Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Invunarble]

Hehe, I was too. I thought you were another troll on IRC at first, like this one guy called "Hemingway", but it seems you're actually a regular visiter to the server I was pretty tired too, so half the shit I said didn't make sense

[Invunarble]

EDIT: Changed my mind, this isn't funny anymore.

[697134002]

Which part's the funny part?

[Invunarble]

That part *points over there*

[697134002]

I... don't see it. Highlight it in red.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

The funny part in all of them is the part where someone says they're putting what was said into this thread.

Hoho, self-awareness, that always gets me.

[aflycon]

The funny part in all of them is the part where someone says they're putting what was said into this thread.

Hoho, self-awareness, that always gets me.

I'll let everyone in on a little secret. Everything stops being funny when "someone screencap" or "I'm putting this in the thread about amusing conversations" can be seen.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

My opinions change rapidly and I never use sarcasm.

[Invunarble]

I guess it wasn't funny then... jeez, i'm just trying to be funnyy... WAAAAAH!! *starts crying*

[Invunarble]

Oh that dang rbk and his pronounciations... ._.

Spoiler! :

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[aflycon]

My opinions change rapidly and I never use sarcasm.

(:

[tanisjihanis]

Sleep deprivation. It has interesting effects.

[Xan_Krieger]

My death, I derped

[697134002]

You... ritually die in a pattern?

[Xan_Krieger]

You... ritually die in a pattern?

no that's a ton of chests I use for storage, 90% of them I placed there without dying.

[vallorn]

We arnt crazy I swear!

[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: I CAN.
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: Heya
[16:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: BLACK
[16:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: AROPON
[16:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Apron...?
[16:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: LOUD NOISES
[16:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: Well baste my nipples and call me rita. Its YOU!!
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: ITS ALSO YOU
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: *HUGGLEX*
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Greetings and all that!
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: and Hey Rita, thanks for last night
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Hugglex?
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: *hugglez*
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: wut
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: x version of huggles?
[16:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Like some horrible cross between Skrillex and Barney the Dinosaur
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: xxx version.
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Mod Gone Wild #8
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: Oh black. I made age of empires. In minecraft.
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: He did do that.
[16:59] <Vallorn> MY MIND
[16:59] <Vallorn> THE IMAGES BURN
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: WOLOLOLOL
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: Vall cant comprehend it
[16:59] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: U NOW RED
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Vall can't comprehend the scale of Black's attack?
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: trooper=mc2
[17:00] <Vallorn> *quivvers in terror*
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: he cant comprehend more than 3 units at once on age of empire: minecraft
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: I think that was AGE1 for the dude with the rockets
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Nah the car was better
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Cobra kicked arsre
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] arogon343: Howdoyouturnthison?
[17:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Win all the stone age wars with badass cobra car
[17:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: then they used a priest
[17:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: We could always try a game of GTA fur
[17:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Eyuck.
[17:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: GTA Fur?
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: ...ewwwww
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: lol
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Furries in my GTA
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: I tried to play it on the lowest possible settings and still had major lag, and he controls pisse
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Anyway.
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Pissed me off*
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: Really? Wow, it is a system hog though, and much better with a gamepad
[17:03] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: I have none that are supported.
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: But once you get into it, its a blast. Im sorry it didnt work out
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: I watched someone try to play GTA PC with 2 FPS.
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: Literally, he was TRYING to play it
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: I shutter trying to record video and play it
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: It was sad
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: I used to play WoW at 2-8 FPS...
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: GTA 5 will kill all computers
[17:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: I wish we could greentext
[17:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] furdabip: Hmm>
[17:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: OMG
[17:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] haxxorzd00d: I mean wut
[17:06] <Vallorn> http://www.megacynics.com/2012/04/25/co ... l-fallout/
[17:07] <furdabip> > Click Link. > takes forever to load. > Gets bored and closes it.
[17:07] <Vallorn> Yeah that site is SLOOOOWWWW

[tanisjihanis]

Get ALL the age of empire references! I remember getting angry at the computer opponents and typing that cheat 20 or 30 times... Rocks thrown by car doors have never been more essential for the fall of empires.

[Xan_Krieger]

Get ALL the age of empire references! I remember getting angry at the computer opponents and typing that cheat 20 or 30 times... Rocks thrown by car doors have never been more essential for the fall of empires.

or in my case
[17:00] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: trooper=mc2
whole platoons of these guys. That guy on the history channel was wrong, aliens didn't wipe out the myans. Astronauts with laser guns did.

[MrJKapowey]

Not from here, but pretty relevant to the server mods anyway...

[vallorn]

[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: http://www.gak.co.uk/en/fender-fender-c ... -run/51073
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] sag185: i have 500 to go towards driving lessons :L
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] sag185: :L
[17:04] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: I am thinking of selling a kidney or two
[17:05] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: definitely two. Seems like the way to maximise profit.
[17:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: Who needs two kidneys anyway?
[17:06] <Vallorn> Its just a stupid gitaur
[17:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: *bass
[17:06] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dafuq's a gitaur
[17:06] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: A mean old centaur
[17:06] <Vallorn> guitar
[17:07] <Vallorn> I are derpy brain
[17:07] <Vallorn> A bass guitar is still as stupid as a regular guitar
[17:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] sag185: No its not
[17:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: D:
[17:07] <SurvivalBot> [m] sag185: mainly cause guitars aren;'t stupid D:
[17:08] <Lord_Mountbatten> A large hadron collider is still as stupid as a regular hadron collider
[17:08] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: A bass hadron collider
[17:08] <SurvivalBot> [m] sag185:
[17:09] <Vallorn> As in the fish?
[17:09] <Vallorn> colliding fish hardrons?
[17:09] <Lord_Mountbatten> Don't be disgusting
[17:09] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: Nope, low frequency sounds
[17:09] <Vallorn> oh like dubstep?
[17:09] <SurvivalBot> [m] SMWasder: The bass hadron is responsible for all bass in the universe
[17:11] <Lord_Mountbatten> Higgs-Basson
[17:11] <Lord_Mountbatten> Huehuehue

