboid it starts damaging you, so you die way before getting close. The poop flinger dies from the cuboid.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I haxx wokka's computer and delete all of the server plugins, resulting in pure anarchy and none of the mods being able to do anything.

Ma hill

[asi1998]

Wokka get reay mad at Invun and free he gets all the destruction fixed, he bans Invun, and leaves the hill unclaimed. I go and claim it

My Hill

[LS13]

I do what i did before except this time i slap asi.

My hill.

[motormaniac]

˙sʎɐs sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ɹǝʌǝu ןןıʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsnɐɔǝq uoıssǝɹdǝp buıןɐɹıds ɐ oʇuı ןןɐɟ uǝɥʇ 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ʇǝb 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ

My Hill.

[Invunarble]

˙sʎɐs sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ɹǝʌǝu ןןıʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsnɐɔǝq uoıssǝɹdǝp buıןɐɹıds ɐ oʇuı ןןɐɟ uǝɥʇ 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ʇǝb 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ

My Hill.

You read this, get confused, then fall into a spiraling depression because of the fact that you will never know what this says.

nope.gif, my hill

[motormaniac]

You decifered what i said, but did nothing to obtain hill ownership, my hill.

[Invunarble]

You actually haven't done anything to get LS off the hill (since he was last in ownership) besides state a sentence in a foreign language in an attempt to make the reader lose sanity, which is no longer possible since it was successfully translated by moi. Therefore, you have no ownership of the hill.

I push LS off of the hill. My hill.

[motormaniac]

I throw a stick at invun, and he falls off of the hill as i walk to the top. My hill.

[Invunarble]

I throw a tower at motor, and he falls off of the hill as I walk to the top. My hill.

[LS13]

Guys, you are forgetting, no nonmods can get to the hill without dying.

My hill.

(and I've been able to read upside down for almost as long as I've been able to read, that really isn't hard :/ )

[motormaniac]

I force wokka to promote me to mod, and invun so he can have some bit of a chance, then i throw a dirt at LS. My hill.

[LS13]

I convince wokka to unmod you, and then seal him in a soundproof room so no one can somehow convince him to do anything else. Motor dies from the cuboid.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I thought I killed all of you, I break wokka out of the closet and we sign a peace deal to work together to get me the hill, we unmod all the mods so only me and wokka and sneakypie have powers. I then tell sneakypie that lord Mountbatten is trying to get his place so they get into another Pvp duel while I retake the hill with my new /slay powers.

[Invunarble]

I make this shit personal yo, I go and get ma homies from the West side, eggie smalls, smeepac, all of the NWA (Including Eazy-E who is dead), D12, G-Unit, and Chip the Rippa, and we come to your house and have dinner, then proceed to light it on fire, all while listening to this song:



Since all of the server's community database no longer has a computer and/or house, Chip the Rippa logs into the server and swears repeatedly at LS13's bedrock wall-cuboid thing. This makes the wall-cuboid bedrock thing cry in a fit of despair, and leave the hill.

My hill!

[LS13]

I re-convince wokka again, seal him in the room again, and cuboid it like the hill. After asi is demodded, I build a system that causes a sign to kick him every second. I go and find the "bedrock wall-cuboid thing" and comfort it and bring it back. I then ban Chip so that he can not hurt the cuboid's feelings again. While asi gets kicked every time he tries logging on, inv dies from the cuboid.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I hack Jebs account and I delete ls minecraft account so he can never play again. I then bring back the enchanting system of 1.2.5 for everyone's enjoyment.

My hill

[LS13]

Silly asi, you think I don't have an alt? Also, if it was deleted I could make another one named LS13 and it would work perfectly fine. So I do that.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I hack all teh internets and make everyone's computer explode in a fiery destructive ball of maple syrup except for my computer. I win, my hill, everyone can give up now.