Escapecraft

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import EscapeCraft.mods.modhaxx;
import java.math.*;

public class Tjololo12{
  private int motivation = 0;
  private boolean trolling = false;
  private int annoyanceLevel = 0;
  
  //default constructor
  public Tjololo12(){
    motivation = 100;
  }
  
  public boolean doWork(Work work, boolean start){
    if(start == true){
      while (motivation > 0){
        work.makeProgress();
        motivation -= work.difficultyLevel;
        annoyanceLevel += work.difficultyLevel;
        if(annoyanceLevel > 1)
          this.troll();
      }
    else
      this.troll();
     return true;
    }

  public void troll(){
    Player victim = Escapecraft.players.choosePlayer();
    trolling = true;
    Random value = new Random;
    while (trolling)
      this.derp(victim);
  }

  private void derp(Player victim){
    --snip--
  }
}

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public VallornBomb(radius Int) {
WorldEdit(radius, Lava)
}

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public getBlackadderTNTAmount (World world) {
return WorldEdit.countBlocks(world);
}

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File:  C:\Users\Minner\Java Programs\DoMath.java
Error: method studyCalculus in class Minnerthecat cannot be applied to given types;
  required: Motivation
  found: CrushingBoredom
  reason: math cannot be done while experiencing endless sadness

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public class storyBehindCodeThread{
  InputStreamReader converter = new InputStreamReader(System.in);
  BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(converter);
  Tj Trololo12 = new Tj();

  public storyBehindCodeThread() throws FlipTheBirdException() {
    IRC.ping(MayorLennie, Tjololo12);
    boolean comprehension Trololo12.listen(in.readLine());
    if(comprehension){
      Boolean coop = Trololo12.cooperate();
      if(!coop)
        throw new FlipTheBirdException();
      else
        Trololo12.respond(coop);
    }
    else {
      Trololo12.wharrgarbl();
    }
  }
}

public class Tj extends Tjololo12{
  public Tj(){
    super();
  }
  
  public wharrgarbl(){
    Nonsense code = new Escapecraft.mods.nonsense();
    for (int i = 0; i <= 5; i++){
      code.generateNonsense();
      System.out.println(code);
      super.troll(); //because why not
      i--;
    }
  }
}

//I don't really know how custom exceptions works, but here's my best guess
public class FlipTheBirdException extends Exception {
  System.out.println("This exception only exists to make you wonder why it exists.");
  System.exit(999);
}

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#python, because it's funnier that way
import kinkometer

while Sti_Jo_Lew.head.hurts:
  if kinkometer.measure(Sti_Jo_Lew) >= kinkometer.measure(Eddietester1066):
    pickle.dump(Sti_Jo_Lew, Eddietester1066_bed.lvnst)
  else:
    kinkometer.addKink(Sti_Jo_Lew)

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while Sti_Jo_Lew.head.hurts:
#test to see how kinky Sti_Jo_Lew is in comparison to Eddietester1066
  if kinkometer.measure(Sti_Jo_Lew) >= kinkometer.measure(Eddietester1066):
    #if Sti_Jo_Lew is at least as kinky as Eddietester1066, dump Sti_Jo_Lew object into file
    #Eddietester1066_bed.lvnst of filetype lovenest
    pickle.dump(Sti_Jo_Lew, Eddietester1066_bed.lvnst)
  else:
    #Increment Sti_Jo_Lew's kinkiness to correspond with Eddietester1066's desired level of kink
    kinkometer.addKink(Sti_Jo_Lew)

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while (pickleCount > 0) {
  if (!pickle.usedForKinkyStuff()) {
    minnerthecat.eat(pickle);
    pickleCount--;
  }else {
    minnerthecat.wash(pickle);
    pickle.setSafeToEat(true);
  }

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public class Aenir 
{
	private boolean lazy;
	private int senseOfAccomplishment;
	
	public Aenir()
	{
		lazy = true;
		senseOfAccomplishment = 0;
	}
	
	public void doWork(boolean lazy)
	{
		if (lazy)
		{
			procrastinate(lazy);
		}
		else
		{
			senseOfAccomplishment++;
		}
	}

	private void procrastinate(boolean lazy) 
	{
		if (lazy)
		{
			procrastinate(lazy);
		}
		else
		{
			doWork(lazy);
		}
	}
}