Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[MrJKapowey]

[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: personally i think we shud have a second opinion really
[14:49] <vallphone> Die
[14:49] <vallphone> Theres your opinion
[14:49] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: thats a strong opinion there
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Diet
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: remind me never to meet you in person....
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: YOU CALLING ME FAT?
[14:50] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yes
[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] SMWasder: Yes.
[14:50] <vallphone> Yes
[14:50] <@SneakyPie> Yes

Interesting... I'm guessing Banana was high there...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I love bukkit.

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[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: I made one but its 80 long, 51 wide
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: *54
[05:34] <Sti> That's what she said.
[05:34] <bukkit> About your penis.
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Too big :D
[05:34] <Sti> Exactly bukkit.
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: holy crap
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: LOL bukkit is awewsome

[Invunarble]

Everyone suddenly gets a burst of energy. Mine, demon, and captainnemo's burst of energy happened to be tonight.

Spoiler! :

[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] HOneYDeWZ17: HELLO
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: HI THERE
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: SO HAPPEH!
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: WHY WE TALK IN CAPSLOCK?
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: IDK!
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: IDK
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I AM NOT SURE
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Guys... caps
[23:34] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Stop that now
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: enough
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Captainnemo3: SORRY, WRONG CHANNEL

[697134002]

It's just a few people yelling in chat and being told to stop...

[Invunarble]

It seems not alot of things cheer you up, now does it?

[SMWasder]

Not a lot of things that you do.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

BUUUUURN!

Poor Invun...

[Iron_Fang]

This is one from a long time ago:
Blackadder51: If Vallorn can hear this.
(other people talking about other stuff)
Blackadder51: I admire him.

[tanisjihanis]

Vall is a great role model.

[vallorn]

Vall is a great role model.

I am?

[tanisjihanis]

Yup! I know tons of kids that want to become a lovable lava obsessed pony. It's the new astronaut.

[Invunarble]

Here's what happens when I become deprived of food...

Spoiler! :

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And here's Harroun thinking I am an inventory -_-

Spoiler! :

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And this one was just priceless, freeskibrian's reaction to /pong

Spoiler! :

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[random980]

Sorry Invun, but someone needs to tell you your chat posts really arent that genuinely amusing at all. All of your chat posts just seem to be you trying to hard to be silly.
Now something like Blackadder accidentally saying he likes cock is amusing (see my post on 1st page of topic). Now soldier, take what you have learnt and make your next post so funny that its lethal!

[Iron_Fang]

or that time with derp-(l)orn <.< >.>

Spoiler! :

[16:31] <Iron> matty
[16:31] <Tjololo12> http://youtu.be/_bhrVXStJIM there y'are Lord
[16:31] <Iron> you know how everything is made of atoms?
[16:31] <M477> mhmm iron?
[16:31] <Tjololo12> Not everything
[16:31] <Lord_Mountbatten> I know what you were referring to
[16:31] <M477> not exact;y
[16:31] <Tjololo12> I know Lord
[16:31] <Tjololo12> But everything at the macro-atomic level is :3
[16:32] <welwyn> iron, what are atoms made of?
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Taurusus: Smaller atoms!
[16:32] <Iron> ._.
[16:32] <Tjololo12> strings!
[16:32] <M477> you mainly run into waves and quanta for this sort of thing
[16:32] <Iron> WHAT ARE SHADOWS THEN?
[16:32] <Tjololo12> o_O
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Taurusus: a name given to an observable phenomena
[16:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> lol
[16:33] <Tjololo12> *mindsplodey*
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: Quarks, not strings :-p
[16:33] <M477> shadow's are an absence of light, and are therefore dually waves and particles
[16:33] <welwyn> shadows are magic that push light through objects, so we see the light
[16:33] <Iron> but atoms are everything
[16:33] <M477> no
[16:33] <Tjololo12> aero, strings are the lowest level...Not technicaly "strings", but energy vibration patterns, etc.
[16:33] <Iron> "Everything you can touch, see, smell or taste is made of atoms."
[16:33] <M477> atoms are not fundamental
[16:33] <welwyn> that is just a theory tj, not been proven, or proven otherwise
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: Yeah.... Not so big on the string analogy
[16:33] <M477> the only fundamental atom is the electron
[16:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> Wrong, shadows are artificial constructs attached to you at birth to monitor you as per the MO of the world government

