102 ways to get spanked in our server (unofficial)
Posted: 29 Sep 2011, 09:34
For your self amusement, I present to you 100 ways to get spanked in our server. It's an unofficial list based on experiences as a player and a mod. Doing these things will definitely put you in someones shilist. ( which you don't want to be in ) and possibly suspended and/or banned depending on the severity.
Alright forum, my question to you is "Which of the ones bellow apply to you?"
Enjoy:
1) Place Blocks randomly
2) Break property
3) Steal property
4) Spam the chat
5) Be irrelevant
6) Jump around someone
7) Punch someone continuously (spam right-click)
8) Follow someone around
9) Make holes to bedrock
10) Place signs/chest/furnaces on/near houses
11) Lock other players doors/chest/furnaces
12) Shoot arrows randomly
13) Shoot arrows on rail-tracks
14) Drag creepers to players then log off
15) Make redstone circuit attached to a door ( leave it on )
16) Make deadly pit traps
17) Pour water/lava buckets everywhere
18) Build near and/or on top of other structures
19) Talk in the wrong channel
20) Dig in private mines
21) Request Teleport constantly
22) Request to be let into a puzzle dungeon a lot
23) Complain about server lag
24) Ask why no one wants to help you
25) Lie, especially when a mod knows you did it but deny it
26) Ask for your stuff back after dying
27) Complain about the rules/tutorial
28) Asking how to make things (ex. Workbench )
29) Ask for free stuff
30) Randomly ask “Where’s the pancake mix?”
31) Get rid of private water pools with sponges
32) Enter people’s houses and don’t budge
33) Toss garbage like dirt to other players
34) Push players around possibly off cliffs or into water
35) Encase players in dirt (or obsidian)
36) Log on and off constantly
37) Harass players in any way, shape, or form
38) Cuss
39) Insubordination towards mods
40) Hog the spot on Mob tower collection point
41) Ask the mods if you can be mod or mentor
42) Post random garbage on the forums
43) Post in the wrong forum
44) Edit your post like 100 times eventually making all responses irrelevant
45) Wear naked/inappropriate skins
46) Fly-hack
47) Talk about politics and religion in-game
48) Pretend you’re someone else
49) Brad excuse ( Stating someone else on your account did it )
50) Running away when inquired personally
51) Ignore players/mods when talked to
52) Pour water on a structures lava pool
53) Cut trees and don’t replant
54) Plant trees randomly in/near someones property
55) Use bone-meal everywhere
56) Try to break things in the Hub/Tutorial
57) Use lag bug at Hub to climb stuff
58) Build towers to get into locked protected homes
59) Take all the placed torches you can possibly find
60) Be very inappropriate ( Sexually awkward, obscure meanings )
61) Request a mods presence for the lulz
62) Request to make it day
63) Complain about being killed in PVP
64) Insult the server
65) Over-excessive use of phrases/come-backs
66) Claim unreasonable amounts of land without reason
67) Try to claim lots of abandoned land for no reason
68) Demand things
69) Be rude when asked and or get approached inquiring help/information
70) Talking Locally to your friends in the GLOBAL chat
71) Camping players in PVP
72) Destroying terrain around PVP spawn to obscenely unplayable levels
73) Ask “Why can’t I build here?” after being told 10 times already why
74) Constantly inquiring about TP or Directions to the HUB
75) Speak 1337 (leet)
76) Report griefing of property that’s not yours every step of the way you find some
77) Build everything out of dirt
78) Blame lag for everything
79) Steal skins from others (ex. Wokka1 Optimus-in-a-suit)
80) Give your personal input and pass it on as the “General” idea without consideration of others
81) Being passive-aggressive with your opinions
82) Scamming players in any way, shape, or form
83) Rush to give you your premium status (Artisan, Royal, etc.)
84) Advertising websites/products/businesses on forums or in-game
85) Brown nosing
86) Saying unnecessary commentaries
87) Creating inappropriate structures ( Ex. Phallic images )
88) Try to set everything on fire
89) Complain about how unfair some things are
90) Exploit bugs
91) Think you’re better than others
92) Drag Ghasts out of the Nether
93) Script an anti-afk
94) Schedule to meet someone somewhere then cancel it after 10 minutes
95) Talk about ponies every second you can
96) One way or another Profit financially using our server features
97) Continue to request single-player mods for our server
98) Necro old topics
99) Be nosy
100) Be a smarty pants to Zinrius
101) WRITE IN ALL CAPS
102) Breed tons of animals everywhere!
