Escapecraft

The Rebecca Black song "Friday" is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assasinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students (got to catch my bus...)

Someone posted it in a steam group chat so i thought you guys may like it.

lolwut

Rebecca Black is a god damned commie.

Sure you can party hearty with Marx and the lads, but who's gonna pay the bill?

<.< >.> let aro pay!

Not the whale.