Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by **tanisjihanis** » 27 Feb 2012, 16:01

[14:57] <Tanis> *e--yawn*
[14:57] <Tanis> ._.
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: Oh! Your still there tanis?
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: Your so silen
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: silen
[14:58] <Tanis> Yup.
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: silen
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: omg
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: silnt
[14:58] <Tanis> Silent :3
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: ugggg
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: silemnt
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: this is rediculous
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: >:(
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] ActionGoose: part of my house is raining part is snowing and part nothing is happening
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: silent*
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Ridiculous*
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: ahhh
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: ikik
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] ecto5380: Lolwut?
[14:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tothewhat: ^

Iron_Fang · Post by **Iron_Fang** » 27 Feb 2012, 17:29

O_O I just noticed that's action goose.

he is back

Post by **Wildwill002** » 27 Feb 2012, 18:41

Hark! The prophet hast returned!

Post by **MKindy** » 27 Feb 2012, 18:41

/me never says anything genuinely amusing

Post by **Wildwill002** » 27 Feb 2012, 18:43

Easy fix for that, Drink some absinthe, get directed in the general area of minecraft and start typing.

Post by **tanisjihanis** » 27 Feb 2012, 18:50

/me is official amusing chat poster apparently

andy25100 · Post by **andy25100** » 28 Feb 2012, 14:49

2012-02-27_23.55.25.png

Batman pays us a visit...

random980 · Post by **random980** » 29 Feb 2012, 07:50

wtd slapping me :3

2012-02-29_23.24.25.png

Post by **vallorn** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:01

Not from escapecraft but... this is what happens wehn me and my sister argue and she gets drunk:

Vallphone wrote: Vall's Sister (text 1): "I'm sorry we arvydd I an v drunkuhjr cut now
abdhpoprgoubg vt anyway um kr fohbc wekkm ko sets nots argue Di much right now u f sky ngrother."

Vall's Sister (text 2): "Tyr works ISS skiing oh godss"

Vall's Sister (text 3): "Fare bees well alex"

Vallorn (text 1): "I.. Uh... What?"

Vall's Sister (text 4): "Wysyg"

Vall's Sister (text 5): "Q|1 dhgs agflc nirttlwdof ai wine my eyes ar7+#9$2e"

Vallorn (text 2): "Read what you sent me. Im not a mind reader.."

Vall's Sister (text 6): "wwhat"

Vallorn (text 3): "Alchohol.and touchacreens dont mix"

Vall's Sister (text 7): "Um 97+% NGOO nao I rhingk ksyyy"

Vallorn (text 4): "Il be over in a lilbit"

Vall's Sister (text 8): "I Di not what i Hyatt Zeng but you're my gro I love you Ben if your a tity"

Vallorn (text 5): "and I love you two but if you wont.listen to me on things there is no reason for me to listen to you..."

Vall's Sister (text 9): "But ograt,"

Vall's Sister (text 10): "I'm gpinhg nao n0w okathblefh"

Vall's Sister (text 11): "ChairEn maoc k????!"

Vall's Sister (text 12): "Hig"

Vallorn (text 6): "Night Sis"

This is a letter for letter transcript. May I just add I came home about 5 mins after that last text, to find her half passed out on a sofa.

FUN TIME! guess how much she had, had to drink!

Post by **Lord_Mountbatten** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:02

A small amount would be the most amusing guess.

Post by **Wildwill002** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:04

Precisely 1 drop of watered down mead

SMWasder · Post by **SMWasder** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:10

A glass of apple juice?

Post by **Tjololo12** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:24

This is the story of a young troll, and the problems he had with the Herobrine. I include it because it was quite long-lasting, and was amusing for all involved. Name of the troll has been redacted to protect his/her sanity.
NOTE: quite long.

Spoiler! :

I tried to separate it out by instances. Unfortunately I didn't get my timestamps, but this went on over the course of about 30 minutes.

Post by **TyrasEngineer** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:29

You forget the other two or three instances where he said he was being chased/haunted over the course of the next two or three days. That was a pretty hilarious conversation though. It would have been more convincing if we'd had one, pre-arranged story though. I do believe that was a supreme feat of patience trying to help him whilst you've got Y I NO VET and I CAN NO BUILD, as well as the OH NOES MYSTERY MAN stuff xD

Post by **Tjololo12** » 05 Mar 2012, 16:29

Unfortunately I wasn't there for that

But it was quite fun

Post by **tanisjihanis** » 06 Mar 2012, 09:03

-_- Replace all [Redacted] with Comet1. Would seem legit.