Alright forum, my question to you is "Which of the ones bellow apply to you?"
Enjoy:
1) Place Blocks randomly
2) Break property
3) Steal property
4) Spam the chat
5) Be irrelevant
6) Jump around someone
7) Punch someone continuously (spam right-click)
8) Follow someone around
9) Make holes to bedrock
10) Place signs/chest/furnaces on/near houses
11) Lock other players doors/chest/furnaces
12) Shoot arrows randomly
13) Shoot arrows on rail-tracks
14) Drag creepers to players then log off
15) Make redstone circuit attached to a door ( leave it on )
16) Make deadly pit traps
17) Pour water/lava buckets everywhere
18) Build near and/or on top of other structures
19) Talk in the wrong channel
20) Dig in private mines
21) Request Teleport constantly
22) Request to be let into a puzzle dungeon a lot
23) Complain about server lag
24) Ask why no one wants to help you
25) Lie, especially when a mod knows you did it but deny it
26) Ask for your stuff back after dying
27) Complain about the rules/tutorial
28) Asking how to make things (ex. Workbench )
29) Ask for free stuff
30) Randomly ask “Where’s the pancake mix?”
31) Get rid of private water pools with sponges
32) Enter people’s houses and don’t budge
33) Toss garbage like dirt to other players
34) Push players around possibly off cliffs or into water
35) Encase players in dirt (or obsidian)
36) Log on and off constantly
37) Harass players in any way, shape, or form
38) Cuss
39) Insubordination towards mods
40) Hog the spot on Mob tower collection point
41) Ask the mods if you can be mod or mentor
42) Post random garbage on the forums
43) Post in the wrong forum
44) Edit your post like 100 times eventually making all responses irrelevant
45) Wear naked/inappropriate skins
46) Fly-hack
47) Talk about politics and religion in-game
48) Pretend you’re someone else
49) Brad excuse ( Stating someone else on your account did it )
50) Running away when inquired personally
51) Ignore players/mods when talked to
52) Pour water on a structures lava pool
53) Cut trees and don’t replant
54) Plant trees randomly in/near someones property
55) Use bone-meal everywhere
56) Try to break things in the Hub/Tutorial
57) Use lag bug at Hub to climb stuff
58) Build towers to get into locked protected homes
59) Take all the placed torches you can possibly find
60) Be very inappropriate ( Sexually awkward, obscure meanings )
61) Request a mods presence for the lulz
62) Request to make it day
63) Complain about being killed in PVP
64) Insult the server
65) Over-excessive use of phrases/come-backs
66) Claim unreasonable amounts of land without reason
67) Try to claim lots of abandoned land for no reason
68) Demand things
69) Be rude when asked and or get approached inquiring help/information
70) Talking Locally to your friends in the GLOBAL chat
71) Camping players in PVP
72) Destroying terrain around PVP spawn to obscenely unplayable levels
73) Ask “Why can’t I build here?” after being told 10 times already why
74) Constantly inquiring about TP or Directions to the HUB
75) Speak 1337 (leet)
76) Report griefing of property that’s not yours every step of the way you find some
77) Build everything out of dirt
78) Blame lag for everything
79) Steal skins from others (ex. Wokka1 Optimus-in-a-suit)
80) Give your personal input and pass it on as the “General” idea without consideration of others
81) Being passive-aggressive with your opinions
82) Scamming players in any way, shape, or form
83) Rush to give you your premium status (Artisan, Royal, etc.)
84) Advertising websites/products/businesses on forums or in-game
85) Brown nosing
86) Saying unnecessary commentaries
87) Creating inappropriate structures ( Ex. Phallic images )
88) Try to set everything on fire
89) Complain about how unfair some things are
90) Exploit bugs
91) Think you’re better than others
92) Drag Ghasts out of the Nether
93) Script an anti-afk
94) Schedule to meet someone somewhere then cancel it after 10 minutes
95) Talk about ponies every second you can
96) One way or another Profit financially using our server features
97) Continue to request single-player mods for our server
98) Necro old topics
99) Be nosy
100) Be a smarty pants to Zinrius
101) WRITE IN ALL CAPS
102) Breed tons of animals everywhere!
