Escapecraft

I was making toast this morning... and you wont believe what shot out of that toaster.
I.. I think.. yes, it has to be. It's Hunter S. Thompson's ghost talking to me from the grave.

He is saying:
Disregard work. Obtain obsidian

Man, that's neat. I was making 63 slices of toast for breakfast today and my toaster did this:

Wow that's one lucky toaster. You should invest in some monkeys and a typewriter, lightning's bound to strike twice!