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What the.... weirdness

Post by MrWhales » 01 May 2011, 15:19

So i was using StumbleUpon and a page of weird answers students have given teachers came up and found this:
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Teacher: Who had a worldwide hit with “It’s A Wonderful World”?

Student: I don’t know.

Teacher: I’ll give you a couple of clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Student: Arm.

Teacher: Correct. And if you’re not weak, you’re …?

Student: Strong.

Teacher: Correct: And what was Lord Mountbatten’s first name?

Student: Louis.

Teacher: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song “It’s A Wonderful World”?

Student: Frank Sinatra?
I'm not sure what class this must have been..

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http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/05/why-teachers-drink/
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 May 2011, 16:05

lol. Epic fail.
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Re: What the.... weirdness

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 01 May 2011, 17:59

Glad to know I'm still remembered.

Was it Bing Crosby?
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Post by DuplicateValue » 01 May 2011, 18:07

I always thought it was Barry White...
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"He's like fire, and ice, and rage.
He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
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Post by Pinmissile » 01 May 2011, 23:08

The Doctor probably did it.
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Post by arogon343 » 04 May 2011, 17:42

Lies. A wizard did it.
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Post by vallorn » 05 May 2011, 02:36

Trixie did it.
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Re: What the.... weirdness

Post by aflycon » 08 May 2011, 03:20

Well obviously... it was Arm Strong Louis. Come on guise, deductive reasoning.
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