ow! halp! i need doctor, or a blackadder...

[arogon343]

Erm im making this topic due to the blinding pain in my stomach.....
I only has one symptom and its a sharp pain in my gut, had it since i woke up and it seems to be getting worse...
Any ideas?? >_<

[Skunk_Giant]

Tried eating and drinking?

Other than that, I suggest sleeping, if possible.

[nart_21086]

instinct states:

ulcer
virus
have to poop
Swallowed Pride, didn't end well
dehydration
acid reflux
worm
infected appendix (hospital, NOW)
wandering nacho

[arogon343]

Had breakfast and it dosent seem to have changed anything, im now immobile and stuck in my chair due to pain...
I may not go to school and just try to sleep it off...
The appendix could be, my family has a history of that, if it gets worse ill get it checked out, hwever nart, xD wandering nacho and need to poop made me lollololol ..OW!

[Blackadder51]

Hmm, my priest instincts tell me that you have not been drinking enough. Get a bloody mary and a martini now!

Or you now it could be your appendix. Btw do not google ur syptins.

[arogon343]

:O *runs to the drinks cabinet* well if blackadder says so.... *makes a liter jug of bloody Mary and drinks*

[Pinmissile]

Blackadder has invaded your stomach all Space Quest style. We can't help you.


On a more serious note, if the symptoms doesn't improve, get yourself checked out.

[lionheart_1]

I would strongly discourage the use of the internet as a method of diagnosing your condition. Unless you have studied medicine or the health sciences at the teriary level, doing so can be very dangerous.

Please consult your general practitioner or physician, or go to the emergency department at your local hospital if you feel that the problem is more immediate.

[Skunk_Giant]

Yeah, I agree with Lion. If the pain is so bad you can't leave your chair, see a doctor.

[SneakyPie]

You can trust me though.

It's obviously gremlins.

[vallorn]

you have a severe case of "Need to see your GP".

[Lord_Mountbatten]

As the said. I remember someone doing something like that on the Escapist. Best advice was "use a doctor, not the internet".

That being said, I think you have a severe case of life.

[aflycon]

It's obviously gremlins.

[Milo_Windby]

It's obviously gremlins.ponies

[Laptop_mini]

Medical Marijuana?

[Byroe]

Disregard pains, acquire minecraft. You should go to your doctor, because stomach pains can be a very serious thing. (Appendicitis, Ulcers, ect.) so in this case. Disregard internet, acquire health.

[vallorn]

Aro explained ingame that hed accidently eaten a bit of paperclip. he threw it up and the pain stopped so its all good.

[Blackadder51]

What wut?!

How do you accidentally eat a bit of a paper-clip[?!

[Milo_Windby]

Why did you eat a bit of paper clip?

Aro: Because I have lost all control of my life
(This is clearly the only answer that should be given)

[aflycon]

How do you accidentally eat a bit of a paper-clip[?!

Why did you eat a bit of paper clip?

Gremlins.

[Pinmissile]

Thats it. No more MacGyver for you, mister.

[arogon343]

It wasn't my fault! D: it was disguised as a waffle..... im ok now btw now i dont have a stick of metal puncturing my stomach!

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Disguised as a waffle?

[Furdabip]

Disguised as a waffle?

A wizard did it.

[arogon343]

it found its way into the waffle mix....

[The Bum]

it found its way into the waffle mix....

How? Were you mixing it on your desk?

[XDelphi]

it found its way into the waffle mix....

How? Were you mixing it on your desk?

To be fair, who doesn't have a whisk made out of crudely-cellotaped paper clips, or perhaps a rack of paper clip bits in the kitchen

[arogon343]

who doesn't have a whisk made out of crudely-cellotaped paper clips

This guy.

[vallorn]

i think Magneto did it...

[Pinmissile]

Guys, I solved the mystery.



There is no other possible explanation.