Escapecraft

Summer is when..your eating your first water melon

Summer is when the tilt in the Earth's axis causes one hemisphere to be closer to the sun than the other. It is characterised by warm wheather, sunglasses, and barbecues.

Summer is when... it has been raining for over a week with only one break.

Sumer is when... you find topics flattering your methods of amusement.

Summer is when you go outside and get painfully burnt and are forced to spend excessive amounts of money (with tax) on ridiculous seasonal holidays and nick-nacks and distasteful shorts

Summer is when

i dont get to do as many Bonfires....

Its hot as hell, prawns never tasted as good and its christmass.

Wildwill002 wrote:and distasteful shorts

If everyone finds your shorts distasteful, then you're doing it right.