Skyrim Bi***es :D
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Skyrim Bi***es :D
so im really excited about skyrim (i think i pooed ma pants!)
tell us what you want in skyrim!
My top five things that skyrim should have.
5. Use a fork as a weapon!
4. Ninjas !
3. Different styles of fighting!
2. Dual wield shields!
1. A spell to turn into a mudcrab!
tell us what you want in skyrim!
My top five things that skyrim should have.
5. Use a fork as a weapon!
4. Ninjas !
3. Different styles of fighting!
2. Dual wield shields!
1. A spell to turn into a mudcrab!
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I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.
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well theres always the option of the adoring fan..Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.
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For some reason, I always wanted an aesthetic effect from being skilled in the magic schools.
Like, having high magicka would give your skin a slight soft glow to show how powerful you are.
Also, some improvement to the sneak mechanism, so it actually involves skill on the player's part.
Like, having high magicka would give your skin a slight soft glow to show how powerful you are.
Also, some improvement to the sneak mechanism, so it actually involves skill on the player's part.
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I want the game to come out, nothing else. No matter what they do, I'm sure the game will be great fun in the end, they kind of have a way of doing that nowadays. And yes I realise how utterly fanboyish this sounds.
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I only feel the way that I'm programed, and most of the time that's not to give a damn.
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how is it that every tense and dark advert works so well with My Little Pony?
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Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
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True True!Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
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I'd settle for not being public enemy number one in the animal kingdom.
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Personally I find the guards to be plesantly dimwitted. I've killed... *boots up the game to check* ...51 people so far this playthrough with zero time in prison and only a 40 gold bounty. Of course having an invisibility spell and enough magicka to cast it indefinately certainlty helps.mettalfreak wrote:True True!Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
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if there's one thing I've learned from the Elderscrolls seres: The Guards NEVER like youmettalfreak wrote:True True!Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
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STOPmettalfreak wrote:True True!Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
That is all.
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I saw the gameplay trailer for Skyrim and it actually looks really really good, the gameplay and such. Apparently they've made the 3rd person less.. bad. (contribootin'.)
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on the subject of those guards.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
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The court gets the money? Corruption!aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
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If you befriend a guard and he happens to be the one to reach you first after you commit a crime, he'll let you get away with it.Lord_Mountbatten wrote:The court gets the money? Corruption!aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
So yes, corrupt.
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He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
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Magic should work fine.Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.
Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).
"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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thats pretty cool!DuplicateValue wrote:Magic should work fine.Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.
Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).
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How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
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What's that got to do with this thread?Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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blame Knife... he started the Ponyfication process.DuplicateValue wrote:What's that got to do with this thread?Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
also just because im 12.2% of the forum doesnt mean i post on every thread... just almost every thread
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just checked and im now down to 12.1% of the forum. my plan of trying not to post is working! (slowly)
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And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit
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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
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You're recreating Imperial City from an earlier game in the series, but you "might" try this game?Blackadder51 wrote:And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit
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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
Anyhoo, I would like
1.Better Magic System
2. More variety in meele combat
3. Greater variety of stealthy weapons
4. Hook and graple for stealth classes
5. The ability to craft things ala Minecraft style. Just go grab some resources from the wilderness and make some armour, weapons etc.
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Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.
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Blackadder51 wrote:Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.
You should play it for the sake of seeing I.C.
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I think this is the first ES game where the Kajiit look genuinely cool.
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"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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