Post by **vallorn** » 13 Mar 2012, 13:10

I think somone let off the madness gas...

Spoiler! :

mod chat wrote:[16:24] <haxxorzd00d> There's someone named Beltom on the forums right now
[16:24] <haxxorzd00d> Someone explain
[16:24] <Lord_Mountbatten> Shit
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tehbeard: strange, there was a beltom online earlier
[16:26] <Lord_Mountbatten> Maybe it's a bot
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: what is a beltom?
[16:26] <haxxorzd00d> Not sure...
[16:27] <haxxorzd00d> Lord, your new signature quote seems awfully out of character
[16:27] <haxxorzd00d> I was unaware you were a strong independent black woman
[16:28] <haxxorzd00d> I guess we can all be surprised sometimes
[16:28] <Lord_Mountbatten> You have no right to infringe on my right to be a strong independent black woman
[16:28] <haxxorzd00d> I have every right to infringe on yours
[16:28] <Lord_Mountbatten> It's infringin' time
[16:28] <haxxorzd00d> In fact some of my rights exist specifically for that purpose
[16:28] <Lord_Mountbatten> Them's infringin' words
[16:29] <haxxorzd00d> I love it when a copyright infringment comes together
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: ?
[16:30] <haxxorzd00d> Quiet you
[16:30] <haxxorzd00d> We all know SMW stands for Super Mario World
[16:30] <haxxorzd00d> INFRINGER
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: :O
[16:30] <haxxorzd00d> VIOLATOR
[16:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> Voicing a general confusion that has no actual way of being pronounced
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: how could you D:
[16:31] <haxxorzd00d> You're RAPING Nintendo's profits
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: nintendo raped itself
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: not the first time I've been accused of illegal violation
[16:31] <haxxorzd00d> WOHOHOHO
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: ohohoho
[16:31] <Lord_Mountbatten> Not again
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: ohOHoohoho
[16:31] <haxxorzd00d> *badum-tsh*
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: what are we talking about ?
[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> ./tell Zinrius SMW does naughty things to cats
[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> aw god dammit
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: as far as I can tell, I raped mario.
[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> He admitted it!
[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> MURDERER
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: and made luigi watch..you horrible man D:
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: murder? I don't remember that
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: was it before or after the rape?
[16:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> I hope there was lots of spaghetti
[16:33] <haxxorzd00d> WEEGEE
[16:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> Mama Luigi
[16:33] <haxxorzd00d> The rape and the murder were one and the same
[16:33] <haxxorzd00d> You should remember, you were there
[16:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> Mawrioh
[16:33] <haxxorzd00d> Or maybe you were at home that night, watching the shopping channel
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: I dunno, meth is a hell of a drug
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> Dohoho Family Guy quotes
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> Fine, you win this round
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> But I'll be back, just you wait! I'll see that you go down for a long time!
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> Nyah! *twirls moustache*
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: down for a long time, LIKE YO MAMA
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: you guys are nuts
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: lol
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: does anyone know how the chicken fights started in FamilyGuy?
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: ummmm
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: I think it was over a coupon
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: some shit like that
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: xD
[16:38] <haxxorzd00d> The chicken gave Peter an expired coupon
[16:38] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: lol
[16:38] <haxxorzd00d> "Sorry Sir, this coupon's expired." *narrows eyes* "You son of a bitch."
[16:39] <haxxorzd00d> I'd imagine if they made a Family Guy movie there'd be a half-hour chicken fight in it
[16:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: xD i love how they go on for like half the episode lol
[16:40] <haxxorzd00d> "So, shall we write a decent story this week guys?" "Nah... chicken fight."
[16:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: xD
[16:43] <haxxorzd00d> And Zin, I beg to differ
[16:44] <haxxorzd00d> I think you're the one that's nuts
[16:44] <haxxorzd00d> We are all quite sane
[16:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] StealthyCake: brb
[16:45] <haxxorzd00d> b_b
[16:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tehbeard: thanks zin
[16:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Zinrius: sure thing
[16:47] * Flux04 slaps haxxorzd00d around a bit with a large fishbot
[16:48] * haxxorzd00d clonks Flux04 in the mush with a springy goldfish
[16:48] * Flux04 slaps haxxorzd00d around a bit with a large fishbot
[16:48] * haxxorzd00d bashes Flux04 about with a rowdy bass
[16:49] <Flux04> Q_Q
[16:49] <haxxorzd00d> n_n
[16:49] <Flux04> So mean
[16:49] <haxxorzd00d> You're one to talk
[16:49] * Lord_Mountbatten drops a cod
[16:49] <Flux04> Q_Q
[16:49] <haxxorzd00d> I have fishbot bruises
[16:49] <Lord_Mountbatten> Damn
[16:49] <Flux04> Awww

... let us never speak of this again...

