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A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 04:20
by Beltom1066
During my time as a professional forum lurker, I have uncovered various similarities between two people of note, which may be more than simple coincidence. These revelations shocked me to the core, and had me questioning my very place in this world.
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As you can see from my flawless logic and research, it is indubitably the case that our beloved founder moonlights as a newsposter on the Escapist. Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.
Discuss.
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 04:41
by Lord_Mountbatten
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 07:05
by Someguy42
Beltom wrote:During my time as a professional forum lurker, I have uncovered various similarities between two people of note, which may be more than simple coincidence. These revelations shocked me to the core, and had me questioning my very place in this world.
A-Sneaky-Conspiracy.png
As you can see from my flawless logic and research, it is indubitably the case that our beloved founder moonlights as a newsposter on the Escapist. Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.
Discuss.
Beltom wrote:
Clearly this discovery is related to the ancient and lost-forgotten Order of the Esoteric, who secretly control our every move, like sadistic SimCity players. The Order is getting sloppy if they allow such links to be drawn that alert the common layman to their presence. It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.
Discuss.
Beltom wrote:
It is the opportune time to strike while they are weakest, and distracted, bringing about the end of this eight-hundred year conspiracy.
Discuss.
Beltom wrote:
eight-hundred year conspiracy.
Sneaky's a vampire!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 15:25
by Invunarble
So, uhhh
Does this mean Sneaky is an illuminati perhaps?
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 15:28
by Cpt_Harlock
Oh my god... You may be right! It all makes sense now. We must spread the wor-
*footsteps are heard entering the room behind Cpt_Harlock*
"Oh hey Sneaky"
Sorry guys, one sec. Gonna talk to sneak-!! "AAAAUUGHNNNNNNNGG!!"
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Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 15:32
by Beltom1066
Good god... they're moving faster than we anticipated. We lost a good man today, but his death shall not be in vain. We shall confront this tyrannous vampire, his Esotericists, and his Illuminati front men.
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Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 15:35
by Wildwill002
I for one welcome our new abnormal animal overlords!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 16:44
by Iron_Fang
*draws frost axe and storm shield*
come at me sneakybro!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 17:24
by Sti_Jo_Lew
You can "draw" a storm shield? lolwut? Where is the scabbard?
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 18:06
by Invunarble
*draws rubber chicken*
Come at me, sneakybro!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 18:39
by The Bum
I for one support our current puppet masters in the shadows.
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 16 May 2012, 20:06
by LS13
I like puppets :D
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 01:18
by Beltom1066
The Bum wrote:I for one support our current puppet masters in the shadows.
LS13 wrote:I like puppets
Wildwill002 wrote:I for one welcome our new abnormal animal overlords!
Clearly none of you are in your right minds, and are being brainwashed by their foul brainwashers. Here, take these tinfoil hats, you'll thank me for it later.
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 02:57
by Someguy42
Beltom wrote:Good god... they're moving faster than we anticipated. We lost a good man today, but his death shall not be in vain. We shall confront this tyrannous vampire, his Esotericists, and his Illuminati front men.
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Sad Armstrong is sad! Quick spread the word before they take the whole internet down saying a drunk technician somehow accidentally brought the whole internet down and it will "somehow" never come back!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 03:17
by random980
Sneaky is weak! BEGIN THE AUSSIE INVASION!!!1!
to be honest im hardly surprised, i always thought there was something... sneaky, about him...
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 16:07
by LS13
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 16:10
by J4Numbers
I suggest we take no chances.
Sneaky must have planned all of this with his other elusive pastry friends.
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 17 May 2012, 16:37
by LS13
ElusivePastry and StealthyCake?
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 18 May 2012, 05:51
by J4Numbers
of course
Who else would he trust, if not his elusive pastry comrades?
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 18 May 2012, 10:28
by SneakyPie
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 18 May 2012, 16:29
by StealthyCake
LS13 wrote:ElusivePastry and StealthyCake?
You Saw Nothing.
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 20 May 2012, 07:42
by SirrusSamiyaza
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 21 May 2012, 16:24
by Sti_Jo_Lew
I was right! There is an evil coalition between SneakyPie, ElusivePastry, NinjaMuffin, and StealthyCake!
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 21 May 2012, 17:48
by tanisjihanis
Oh god, what fools we were for not seeing this earlier! The invasion of sneaky's imperfect clones has already begun :O
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 21 May 2012, 17:59
by Jake55778
tanisjihanis wrote:Oh god, what fools we were for not seeing this earlier! The invasion of sneaky's imperfect clones has already begun :O
What makes you so sure that Sneaky is the original?
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 21 May 2012, 18:17
by tanisjihanis
Well he did appear on the forums first...
Re: A Sneaky Conspiracy
Posted: 21 May 2012, 18:22
by vallorn
They have arrived.
