Mountbatten's Survival

[Lathania]

The truth behind the IRA attack, one daring Earl takes on a nation. One man, dares to love. One man. And a jetski. The truth behind his immortality. And 5 good reason's to wear a suit.

[Laptop_mini]

A jet ski? At mountbatten's time?

[vallorn]

well hes obviously a time lord.

[Byroe]

I prefer to think that Mountbatten died in the explosion but while going to hell, he managed to create a jet pack out of plastic tubing, rubber, and few pieces of a zero fighter, and managed to fly up to heaven. Notch, who was busy creating a revolutionary video game for thousands of years. noticed a man flying on a jury rigged jet pack and quickly got out a TNT cannon (early experimental version for his future defense of earth from activision in 2012) and told his gunner, Blackadder to shoot him down. Blackadder began firing at Mountbatten for hours. finally Mountbatten caught a stray TNT from the cannon and threw it back down at blackadder, knocking him off his cloud and causing him to fall down to earth. Notch then looked at Mountbatten and saw potential for the upcoming war of 2012, and offered him a job. if he accepted he would be sent to escapecraft, a minecraft server that was to be founded in 2010, a server that would become the front line in the battle of 2012, there he will monitor the server, make it grow, gain the peoples trust or rule over them with an iron fist (C.U.T.) then, after gaining control of the server by "removing" sneakypie and Wokka, he will rally us to fight with notch and repel communism Activision, winning the war of 2012, and gaining the trust of notch. but after the war, Mountbatten will stage a coup and murder remove notch from power, and become the emperor of the Universe. that is until Blackadder, (who survived the fall and started spying on Mountbatten Via escapecraft.) plants a bomb in mount batten's private Star Cruiser, and detonates it while Mountbatten is space fishing, causing a rupture in the ships fusion reactor, causing a tear through time and space, and causing time to go backwards to 27 August 1979. ten seconds before the bomb went off.

[697134002]

I believe Lord said that he logged out while on the boat and his boat-glitched counterpart was the one who died.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

well hes obviously a time lord.

Oh wow, you nearly got my hair right!

[vallorn]

well hes obviously a time lord.

Oh wow, you nearly got my hair right!

i use MS Paint... not the best shopping tool but it works(ish)

[DuplicateValue]

Still a bit of a mullet thing going on though.

[Laptop_mini]

I prefer to think that Mountbatten died in the explosion but while going to hell, he managed to create a jet pack out of plastic tubing, rubber, and few pieces of a zero fighter, and managed to fly up to heaven. Notch, who was busy creating a revolutionary video game for thousands of years. noticed a man flying on a jury rigged jet pack and quickly got out a TNT cannon (early experimental version for his future defense of earth from activision in 2012) and told his gunner, Blackadder to shoot him down. Blackadder began firing at Mountbatten for hours. finally Mountbatten caught a stray TNT from the cannon and threw it back down at blackadder, knocking him off his cloud and causing him to fall down to earth. Notch then looked at Mountbatten and saw potential for the upcoming war of 2012, and offered him a job. if he accepted he would be sent to escapecraft, a minecraft server that was to be founded in 2010, a server that would become the front line in the battle of 2012, there he will monitor the server, make it grow, gain the peoples trust or rule over them with an iron fist (C.U.T.) then, after gaining control of the server by "removing" sneakypie and Wokka, he will rally us to fight with notch and repel communism Activision, winning the war of 2012, and gaining the trust of notch. but after the war, Mountbatten will stage a coup and murder remove notch from power, and become the emperor of the Universe. that is until Blackadder, (who survived the fall and started spying on Mountbatten Via escapecraft.) plants a bomb in mount batten's private Star Cruiser, and detonates it while Mountbatten is space fishing, causing a rupture in the ships fusion reactor, causing a tear through time and space, and causing time to go backwards to 27 August 1979. ten seconds before the bomb went off.

[Lathania]

^ This

[vallorn]

i read the entire thing... were you high writing that Lath?

yeah Dupe the pic i used cropped off the top of his hair

[Laptop_mini]

i read the entire thing... were you high writing that Lath?

wut? ... Don't you mean Byroe?

[vallorn]

i read the entire thing... were you high writing that Lath?

wut? ... Don't you mean Byroe?

yes... i posted first thing in the morning :X

[Skunk_Giant]

I think YOU might have been high when you were asking that, Vall. XD

[vallorn]

I think YOU might have been high when you were asking that, Vall. XD

hadnt had caffine yet.

had some cold coffee from last night so im good now.

[Zinrius]

Clearly, that was decoy.