Post by **Milo_Windby** » 14 Mar 2012, 11:24

<bukkit> [g] XDelphi: The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was sexcellent.
<SurvivalBot> [g] XDelphi: -.-

(Oh Bukkit, you art so silly)

Post by **tanisjihanis** » 19 Mar 2012, 15:30

[15:22] <SurvivalBot> [t] chandlerprice100: buying coal
[15:22] <SurvivalBot> [t] The_Cactus_King: How much Coal?
[15:22] <SurvivalBot> [t] chandlerprice100: 4 stacks
[15:22] <SurvivalBot> [t] gendai351: 2 dia?
[15:22] <SurvivalBot> [t] chandlerprice100: sure
[15:23] <SurvivalBot> [t] chandlerprice100: i'll be at gs
[15:23] <SurvivalBot> [t] The_Cactus_King: I just got rejected on trade
[15:23] <SurvivalBot> [t] chandlerprice100: oh, didn't even notice a defferent person asked, sorry!

Post by **vallorn** » 24 Mar 2012, 05:40

[10:21] <Vallorn> Derp Herp Derp
[10:21] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: VALL!
[10:22] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: I want you in the sack
[10:22] <Vallorn> O_o
[10:22] <Vallorn> thank you?
[10:23] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Anytime! =D

Aenir_bEPU · Post by **Aenir_bEPU** » 24 Mar 2012, 14:16

Oh rbk...

Post by **MKindy** » 27 Mar 2012, 21:29

My first entry:

amusingchat1.png

Post by **LS13** » 27 Mar 2012, 22:16

I love it when im about to trade with someone, and as i am waiting in hub it says they hit the ground too hard

Xan_Krieger · Post by **Xan_Krieger** » 27 Mar 2012, 22:59

LS13 wrote:I love it when im about to trade with someone, and as i am waiting in hub it says they hit the ground too hard

I fell down a freakin hole I dug. Just walking along "Man I'm gonna die so often in normal moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-SPLAT"

Post by **Mattybcd** » 30 Mar 2012, 17:57

[18:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: i think it will be equallish for it to be 3:2
[18:51] * mattybcd thinks about beating the world record for continously saying "giggity:
[18:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Are you sure? they may all have full dia armor
[18:51] * mattybcd sais- giggity giggity giggity giggity
[18:51] * Vallorn picks up a large rock
[18:51] <SurvivalBot> [g] jtt3000theman: ill be in a team

[18:52] * Vallorn wonders iff matty will continue
[18:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] D4nny: Awesome and Demon versus Iron and I
[18:52] * mattybcd whispers giggity
[18:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] jtt3000theman: just as long as no one takes my stuff
[18:52] * Vallorn slaps mattybcd around a bit with a large trout
[18:52] * mattybcd sais ow and shuts up

[18:52] * Vallorn slaps mattybcd around a bit with a large rock
[18:53] * mattybcd collapses from the pain D:
[18:54] * mattybcd picks up pebble

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[18:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] jtt3000theman: d4nny if you need a medic i'll come

IRC chat...

Post by **Invunarble** » 08 Apr 2012, 20:40

Kind of odd...

Spoiler! :

Post by **tanisjihanis** » 10 Apr 2012, 13:40

Oh god, this was great xD

[13:27] <Tanis> Anyone up for the escalation game?
[13:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: mememe
[13:28] <Tanis> okay, go ahead and start ^_^
[13:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: yo mama
[13:28] <Tanis> italian super model
[13:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: californian super mode;
[13:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: model*
[13:29] <Tanis> crappy clothing
[13:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: wut?
[13:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: shorts
[13:29] <Tanis> dress code -_-
[13:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: short shorts
[13:30] <Tanis> erm...
[13:30] <Tanis> The sun
[13:31] <Tanis> (sunburns)
[13:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: short short shorts
[13:31] <Tanis> mini skirts
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: no pants
[13:32] <Tanis> .. I was going to steer it away from this but I see you are not going to be detered :3
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] 31564m: gj
[13:32] <choiku> no pants... o_o
[13:32] <choiku> blackadder
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: /me no pants
[13:32] <choiku> who else
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] ushiboy: 15 minutes till vet
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: ATLANTIS
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] 31564m: well thanks for the "diamonds"
[13:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] 31564m: ill cya
[13:32] <Tanis> erm well blackie is actually /me no pants emboxdied
[13:32] <Tanis> ninja woman does not approve of /me no pants though
[13:32] <choiku> what o_o?
[13:32] <Tanis> I'll go with that
[13:33] <choiku> ?_?
[13:33] <Tanis> (go read up on your history venomm