[Invunarble]

Sorry Invun, but someone needs to tell you your chat posts really arent that genuinely amusing at all. All of your chat posts just seem to be you trying to hard to be silly.
Now something like Blackadder accidentally saying he likes cock is amusing (see my post on 1st page of topic). Now soldier, take what you have learnt and make your next post so funny that its lethal!

Well thanks for raising my self-esteem.

[Rock Beefchest]

Sorry invun couldn't resist.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I love Mountbatten's last line on that one.

[random980]

Sorry Invun, but someone needs to tell you your chat posts really arent that genuinely amusing at all. All of your chat posts just seem to be you trying to hard to be silly.
Now something like Blackadder accidentally saying he likes cock is amusing (see my post on 1st page of topic). Now soldier, take what you have learnt and make your next post so funny that its lethal!

Well thanks for raising my self-esteem.

Didnt want it to come across as harsh >_> but it kind of needed to be said, im not doubting your skills as a funny person, its just that these posts were becoming painful to read.

[SneakyPie]

LOOK. LOOK HOW WITTY I AM.

Spoiler! :

<SneakyPie> Huh, apparently there's another sotry about a guy throwing his intestines at police officers
<SneakyPie> I think in New Hampshire
<wtd21> Zombies.
<Lord_Mountbatten> Yeah, that one made me laugh I'll admit
<wtd21> It's real man.
<SneakyPie> I mean, that would scare me away
<SneakyPie>"Oh shit, he's throwing pieces of himself at us."
<Lord_Mountbatten> "Stay back! Intestine attack!"
<wtd21> The real scary part is that he had taco bell the night before.
<SneakyPie> I guess he took the saying "spill your guts" a little too literally.
<Vallorn> YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<wtd21> Oh ho ho.
<SneakyPie> Thank you, thank you.

[vallorn]

[17:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> lern2caps
[17:31] <Hydrox> LEARNING COMPLETED
[17:31] <Tulonsae> lol
[17:31] <Hydrox> I ARE NOW MASTER CAPSER
[17:32] <Vallorn> Lord
[17:32] <Vallorn> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[17:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> Not sure
[17:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> But I'm cool with it

[trovo22]

Haha I love the fact I used to talk like a retard (or type) I was looking through and it said "AFKindy thats funny" loool

[trovo22]

Wow... Im in alot of these

[trovo22]

LOL SneakyPie

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[SneakyPie]

[trovo22]

Lol

[trovo22]

I love bukkit.

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[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: I made one but its 80 long, 51 wide
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: *54
[05:34] <Sti> That's what she said.
[05:34] <bukkit> About your penis.
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Too big :D
[05:34] <Sti> Exactly bukkit.
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: holy crap
[05:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: LOL bukkit is awewsome

Yea...

[LS13]

Bukkit frequently worries me

[Eddietester1066]

I suspect Bukkit has been exposed to.. unsavory people...

[Someguy42]

Good old no and yes fight.

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[07:42] <SurvivalBot> [g] Choiku: ur not allowed to burn ppl in survival you can be banned
[07:45] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: was up coolcarter
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicmerlon: balls to wall!
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] truermanatopr126: hey ls13
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: he killed me
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: what no
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: in non pvp
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: no
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: you lit me on fire
[07:46] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: no i did not
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicmerlon: YES YOU DID
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: yes you did
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: no
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: yes
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] RILEYNEALOMG: he's lying
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: wat
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: sorry wont happen agian
[07:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicmerlon: they were already like that
[07:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicmerlon: oh
[07:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: i was new to the server
[07:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: sorry
[07:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicmerlon: ill give him a good spanking
[07:48] <SurvivalBot> [g] coolcarter34: i said sorry

[LS13]

That was when i zoned out and didnt notice anything going on until it got bad...