Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Invunarble]

Snip!

I don't even know how to react to this.

You clearly lack any type of pork bun.

[vallorn]

some guys comment on EAs LOLNOSINGLEPLAYER press release:

I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM RACIAL EPITHETS ON XBOX LIVE

Oh internet. Never change.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Heh. I actually got the reference.

[Aenir_bEPU]

Heh. I actually got the reference.

I'd hope a lot of people would get it.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Well, not everyone will have read that story. :/

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Many people will get the reference without ever having read the story. In fact, I am confident that these people are a majority.

[MrWhales]

Many people will get the reference without ever having read the story. In fact, I am confident that these people are a majority.

Woot, I am a majority

[DuplicateValue]

Many people will get the reference without ever having read the story. In fact, I am confident that these people are a majority.

Woot, I am a majority

That's not a good thing. Go read it.

[aflycon]

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It seems that exactly 1,000 posts ago, I would have been leet as fuck. Too bad I missed it. /:

[Invunarble]

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It seems that exactly 1,000 posts ago, I would have been leet as fuck. Too bad I missed it. /:

<implying that is an amusing moment in chat

[MrWhales]

Many people will get the reference without ever having read the story. In fact, I am confident that these people are a majority.

Woot, I am a majority

That's not a good thing. Go read it.

don't ruin my dreams

[vallorn]

Some mods play the escalation game.

[19:03] <Lord_Mountbatten> "Know what, let's mix all this shit up"
[19:03] <afles> Wait, what?
[19:03] <afles> Now I'm lost
[19:03] <Lord_Mountbatten> Gotta stay in the game man
[19:03] <Lord_Mountbatten> In it to win it buckeroo
[19:03] <afles> ... wot
[19:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> Champ
[19:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> Budster
[19:04] <Dupe> Sport
[19:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> Broski
[19:04] <Dupe> Scamp
[19:04] <afles> Broham
[19:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> Scalliwag
[19:04] <afles> Brometheus
[19:04] <afles> Broseidon, Bro of the Brocean
[19:04] <Dupe> That escalated quickly.
[19:05] <Lord_Mountbatten> This happens
[19:05] <afles> That really got out of hand fast.

[aflycon]

I present to you, coercion at its finest.

[EC]Invunarble: hey, geus wat
aflycon: WOT
aflycon: post meow or i'll spoil le sleeping le dogs le
[EC]Invunarble: meow
[EC]Invunarble: *closes steam*
[EC]Invunarble: l0l
[EC]Invunarble: no legit, i'm gonna make a post
[EC]Invunarble: ya
aflycon: ok, or i'll spoil sleeping dwags
[EC]Invunarble: l0l i beet it arreddy
[EC]Invunarble: u luuz
[EC]Invunarble: l0lz
aflycon: [Actual spoiler redacted]
[EC]Invunarble: ... shit
[EC]Invunarble: I was bluffing

[J4Numbers]

Random randomly derps

[BigC_1]

I also noticed that 6 people died in that entire little conversation.

[Invunarble]

Random randomly derps

And then I had to go and get the wool from them... shit was intense

[random980]

>_>
I had just re-spawned back in, had no idea what colour team we actually were and the both teams bases looked the same and it was about bloody 5am in the morning! I derp bad when im tired >_<

[Invunarble]

Okay, so regardless of the fact that I have a deep hatred for this thread, today we had a player by the name of LIKABAWWWWWS join the server.

I'll let the IRC logs do the talking.

Spoiler! :

