Escapecraft

Yes, another one. (Of a sort).
Yes, updates will be sporadic, but since I have little better to do, hopefully fairly frequent. (At least twice or so daily!)



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You are a FIERCE ADVENTURER. In your left hand you hold your trusty ADVENTURIN' WHIP. Over your shoulder is your KNAPSACK, where you keep your items. In the distance there seems to be houses or ruins.

What's your name?

Your name is Wilhelmina, known as Willy to your friends.

your name is Mindy! famous explorer of ruins!

Your name is Famous Adventurer.

Beatrice O'Hara.

Your name is Female A of the Human Race

Indiana bones

Helga unterwaffle is your name :3

Lois mountbatten

(No not louis i mean Lois!)

Matt Damon.

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Your name is Famous Adventurer.

Wildwill002 wrote:Lois mountbatten

(No not louis i mean Lois!)

Dig a hole and stick your hand in the sand as is your family's religious practice when looking for guidance from the Great Mother Ostrich.

SneakyPie wrote:Dig a hole and stick your hand in the sand as is your family's religious practice when looking for guidance from the Great Mother Ostrich.

Or burrow towards the village in the distance.

in the distance a mirage forms a rude shape. you decide to punish the mirage for ts insolence!

Tell your trusty servant to bring over your horse. You must ride to investigate the ruins - while Jeeves runs along behind.

You see the red suit of the evil doctor Derpington and run after him, you know he is after a mass-destructive weapon called the Emerald Skull

Play minecraft.

SneakyPie wrote:Dig a hole and stick your hand in the sand as is your family's religious practice when looking for guidance from the Great Mother Ostrich.

Lord_Mountbatten wrote: Or burrow towards the village in the distance.

Enter the tavern and loudly exclaim, "It is I! Lois Mountbatten!! I'm the greatest explorer north, south, east, aaaaaaand west of the Pecos!"

walk calmly into the door. then open it.

Go inside and go to http://www.escapecraft.net/phpBB3/viewt ... =23&t=3266

Open your knapsack to check on any supplies you might need.

Go inside and help the warrior steal the Bard's hat!

Open that fridge.

I mean door.

vallorn wrote:walk calmly into the door.

SneakyPie wrote:Open your knapsack to check on any supplies you might need.

Pinmissile wrote:Open that fridge.

I mean door.

You see the mysteries of life.

You see a wizard, cat, warrior and dead bard.

you see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisly space port!

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:You see the mysteries of life.

vallorn wrote:you see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisly space port!

So you could meet a man who calls himself the Black Adder, and look for strippers with him.