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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by welwyn » 26 Jul 2012, 19:44

Iron, learn your page sizes, A3 is larger than A4, so how can it be more A3 than A4?

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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Invunarble » 26 Jul 2012, 20:02

This reminds me of that time when Sti_Lo_Jew tried to buy Leprosyville. :D
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Someguy42 » 27 Jul 2012, 02:17

Oh bloody hell, should have been an third choice. I sell Seahaven but what am I to do after it...

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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Iron_Fang » 27 Jul 2012, 02:38

Wel, I derped and I had a very long day, it was ment to be A5 <.< >.>
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 27 Jul 2012, 02:55

Stalke, I'm always open for you suggesting your own third choices. :D
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Someguy42 » 27 Jul 2012, 03:25

I sell Seahaven but I get to manage it? :P

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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 27 Jul 2012, 03:42

Well, you can certainly make the offer.
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Someguy42 » 27 Jul 2012, 05:44

Alright I make the offer then!

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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 Aug 2012, 06:43

Not letting this slip into limbo again. Just been busy recently with family health stuff.
I'll try get a post up tomorrow, but no promises.
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Post by Iron_Fang » 11 Aug 2012, 07:43

And I will keep on spamming you whenever you are on steam till ya do >:)
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Invunarble » 16 Aug 2012, 08:56

Random wants me to hastle you about this.

[09:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] random980: dont forget to hastle skunk about prophecy

HASTLE HASTLE
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by random980 » 16 Aug 2012, 08:59

Invunarble wrote:Random wants me to hastle you about this.

[09:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] random980: dont forget to hastle skunk about prophecy

HASTLE HASTLE
WOW that was fast!
Now it is my turn, HASTLE HASTLE HASTLE
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 Aug 2012, 20:38

XD
Sorry. I've got a relatively free day ahead of me. Just gotta run over a speech a bit, and then I should have some time to write something up.
I mean it this time.
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by LS13 » 18 Aug 2012, 20:41

When you write something can you include me, I think I made it into one thing so far.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 Aug 2012, 22:05

You've been with Tanis this whole time, LS. You were confronting Welwyn.
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Post by LS13 » 18 Aug 2012, 22:05

If that was in the last month i wasnt here
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 Aug 2012, 22:41

'twas.
You may wanna catch up on it. :P
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by LS13 » 18 Aug 2012, 22:59

Mmk :D ill do that tomorrow
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 Aug 2012, 03:50

Stalke stepped off the boat with Welwyn onto Escapian land. He loved Tekland, but Escapia always had that 'home' feeling.
He watched as two CUT Agents made their way to greet the group.
"Stalke, welcome back home," Random said, reaching out to shake his hand. Stalke shook it loosely and did the same for Invunarble.
"We appreciate your consideration of the offer. Louis will be pleased to hear it," Inv said with a smile.
Stalke grunted, still unsure if what he was doing was right.
"Right this way," Random said, leading them to the CUT HQ.

"I gotta say... this place is better than the prison," Proz said with a chuckle.
697 turned, startled. "Well... Yeah, I guess it is. You know what exactly is going on here though?"
"What do you mean? Towler's building an army. He's getting weapons, soldiers, everything."
"But I mean on a bigger scale. Towler can't be organising this whole thing. Besides, if this was all there was, they'd be in trouble. Escapia had some tricks up their sleeves. I learned that when I worked with them."
Proz turned to 697. "Some questions are best left unanswered," he uttered, walking away.
"What's that supposed to mean?" 697 called after him.
"It means there's no way I'm asking Towler."

"Think this through," Jeb urged. "Remember what happened last time? Don't you remember the chaos?"
"People weren't prepared," Notch admitted. "But they are now."
"You don't know that. Don't do this. Not yet. The people of CraftMine don't deserve it."
"The people of CraftMine are abusing it. Too many of them are destroying the land. Too many of them are destroying the great cities built by the honest. CraftMine is my land. If I must, then I can and will cleanse it."
"And what if it spreads?" Jeb cried. "What if it reaches Tekland? What if it spreads across the world? Then what?"
"Then I will face the punishments."

"Just in there," Inv said, pointing to Lord Mountbatten's office.
Stalke stepped cautiously towards the room. The blinds on the windows were closed, and he could hear voices.
"Just make sure they're ready!" Lord yelled. With that, a young Agent quickly left his office, looking to his feet.
Stalke stepped past him slowly, entering the room.
"Louis..."
Mountbatten turned and stared at him. "Shut the door."
Stalke did as he was told and then stepped over to the desk Louis was leaning on. "I'm here to discuss-"
"Yes, Seahaven. I understand you know why Beard-Tec made the offer now?"
"Yes, Louis. I do. And I'm here to make a counter-offer. I get full management of S-"
"No."
"This is my town, Louis!"
"And Escapia's safety is my responsibility. If I have to tear up a town in Tekland to protect our Empire, I will. I'm sorry, but that's that. Think about it, and get back to me."
"And if I refuse to sell it?"
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

Towler led the prisoner through the mountain, guards surrounding him. A large crowd had gathered to see him, including 697 and Proz.
"What's going on?" 697 asked Towler.
"We found this fellow investigating the area. He's a CUT Agent," Towler replied.
"What'll happen to him?"
"We keep no prisoners, 697. Escapia always has, and that will be their undoing."
"So you're just going to kill him?" Proz asked.
"Of course not. We'll interrogate him. Then we'll kill him."
The prisoner walked in chains by 697. He looked up, stared at him, and looked away.

