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So apparently someone named 'Doug Niblack' managed to accidentally surf a great white when the he and the shark collided. Apart from being extremely dangerous and the fact that he is lucky he got away alive, he has officially won at life.
Full story can be found here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... urfs-Shark
As one of the comments say, his life can only go downhill from here.

This man wins.