Escapecraft

Following an amusing moment in chat a few months ago I finally decided that this would be a fun topic to get going.
The basic premise is as follows:
Find a song you know and love, post a link to the youtube video (better still embed it) and the lyrics, but alter them to make them Minecraft-centric. Sound good? Yes, yes it does.

"I Fought The Law" by The Clash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeT4ptY9sY

Breakin' blocks in the hot sun
I fought the mobs and the mobs won [x2]
I needed diamonds 'cause I had none
I fought the mobs and the mobs won [x2]

I lost my items and it feels so bad
Guess my mine is done
The deepest one that I ever had
I fought the mobs and the mobs won
I fought the mobs and the...

Killin' piggies for their bacon
I fought the mobs and the mobs won [x2]
I lost my items and I lost my fun
I fought the mobs and the mobs won [x2]

I lost my items and it feels so bad
Guess my mine is done
The deepest one that I ever had
I fought the mobs and the mobs won
I fought the mobs and the...

I fought the mobs and the mobs won [x7]
I fought the mobs and the...