(Don't Fear) The Reaper

[Doctorbatman]

So, having read the new slogan thing, I decided to write lyrics for a parody.

All our mines go boom
Hope but sometimes doom
Miners don't fear the creeper
Nor do the cows, the pigs or the lambs..we can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the creeper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the creeper
We'll be able to mine...don't fear the creeper
He can't take our land...

Now my home is gone
Right when I was done
Heard the hissing way too late
Now my home has been blown clear to bits...Heard the hissing way too late
40,000 men and women everyday...They never hear the hiss in time
40,000 men and women everyday...They get blown the hell up
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We won't be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the creeper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the creeper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the creeper
He can't take our land...

Sitting in my home
Organized my gnomes
Took me 'bout half an hour
And I was sure I was totally done
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The torches blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared...saying "Sss-sss-sss-BOOM"
Come on baby...and she had no fear do not fear the doom
And I lost my stuff...Then I had to respawn
I went back to my cratered home...I had become like they are
I had lost all my land...I should've fought it right back
Come on baby...don't fear the creeper


Fun times

[Arithel]

Very clever Doctor, Very clever indeed.

[Byroe]

i very much enjoyed reading these lyrics and i would love it if someone sang it.

[Doctorbatman]

We're working on making this a real song. slowly but maybe.