Escapecraft

Much like the 3 word continues stories except longer!
You continue the story for as long as you want as there is no maximum amount of words.
Here is the start:

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer, as he waits he spots a rather large giraffe by the window.....

The giraffe squints at him, and instantly the man knows what the giraffe is saying - 'I'm on to you, man...'

The man opens the window and throws a bottle at the giraffe and it bites him.

After "sedating" the crazed giraffe, the man realizes he has probably contracted rabies, and rushes to the hospital.

Arriving at the hospital, he finds the giraffe gettings treatments for the bottle in his eyes.

so he glassed the basterd right in the balls!

Then the giraffe called his friend ernie, Who then makes cupcakes of the man

Sorry, FOR the man. The man was pleased with his cupcake, and apologised to the giraffes.

who glassed the basterd!

Then the man woke up, realising it was ALL a dream. He went downstairs for breakfast, and then

MAMA LUIGI

killed the president.

after the glassing the basterd

that repeated the same thing as before.

Then he glassed bananacoupon for glassing so many bastards.

The end.

Chapter two

the glassing bastard had given up his glassing ways

But the Giraffe still knew he needed to get the man and put him up for his crime.

but whats this has the glassing basterd returned?!?!?

Then a flying unicorn on puppy drugs went neeeeeigh! and unicorn horned the giraffe killing it and then the unicorn cause it was on puppy dog crazy drugs it spontaneously combusted and then went to prison and

Suddenly, a distraction!

Being to stupid to know it was a trick, he turned and was met by a face-full of overcooked fire hydrant.

which got him right in the meatball sack

which wondered why this story was so repetetive, boring and violent.

and then the ferrets...

nibbled at the toes of the weak...

President after he was killed. The ferrets then ran into town and broke into the jail. They helped 86 prisoners escape, but as they were running out of the building, Rainbow Dash flew in and kicked them all in the face one at a time. Then fluttershy came and kicked Rainbow Dash in the face and Twilight Sparkle kicked both of them in the face shortly after that. The three ponies then played MineCraft on the Escapecraft Multiplayer Server and they all got killed. Rainbow Dash was killed by a creeper, Fluttershy was killed by a zombie, and Twilight Sparkle got killed by Fuzz in the PvP world. Fuzz then took Twilight Sparkle's diamond sword and killed Kyre. Then wokka used /kill Fuzz422365117 and Fuzz ragequit. Then aflycon came and trolled (not a surprise). Shortly after that, blackadder51 came on to the server and replaced every single block with TNT. He then used F&S to ignite the TNT, thus causing wokka's computer to explode. The End.

and then wokka was a spiderses

and then sneaky woke up and saw what happened to the server and his brain popped

. Ninjawoman came and then kicked SneakyPie in the face with her ninja skillz. SneakyPie then died. The End. (again)

and then it stated again but it didnt because this thread was never locked but it wasnt and the thread continued because there was nothing to stop it even though there should be and then it kept going without anything to stop it when there should have been something but there wasnt and it didnt but it did keep going and going and going.