King of the Hill

[Invunarble]

I grab a walrus and use it as leverage to have sirrus fold into my demands, or the walrus dies. He packs up his tent and his biobombs, and runs away with the walrus.

I walk up the hill.

MY HILL!

[welwyn]

I use mod rollbacks on the hill, normal, hill, but..
my hill.

Also set up IC player detector signs linked to command signs to ban the players coming up.

[trovo22]

I put on an anti ban hammer hazmat suit, manufacture them for the people I want on my hill, then rule the WORLD. (??)


Also in tekkit, can signs dud nukes?

[Invunarble]

I throw turtle food onto one of Sirrus' fake, uglier hills. Trovo runs off the hill searching for the food.

My hill.

[SirrusSamiyaza]

I shoot Invun with a cow gun.

I reset up all that bio bomb equipment and shiz, and I keep all my walrus bretheren and anything else that can be leveraged inside mah fort.

Now the only way to take the hill is to storm mah fort.

Mah hill, come get me bish.

[Invunarble]

I whisper sneakily to Blackadder that there are strippers ontop of the hill.

The hill is now barren of any signs of Sirrus.

MY HILL!

[Invunarble]

Sooooo... I guess nobody has tried to take back my hill.

[Iron_Fang]

Man makes dinosaurs, dinosaurs kill invun, corgi kills dinosaurs, corgi inherits the hill

[Invunarble]

Earthquakes!
My hill.

[Iron_Fang]

corgi turns into FLUFFY the THREE HEADED DOG
Fluffy's hill!

[Invunarble]

I throw a bone really far away, Fluffy goes after it.

Still my hill...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

corgi turns into FLUFFY the THREE HEADED DOG
Fluffy's hill!

... Is that a Hairy Potter reference I spot?

[Wildwill002]

I place £/$5 on the floor at the bottom of the hill.

Just saying... take it if you want...

[Invunarble]

I devalidize Wildwill002's argument, since natural hills do not have "floors"

Therefore there is no $5 at the bottom of the hill.

Hill my

[Wildwill002]

So what you just float at the bottom of the hill?

Revalidized

[Invunarble]

No there's this thing called the void down there <.< you fall into it if you go down...

But it's still my hill

[SirrusSamiyaza]

I threaten to shoot Invun's moose if he doesn't give me the hill. He lets his guard down and I shoot him in the face. With an alkaline acid gun. Ouch.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I threaten to cut Sirrus' hair.

He runs off the hill.

My hill.

[Blackadder51]

Accico Hill!

My hill.

[vallorn]

Accico Hill!

My hill.

I build a wall around the hill from the corpses of victims of the Bantrap. Your hill Blackadder.

[Invunarble]

./give blackadder51 pants 6000000

Blackadder leaves the hill.

My hill.

[Fuzz422365117]

I jump on Invun like Mario.

My hill.

[Invunarble]

I find a mushroom and regrow to my previous height then push Fuzz off the hill.

Still my hill!

[Milo_Windby]

Sometimes I am the hill... and sometimes I sleep on it.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I go to McDonalds, buy a hamburger, and put it on the hill.

Hamburger hill.

[Fuzz422365117]

I eat the hamburger.
My hill

[Invunarble]

You're suddenly overweight now that you've eaten everything possible, so I simply just push you off the hill and you go rolling down. Then, I get another hamburger and put it on teh hill.

Hamburger hill.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Sti asks "Why is it called a hamburger if it's made of beef"

logic hill!

[Iron_Fang]

/me does some wibbley wobbiley timey winey stuff and removes invun from the timestream AND TURNS THE HILL INTO THE FANG

MY HILL!

[vallorn]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

Sheogoraths hill.