Iron stepped into the clearing, finally sure that all the guards had gone into the mountain. It pained him, but upon a quick inspection, he realised there was no way he could save the prisoner. Sighing, he dropped his sword to the ground and sat.
"Stand up and move away from your weapon," someone said quickly. He looked around, but it was too dark to see. "NOW!"
Fang did as he was told, standing carefully. He looked around as several Griefers surrounded him. He did a quick count. Three in front of him, two behind. All but the one straight ahead held a sword.
"State your allegiance."
"Escapia," Fang breathed.
"Take him."
In an instant, Iron spun around, grabbing the man immediately behind him. He overpowered the shocked Griefer and pushed the man's sword to his throat. "Nobody come near!" Fang yelled.
The unarmed Griefer stared dead at him. "Continue."
The Griefers leaped towards him, causing Fang to act quickly. He pulled the sword from the Griefer's throat and smacked him on the back of the head with the weapon, knocking him unconscious.
The others continued towards him, but Fang was prepared. He lunged at one, causing him to tumble backwards, kicked the feet of another, tripping him, and then quickly defeated the remaining armed Griefers.
He rushed towards the last one, the unarmed man, and felt his face ripple as the man delivered an amazing punch. Fang fell to the ground, but quickly slid under the man's feet, before coming up behind him and pushing the sword against the back of his head.
It was then, that the torches lit up around the mountains, revealing hundreds of Griefers aiming at him with their bows.
"Put the weapon down, now!"
"I have him," someone cried from behind. Fang turned to see a hooded figure holding a sword against the back of his neck. Fang swore and dropped his sword. The hooded figure told the other unarmed Griefer to get back to the mountain. "Get the entrance ready," he cried. "I'll bring the prisoner in now."
The Griefers around the mountains left their post and went back inside through various entrances, leaving Fang and the hooded figure waiting.
"Alright, let's go," the figure whispered.
"Wait, what?" Fang asked. He turned back to the figure to find that it was none other than Ghost Recon. "Ghost? What are you doing here?"
"It doesn't matter. We've got about three minutes before they open that entrance and find nobody standing there. They'll hunt us. We have to move now. Pick up your sword, and let's go."

Random followed Inv out of the HQ.
"Did you tell him to speak to Lord about the theory?" he asked.
"No. Stalke would think we're crazy. It's up to us to find the truth. We start now."

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b) Don't sell
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Iron_Fang » 21 Aug 2012, 03:54

Yay for me kicking butt.... and Ghosty saving me!
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Someguy42 » 21 Aug 2012, 06:44

Bloody hell Lord... Seahaven shall be sold but I will have my vengeance for this, just you wait Lord, just you wait...

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Post by LS13 » 21 Aug 2012, 09:58

Finally caught up on what I missed while at camp, looking good :)
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Invunarble » 21 Aug 2012, 14:07

"One does not simply buy seahaven"
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by tanisjihanis » 21 Aug 2012, 14:58

This is awesome skunk. I'm going to start transcribing it to books in minecraft for the branchscape library.
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 Aug 2012, 16:37

Awesome! :D
I was thinking of doing that, but I haven't gotten around to it. :P
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Invunarble » 21 Aug 2012, 19:13

tanisjihanis wrote:This is awesome skunk. I'm going to start transcribing it to books in minecraft for the branchscape library.
I'd like to buy a copy pls.
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Someguy42 » 22 Aug 2012, 01:22

Invunarble wrote:"One does not simply buy seahaven"
Hmmm.... *Goes on a meme generator site*

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Also to make this story even more epic I present to you:

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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by random980 » 22 Aug 2012, 03:48

New theory!
Spoiler! :
We only know 697 as his cell number, so what if his real name was actually... COMET1!!!!!He/she was sent to jail for various reasons (greif, abuse, ect) but really comet was unfairly sent to jail by Sneaky to stop him/her from speaking out about the affair and about Derek. Now known as 697, comet1 has sided with the griefers to seek his/her REVENGE (and then back-stab whoever is in charge of the griefers and take escapia as his own!)
of course this cant be said by myself yet due to not knowing 697's existence within the story or that he broke out of jail ect. However with help from invun and a bit of digging in the restricted jail records...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by Skunk_Giant » 22 Aug 2012, 07:30

I can confirm that 697 =/= Comet. Sorry, but as has been mentioned (albeit, briefly) in the story, 697 was a respected member of Escapian society (a Mentor). Still, I love the theories. Keep them coming! XD
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Re: The Prophecy of Escapecraft

Post by random980 » 22 Aug 2012, 07:55

Skunk_Giant wrote:I can confirm that 697 =/= Comet. Sorry, but as has been mentioned (albeit, briefly) in the story, 697 was a respected member of Escapian society (a Mentor). Still, I love the theories. Keep them coming! XD
Love the Memes too. :P
Just thought of teh best thory evar! Its so good im going to pm it to you only Skunk! Dont want to ruin any potential story arcs see! Ill have to come up with a new theory on how comet is involved to...
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