)
[13:33] <choiku> >.>
[13:33] <choiku> <.<
[13:33] <choiku> >>.<<
[13:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: ow.... he's venomm -_-
[13:33] <choiku> -.-
[13:33] <choiku> hullo dere
[13:34] <Tanis> so, iron whatcha got against ninjawoman :3
[13:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: wait, what?
[13:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: ninja's nice
[13:35] <Tanis> yep.
[13:35] <choiku> lol
[13:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] ushiboy: does /suicide work?
[13:35] <Ninjawoman> Ohhhhh, Iron.
[13:35] <Tanis> but thats what just beat your no pants.
[13:35] <Ninjawoman> You hating on me?
[13:35] == SneakyPie [~chatzilla@199.4.225.51] has joined #mine
[13:35] <Tanis> lolololol
[13:35] <choiku> apparently iron has got stuff against you
[13:35] <choiku> :3
[13:35] <Ninjawoman> :O O-M-G
[13:35] <Tanis> yup. punish that insolent fellow.
[13:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: ....
[13:36] <choiku> >.>
[13:36] <Ninjawoman> haha, oh you guys.
[13:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON
[13:36] <Tanis> hehe
[13:36] <SneakyPie> Sounds kinky
[13:36] <SneakyPie> I mean
[13:36] <SneakyPie> No.
[13:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: /me gets out frost axes
[13:36] <choiku> ...
[13:36] <Tanis> lololololol
[13:36] <Tanis> hahahaha
[13:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: come at me bro
[13:36] <Ninjawoman> Yeah Sneaky, come at me bro.
[13:36] <choiku> my gut is hurting from laughing -_-
[13:36] <Ninjawoman> umadson.
[13:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] ushiboy: lqtm
[13:36] <Tanis> same xD
[13:36] <choiku> XP
[13:37] <choiku> wtflolololbbq

Post by **Invunarble** » 13 Apr 2012, 23:38

This is a rather long conversation I had with a fellow on IRC named "Train".
The funny part about this conversation is that our conversation made little to no sense

Spoiler! :

Post by **rbk95** » 14 Apr 2012, 00:36

I think my mind just exploded invun ._.

