King of the Hill

[Invunarble]

No.

Still my hill.

[Modocam]

I snipe you with my bow and resume my place in an obsidian box, my hill.

[LS13]

Pfff, obsidian box. I remove the obsidian, freeze you, and smash you with my banhammer.

Our hill.

[Modocam]

Damn it, I want hill..

[Invunarble]

LS and I deny you to have ownership of our hill.

Our hill.

[Wildwill002]

You could make one of those really awesome stickman gifs with this thread...

[Invunarble]

Damn it, I want hill..

You could make one of those really awesome stickman gifs with this thread...

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[SirrusSamiyaza]

I remember that I created this thread in the first place, and using thready powers, move the hill from under you, dropping you into convenient lava below. My hill.

[Invunarble]

I pull your tusks out then cook you for dinner, LS and I feast on your flesh just in time for Thanksgiving.

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

I pull your tusks out then cook you for dinner, LS and I feast on your flesh just in time for Thanksgiving.

My hill.

I break your alliance with LS13 by telling him that you are making a city with Vallorn, god of lava, which is his enemy element. Once you are weak, I sneak up behind you and snap your neck. My hill.

[Invunarble]

False! You cannot snap my neck if your body is placed on a roasted spit!

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

False! You cannot snap my neck if your body is placed on a roasted spit!

My hill.

Objection! Walruses are known to regrow all parts of their bodies due to a curse a mummy witch put on our leader, Bob, thousands of years ago! My hill!

[Invunarble]

Nonetheless, you are still engraved on a spit, suffering from third degree burns as LS and I cook you!

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

Nonetheless, you are still engraved on a spit, suffering from third degree burns as LS and I cook you!

My hill.

LS13 broke up with you. Anyways, I regenerated, snap your neck, take the hill, and bury you in New Mexico. My hill.

[Invunarble]

Yeah? Well, guess what? I make a fucking time machine, go back in time, and undo your neck snappery and all that other shit.

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

Yeah? Well, guess what? I make a fucking time machine, go back in time, and undo your neck snappery and all that other shit.

My hill.

I regenerate again, smash the time machine, stab you in the face, stab LS13 in the face, and take the hill. My hill.

[Invunarble]

I pick up a [Lift Up] sign, and laugh at you because you don't even lift.

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

I pick up a [Lift Up] sign, and laugh at you because you don't even lift.

My hill.

I kick you into the air, you go flyong, and are banned for hax. My hill.

[LS13]

Lol, I don't care if he is making a city with Vall, who is not actually my enemy element. By being the God of Ice, my domain also extends over the houses residing in the taiga. This means that the hearth fires and warmth inside those houses are also my domain, which means I don't mind lava. Besides, nothing can melt my ice, why would I care about lava.

Anways, to the point. I freeze sirrus's charred, mostly eaten remains inside a great iceberg. Instead of simply letting you drift, I then decide to prove a point and I have lava poured over the iceberg, which, if you were paying any attention at all, you would know can not melt, ever. I then pour water over the lava, turning it into stone, and then finish this all off by freezing the entire thing solid. Then, I use my powers over ice to lift the great chunk of rock and ice and lift it out of the ocean it was in. I then summon my special banhammer, the Ice Scepter of Frost, and stab the great chunk, condemning it and you to drift for eternity in the chilly void. Now begone!

Our hill.

[Invunarble]

You are demoted for attempting to get a mentor banned for flyong, and therefore end up banned for repeatedly spamming chat with "y i no vet".

Our hill...

EDIT: Or that...

[SirrusSamiyaza]

Lol, I don't care if he is making a city with Vall, who is not actually my enemy element. By being the God of Ice, my domain also extends over the houses residing in the taiga. This means that the hearth fires and warmth inside those houses are also my domain, which means I don't mind lava. Besides, nothing can melt my ice, why would I care about lava.

Anways, to the point. I freeze sirrus's charred, mostly eaten remains inside a great iceberg. Instead of simply letting you drift, I then decide to prove a point and I have lava poured over the iceberg, which, if you were paying any attention at all, you would know can not melt, ever. I then pour water over the lava, turning it into stone, and then finish this all off by freezing the entire thing solid. Then, I use my powers over ice to lift the great chunk of rock and ice and lift it out of the ocean it was in. I then summon my special banhammer, the Ice Scepter of Frost, and stab the great chunk, condemning it and you to drift for eternity in the chilly void. Now begone!

Our hill.

I appear behind you magically, stab you with my tusks, stab Invun with my tusks, contemplate banning alliances, decide not to, and then take my hill. My hill, bitch.

[Invunarble]

However, you are still banned for repeatedly asking "y i no vet". Escape that!

Our hill.

[LS13]

That is impossible. Your arguments henceforth are invalid because I say so and I can do that.

Get off the hill.

Our hill for all eternity.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

Note: The hill only has enough room for one person. It's a tiny hill. If more than one person tries to own it at the same time, thready powers nuke you for fairness :3

Being the thread creator, I can overrule you. You vanish into thin air, and I step on the hill, and put a lawn chair up.

[LS13]

Being a mod I can overrule a thread creator. If you payed any attention earlier in the thread you would realize that your hill isn't in existence. It is actually a hill made from MY ice meaning only I have control over it. I am a kind God unless provoked and saw potential in an alliance with Invunarble. Therefore, he is allowed on the hill.

Now, BE GONE.

Our hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

Being a mod I can overrule a thread creator. If you payed any attention earlier in the thread you would realize that your hill isn't in existence. It is actually a hill made from MY ice meaning only I have control over it. I am a kind God unless provoked and saw potential in an alliance with Invunarble. Therefore, he is allowed on the hill.

Now, BE GONE.

Our hill.

You cannot destroy the hill. The hill always exists no matter what. The main hill is what you want, and is the only hill you can claim. So, you're on your puny hill with Invun, I have the real hill.

Our hills...?

[LS13]

No. Read back, the hill was destroyed. There have been many hills, come and gone, since you last were in the fight.

Not your hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

No. Read back, the hill was destroyed. There have been many hills, come and gone, since you last were in the fight.

Not your hill.

The hill regenerates. Also the rules says that everyone wants the hill, not to destroy it. Using my thread powers, you have your ice hill, I have the real hill, all are happy.

[LS13]

There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.

Never does it say the hill can not be destroyed. If you had intended that, it would have had to been stated beforehand. I am greatly sorry for your loss of the hill.

But still. BE GONE.

Our hill. The only hill. For eternity.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.

Never does it say the hill can not be destroyed. If you had intended that, it would have had to been stated beforehand. I am greatly sorry for your loss of the hill.

But still. BE GONE.

Our hill. The only hill. For eternity.

I have used my powers to edit the first post. As such, the hill is back. Hai