Escapecraft

I want to dedicate this page to making lyrical poetry related to Blackadder. Anything, just write about it. I bet it would cheer Black up


So yeah, ummmm... This a rap about Mr.Black because I'm bored and whack, so why's that ? because work I lack and I got an attack for a lyrical scrap. But whatever, scratch that and enjoy this C-Rap.

HIT IT DJ!

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There is a man whose power reaches high up the ladder
In rep nothing can compare; not even Cho’s banhammer
He scorches lands with his hands and makes mountains shatter
This powerful man is no one other than Blackadder.

His heart and intentions are pure and non obscure
But fixing things isn’t his strong point I can reassure.
He’s a man obsessed with strippers, a drinker more than
A thinker so you better just think twice about your things
having tinkered.

Regardless of what’s said why don’t you look instead?
You’ll be shocked of what you see, left in awe and grinning glee
When you get served hot platter of our beloved Blackadder.


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Beat *THAT!*

So... in the same vein that Zin has established of a "Black is about to get a restraining order against him" mode... I shall present my poem of free form verse. However, since I don't want Black to get a restraining order against me, I shall write my love sonnet to a neutral party: my 3rd cup of coffee.


An Ode To My Third Cup of Coffee, by Cho...

Every morning I brew my coffee lovingly,
From whole beans, ground each morning.

That first cup ... you poor first cup,
not really appreciated - as I'm still waking up.

And the second... enjoyed to the fullest,
as I'm now awake and can appreciate
it's full flavor and aroma.

But it's that third cup...
the poor third cup.
It's the last of the day
so it's bittersweet...
I know it's the last until a new day dawns.

Don't gulp that poor third cup!
Savor it!!! Enjoy it to the fullest!!!!
Slow slips... letting each note be explored
on the tongue.

Is that a note of citrus?
A hint of spice? chocolate? earth tones?

Oh third cup of coffee...
how I do enjoy you,
and am saddened...

Until tomorrow sweet beverage,
as now...

you are gone.

Good idea