Post by **trainreqx2** » 14 Apr 2012, 20:44

Invunarble wrote:This is a rather long conversation I had with a fellow on IRC named "Train".
The funny part about this conversation is that our conversation made little to no sense
Spoiler! :
[00:04] <Train> Hello ladies. :3
[00:04] <Invun> Herro
[00:05] <Invun> What train do you own?
[00:05] <Invun> I own the south train.
[00:05] * Invun slaps Train around a bit with a large fishbot
[00:05] <Invun> Answer your conductor! -_-
[00:05] <Train> I own what was once the largest train in the server until the new resort line opened, and that got beat by Borjan lines.
[00:06] <Invun> Okay, I also own the North train now. :3
[00:06] <Invun> So, those trains are very happy trains
[00:06] <Invun> I LIKE TRAINS
[00:06] <Train> Is this because my name has train in it?
[00:06] <Train> I'll take it as a yes.
[00:06] <Invun> No, maybe you are training
[00:06] <Train> No, I'm not.
[00:06] <Invun> Training for the Hunger Games
[00:06] <Invun> I think you're training
[00:06] <Train> Don't question my name, please.
[00:06] <Invun> Okay, i'm sorry about your training.
[00:07] <Train> You're a funny one, aren't you?
[00:07] <Train> Ah, I was once like you.
[00:07] <Invun> Yes, I am quite hilarious, meester train
[00:07] <Invun> Did you take an arrow to the knee? :O
[00:07] <Train> And I didn't take an arrow to the knee.
[00:07] <Invun> Phew
[00:07] <Train> I'm still like you, but on the inside.
[00:07] <Invun> I'd have to beat you with a fishbot if you said that...
[00:07] <Invun> Just saying
[00:08] <Train> I've learned to be more reserved.
[00:08] <Train> I mean, I do have my moments.
[00:08] <Train> But.
[00:08] <Invun> I am too. Beating people with a fishbot is a form of public entertainment
[00:08] <Train> Wait.
[00:08] <Train> I'm Hispanic.
[00:08] <Invun> Wait for what? the train?
[00:08] <Train> So that makes it a hate crime.
[00:08] <Invun> Trains do not run through Hispanioliciaville
[00:09] <Train> Hey, don't start with that.
[00:09] <Invun> Therefore, you must either be an immigrant or your arguement is invalid. I am not sure which one.
[00:09] <Invun> No racism is intended.
[00:09] <Train> Then you shouldn't have said it.
[00:09] <Invun> It is not racism asking if you are an immigrant.
[00:09] <Invun> As in, an immigrant to Hispanioliciaville.
[00:09] <Train> You intended racism at the thought of saying it.
[00:10] <Invun> If I intended racism, I would've been banned by now.
[00:10] <Train> Hence why you added the last "no racism intended"
[00:10] <Train> Ah, but you're not.
[00:10] <Train> It's in your head.
[00:10] <Invun> Well, if I didn't intend for racism, I wouldn't have putten it
[00:10] <Invun> Put it*
[00:11] <Train> You know, sometimes I wonder what goes on in other people's heads.
[00:11] <Invun> Are you psychic?
[00:11] <Invun> I think you are.
[00:11] <Train> No.
[00:11] <Invun> Yes.
[00:11] <Train> I just pay more attention.
[00:11] <Invun> I heard that coal is psychotic
[00:11] <Invun> Or something.
[00:11] <Invun> Psychic*
[00:11] <Train> Coal? I'm not coal, I'm train.
[00:11] <Train> So tiss all good.
[00:11] <Invun> Train fuels the coal
[00:12] <Invun> No, coal fuels the train
[00:12] <Invun> Kind of like how reality doesn't fuel schitzophrenia
[00:12] <Invun> Thankfully, I don't possess that.
[00:12] <Train> You know, for you being a douche, you're pretty funny. I like you.
[00:12] <Invun> Thank you for liking me
[00:12] <Train> All good.
[00:13] <Invun> Yes, good coal.
[00:13] <Train> Good coal? Coal is bad.
[00:13] <Invun> I wonder what fuels trainers, however?
[00:13] <Train> Bad coal.
[00:13] <Invun> Coal fuels train.
[00:13] <Train> I wouldn't know.
[00:13] <Invun> Train doesn't fuel coal OR trainers.
[00:13] <Train> I'm not even a train.
[00:13] <Invun> Not even Pokemon trainers.
[00:13] <Invun> Your name says otherwise.
[00:13] <Train> I'm actually an Ostrich.
[00:13] <Invun> I put ostriches into slavery.
[00:13] <Invun> I own over three slaves.
[00:13] <Train> Well, that's my nickname.
[00:14] <Train> Wow that's a substantial amount.
[00:14] <Invun> Yes.
[00:14] <Train> Anyways, you can't enslave me.
[00:14] <Invun> I can enslave trains.
[00:14] <Train> I consumer pineapples while disregarding females.
[00:14] <Invun> I enslave coal and I enslave you,.
[00:14] <Train> Consume*
[00:14] <Invun> I can consume watermelons.
[00:14] <Train> But I'm not a train.
[00:14] <Invun> Trains cannot consume.
[00:14] <Invun> Watermelons do not fuel trains.
[00:15] <Invun> Coal fuels trains.