[DuplicateValue]

The same person who was singing praise of some sort of elecro-synth-flute-thing (can't for the life of me remember what the contraption was called), is now writing off one of the most widely-used musical instruments as stupid?

[vallorn]

The same person who was singing praise of some sort of elecro-synth-flute-thing (can't for the life of me remember what the contraption was called), is now writing off one of the most widely-used musical instruments as stupid?

[Invunarble]

The same person who was singing praise of some sort of elecro-synth-flute-thing (can't for the life of me remember what the contraption was called), is now writing off one of the most widely-used musical instruments as stupid?

wut.

[Milo_Windby]

I was talking about yet another cooking show on youtube I found when Drox mistook the use of the word "Stick" as a measurement...
Well, it sort of is... in the sense of using a stick or brick of butter >.> but not in the same sense of grams.

Spoiler! :

<Milo_Windby> ah geez, found another youtube cook channel to watch
<Milo_Windby> Feast of Fiction! making foods from video games, tv series and movies
<Hydrox> sticks, cups ...
<Hydrox> why can't americans use grams like the rest of the world
<SneakyPie> Sticks?
<SneakyPie> We use sticks?
<Hydrox> the Feast of Fiction guys/girls do
<SneakyPie> Hmmm, I don't believe I've ever run into "sticks" being used as a unit of emasurement
<Milo_Windby> I don't think I heard stick in the few videos I watched so far
<SneakyPie> UNless say like a stick of butter or something
<SneakyPie> But that's a lot of butter
<Milo_Windby> oh yeah, I hear stick of butter as well
<Milo_Windby> but that is to say a brick or stick of butter... its not a measurment... just what the butter is... a stick of butter
<Milo_Windby> silly drox face

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

We tried to make bukkit love us back. We failed.

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[17:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: I'll do it
[17:32] <Sti> Ok.
[17:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Rainbow_The_Fox: ch h
[17:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] DJRummel: you just hired the best member of the thieves guild of escapecraft sirrus
[17:32] == Sirrus [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mine
[17:32] <Sirrus> Bukkit, I love you, too
[17:32] <@bukkit> I cannot access that data.
[17:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] DJRummel: youll get your mats back
[17:32] <Sirrus> Mrr
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] DJRummel: and theyll get there
[17:33] <Sirrus> Bukkit
[17:33] <@bukkit> Bukkit is bukkit.
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] DJRummel: bukkit your cpu is best
[17:33] <Sirrus> Bukkit, I love you is Too
[17:33] <@bukkit> Okay, Sirrus.
[17:33] <Sirrus> Bukkit, I love you
[17:33] <@bukkit> I love you is Too
[17:33] <Sti> ...
[17:33] <Sirrus> Bukkit I love you too
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: XD
[17:33] <Sirrus> Bukkit, I love you too
[17:33] <@bukkit> Can't talk, zombies!
[17:33] <Sti> This isn't working, time for plan B!

[Invunarble]

Since today IS mother's day, me and power did some roleplaying... it did not end out well.

Spoiler! :

[00:54] <Invun> Power is a concerned mother, so happy mother's day to you.
[00:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] powerfulkingt: Invun, I am disappoint, where are my gifts. You are a terrible son.
[00:55] <Invun> *throws a cookie at power* TAEK IT
[00:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] powerfulkingt: go to your room!
[00:55] <Invun> That's your mother's day present
[00:56] <Invun> Boo hoo hoo!
[00:56] <Invun> I hope I don't get a spanking either
[00:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] powerfulkingt: Nope
[00:56] <Invun> Will I get grounded?
[00:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] powerfulkingt: you get the belt instead, as soon at father is home
[00:56] <Invun> Waah! i'm gonna run away from home and join the circus!
[00:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] powerfulkingt: /tp here Invunarble
[00:57] <Invun> *cries*

[Iron_Fang]

>:( silly America!

[Lord_Mountbatten]

[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: personally i think we shud have a second opinion really
[14:49] <vallphone> Die
[14:49] <vallphone> Theres your opinion
[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: thats a strong opinion there
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Diet
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: remind me never to meet you in person....
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: YOU CALLING ME FAT?
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yes
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] SMWasder: Yes.
[14:50] <vallphone> Yes
[14:50] <@SneakyPie> Yes

[random980]

[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: personally i think we shud have a second opinion really
[14:49] <vallphone> Die
[14:49] <vallphone> Theres your opinion
[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: thats a strong opinion there
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Diet
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: remind me never to meet you in person....
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: YOU CALLING ME FAT?
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yes
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] SMWasder: Yes.
[14:50] <vallphone> Yes
[14:50] <@SneakyPie> Yes

this is the first genuinely amusing moment i have seen posted on here in ages. Good work lord

[J4Numbers]

And then the chat went downhill again
Quite rapidly