Escapecraft

Post a short poem about minecraft here.


Roses are red,
Lapis is blue,
I mine all day for diamonds
but instead I found you.
... get out of my mine or I'll report you to a mod and u getz banned.

Thank you.

Reminds me of the Dropbox poetry. Man that was bad. I'll post some highlights.

Poetry for the Blind, by Lord Mountbatten.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lord Mountbatten,
is looking at you.

And here's one with the worst simile ever.

Lava

Lava lava,
Bright like an orange balaclava.
Lava, oh, you really suck.
I fell in lava! Ahh f*ck!

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Reminds me of the Dropbox poetry. Man that was bad. I'll post some highlights.

Poetry for the Blind, by Lord Mountbatten.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lord Mountbatten,
is looking at you.

And here's one with the worst simile ever.

Lava

Lava lava,
Bright like an orange balaclava.
Lava, oh, you really suck.
I fell in lava! Ahh f*ck!

Tear dropping.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I suck at poems,
...Nice blocks.

XDelphi wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I suck at poems,
...Nice blocks.

I saw the other version of that.

Hehe, I loved it so much, made me laugh a lot, but I figured I best not post it up here

=D

Roses are red
Diamonds blue
All ponies shall die
Or be eaten as pie

Wow, the creativity in this thread is overwhelming.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Originality's
Quite lost on you.

Iron_Fang wrote:Roses are red
Diamonds blue
All ponies shall die
Or be eaten as pie

Roses are red
Lapis is blue
Iron_Fang will be bonked on the head
and, if you hate ponies, so shall you.

XD blood is red
Space wolves are blue
Pony's will fall
Chaos too

roses are red
zombies are blue
oh look a creeper
O shit boom!

Minecraft's a game, not
poetic inspiration.
Haiku's are cool.

I wote this while i was drunk, it was saved on my computer as "steamy poo" though id thought id share it with you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A griefer lava'd my ship
I need a new crew.

I went off to town
No one around
No crew to be found
No, not a sound.

Walked round for hours
Through halls and towers
Through gutters and drains
throuh the wind and the rain.

Until at last i found a truck.
But inside was a duck.
"CONNECTION LOST"
awww f***

Redstone is red,
Lapis is blue,
A creeper just blew up my diamonds,
I can't be arsed to make this last sentence rhyme. >:(

The creeper went into the forest

And then it died.

Pinmissile wrote:The creeper went into the forest

And then it died.

Brilliant.

I'd like to thank all my fans and my supporters as well as my mum. Couldn't have done it without you all!

Pinmissile wrote:The creeper went into the forest

And then it died.

Now that rings a bell... cant quite put my finger on where ive heard it before....

A few of my works of art -

The Creeper
There is a creeper named Bob,
Who thinks that he is a dog,
He likes to eat bones, when hungry he moans,
But he's still green as a frog.

Bob was a happy bright fellow,
But had a strange distaste to yellow,
He walked and sang, 'till he found a gold man,
And finished their lives with a bang.

Blackadder's Creation
One dark stormy night,
There was a flash of light,
That night, Blackadder was born.
He threw a red block,
Drank down five shots,
That night, TNT was born.

I'm extremely proud of myself!

lol, anyone wanna try doing worse?