[00:15] <Train> Are you black? No, obviously you're white of americano descent, live somewhere in the northish?
[00:15] <Invun> Or human bodies...
[00:15] <Invun> Americano?
[00:15] <Train> American *
[00:15] <Train> I'm sorry, this phone..
[00:15] <Invun> More evidence that you have Latino roots
[00:15] <Invun> Not roots from trees, roots from genetics.
[00:15] <Train> I hate auto correct, yet I want to make passionate love to it.
[00:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] aflycon: 'merica
[00:16] <Train> OYE FLY!
[00:16] <Invun> You see a fly?
[00:16] <Invun> I don't see a fly.
[00:16] <Invun> I see a trainer, but not a fly.
[00:16] <Train> I see one.
[00:16] <Train> I see many.
[00:16] <Invun> You see a different fly then what I see.
[00:16] <Train> You're not in highschook yet.
[00:17] <Train> High school *
[00:17] <Invun> No, I never attended a "Highschook"
[00:17] <Invun> So, you are correct.
[00:17] <Train> No, you are.
[00:17] <Invun> Yes, I am correct.
[00:17] <Train> Thanks for pointing that out.
[00:17] <Invun> You are welcome.
[00:17] <Train> No, I'm correct.
[00:17] <Invun> No, you are incorrect.
[00:17] <Invun> I am correct.
[00:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: use /join trade in IRC
[00:17] <Train> Even if I'm wrong, I'm still correct.
[00:17] <Invun> Trade is not for discussing trains.
[00:17] <Train> Why would I join trade?
[00:18] <Invun> Then if you are wrong you are incorrect.
[00:18] <Train> Trade is for discussing trade. I mean, come on, the name is a dead giveaway.
[00:18] <Invun> Trade however, is NOT for discussing trains.
[00:18] <Train> Alright, alright.
[00:18] <Invun> There is no channel directed for discussing trains, so Global chat has been assumed under direct control for this purpose.
[00:19] <Train> Come to my city.
[00:19] <Train> We need more people like you.
[00:19] <Invun> My city is more city-like.
[00:19] <Invun> It is in possession of another city.
[00:19] <Invun> A city within a city.
[00:19] <Invun> Inception-like.
[00:20] <Train> My city is the most city-like city in the server.
[00:20] <Invun> But, does your city have a city within a city?
[00:20] <Invun> I think not.
[00:20] <Train> There is no city more city than out city.
[00:20] <Train> Our*
[00:20] <Train> Yes, it does.
[00:20] <Train> Underground city.
[00:20] <Invun> Your city however does not have more cities in a city without a city.
[00:20] <Train> 2 if them.
[00:20] <Train> Of*
[00:20] <Train> My city is very city like.
[00:21] <Invun> You city must not be a city, it must be under a city, and therefore a city-city.
[00:21] <Train> Lots of effort.
[00:21] <Train> No, no.
[00:21] <Invun> Yes, yes.
[00:21] <Train> I live in the top city.
[00:21] <Invun> Do you have trainers in your city?
[00:21] <Train> We do.
[00:21] <Invun> Do they train trains to eat coal?
[00:21] <Train> But I'm not a trainer.
[00:21] <Invun> Do you train pokemon?
[00:21] <Train> No, that's illegal.
[00:21] <Train> Wait.
[00:21] <Invun> It is legal.
[00:21] <Invun> Slavery is illegal.
[00:21] <Invun> I own three slaves.
[00:21] <Train> No, I mean the slavery thing.
[00:21] <Train> Anyways.
[00:22] <Invun> I am illegal, therefore.
[00:22] <Train> We have a pokemon field arena thing.
[00:22] <Invun> Pokemon must be illegal if I am illegal.
[00:22] <Invun> Am I illegal?
[00:22] <Train> You're finishing high school, about to enter college, or are a freshman in college.
[00:23] <Train> 19?
[00:23] <Invun> If I was a freshman, I would be fresh, I am not fresh.
[00:23] <Train> No, 18.
[00:23] <Train> Nailed it.
[00:23] <Invun> Why are you "nailing" numbers?
[00:23] <Invun> Are you like our fellow mentor 69741002?
[00:23] <Invun> He is a set of codes to a nuclear missile
[00:23] <Train> Why aren't YOU nailing numbers?
[00:23] <Invun> Because I do not have any nails.
[00:24] <Train> That's your loss then.
[00:24] <Invun> No, it is my win.
[00:24] <Invun> Nails are sharp, and dangerous.
[00:24] <Train> You have no win.
[00:24] <Invun> They can cause damage to trains.
[00:24] <Train> Win is nonexistent.
[00:24] <Invun> Losing is existant
[00:24] <Train> Trains are non existant.
[00:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] imstealthy: night everyone
[00:24] <Invun> And if you are wrong, then I am right
[00:24] <Invun> Bye stealthy
[00:24] <Train> Nothing in existant.
[00:24] <Train> Good night gentlemen.
[00:25] <Invun> I am existant
[00:25] <Invun> Goodnight, gentleman.
[00:25] <Train> This has been pleasantly entertaining.
[00:25] <Invun> Or, gentlewoman?
[00:25] <Invun> Likewise.

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