[00:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: Hello i would like to ask about mod or builder status
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: finish the tutorial
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Mod status = don't ask about it
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: what about it?
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Finjish the tut yeah
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Builder status = get the tutorial done
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Mod, you have to be specially picked
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] blackopsplayer63: i found branchscape offices
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: Ok
[00:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: It is done
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: So i wanted to know about builder status for the server
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: you are a builder
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: what do you mean?
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: you currently have builder status
[00:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: I mean server builder a.k.a. someone with op of gamemode to build spawns or warps for the server.
[00:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: nope, were a survival server
[00:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: we dont give op out willy nilly
[00:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: builder just gives you basic rights to build/destroy in the survival worlds
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: mmmmmmm i know and i just got dairy queen
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: ...
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: what?
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: lol
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: play for a year or 3, dont break the rules, help etc and maybe you'll get op eventually
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: i've played for more than a year
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: wheres my op
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LOL im gunna have to wait 3 years >:O
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: i said or 3
[00:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: we don't go by seniority
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: i want my op.. how much for it?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: even the founder doesn't have op, btw
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: same as mod, 10,000$?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: lol if they went by senority i woulda been one ages ago
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: can someone help me?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: or is op $20,000?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LOL you know im getting this on vid
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: cool
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: hi can you help me?
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: whats up blazer?
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: that's very nice, lika
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: do you plan to post it somewhere?
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: and three years is a long time and youtube is gunna see this and your forums
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Why you video recording :O
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: where can i buy this
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: hings*
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: with fraps
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: things*
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: well you can ue trade chat /ch t
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: use*
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: We are just joking bout 3 years, however
[00:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: very good, it would be useful if people knew before they joined that we just don't hand out op statu
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: someone may be willing to trade with you
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: go for it lika, like anyone is going to find you video at all
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: your*
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Be a good dude, follow the rules, help out, and you'll probably become one someday
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: what do you plan to name it?
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: oh and lika dont forget to post the ip
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LOL you know how many subs i have and they told me to join this one
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Whats you youtube name?
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: so theyll see it
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: cool, that's nice
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: diamon
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: Thanks for the advert then LIKA.
[00:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: so you heard about us from your subbed people at youtube?
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LLOLOLOL like id tell you your gunna scam it and spam
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] blazerbeast22: diamond*
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: you and your 5 friend? im frightened.
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: hello lika's subs, nice to meet you
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: friends*
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Wow,
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LO
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: now, guys, be nice
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: LLLLLL
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: <implying we are so immature to spam your channel which has probably little to no views
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: I was actually interesting in watching the vid, but you dont ahve to be rude
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: we always like good advertisements
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: so you have a channel, but dont want more subs?
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: <3 you guys are adorable but prepare for a server downfall
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Okay, i'll go get my popcorn
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: server downfall...
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Have fun with that
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: and i like watching tulon ban your spammer friends, so go for it
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: ha.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: downfall?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: >:}
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: yeah, good luck with that
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: exactly
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: How many subs do you have?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: that was funny
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: You guys want me to get some popcorn too?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: I don't think you'll be able to convince our hundreds of active players to quit.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: blazer, it hopes if you tell folks what you want to buy
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: GUYS SRVR DWNFULL WAT DO
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicalpander: well im gunna go kill some cows while you do your down fall thingy
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: lol....who the heck does this guy think he is?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Well earlier when you were asking to be a mod and if we had said yes.. that would
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: he left, you know
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: oh
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: lol
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Well I feel stupid
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: Oh darn.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22:
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Psh, trovo
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: it's ok
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: this is such an amusing moment, but I hate that damn thread
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: I had a whole lecture!
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: it's easy to miss when someone leaves
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: but tulon
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: was gonna have fun out-logicing the hell out of him
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: server downfall
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Server downfall
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: l0l
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Someone screenshotted in IRC right!?
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: PLEASE say yes

People continued to carry on the humor this player put into the server for a good 15 or so minutes after this, I didn't bother taking that part of the conversation into here simply from the lack of entertainment.

[trovo22]

That guys too funny :)

[trovo22]

[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] LIKABAWWWWWS: <3 you guys are adorable but prepare for a server downfall :P
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Okay, i'll go get my popcorn
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: server downfall...
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Have fun with that
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: and i like watching tulon ban your spammer friends, so go for it
[00:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: ha.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: downfall?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: >:}
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: yeah, good luck with that
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: exactly
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: How many subs do you have?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: that was funny
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: You guys want me to get some popcorn too?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: I don't think you'll be able to convince our hundreds of active players to quit.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: blazer, it hopes if you tell folks what you want to buy
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: GUYS SRVR DWNFULL WAT DO
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] magicalpander: well im gunna go kill some cows while you do your down fall thingy
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: lol....who the heck does this guy think he is?
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Well earlier when you were asking to be a mod and if we had said yes.. that would
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: he left, you know
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: oh
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] rbk95: lol
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: Well I feel stupid
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: Oh darn.
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: :P
[00:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Psh, trovo
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: it's ok
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: this is such an amusing moment, but I hate that damn thread
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] trovo22: I had a whole lecture!
[00:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Tulonsae: it's easy to miss when someone leaves

Derpity Derp Derp Trovo

[vallorn]

Congrats Invun. That truly is a Genuinely Amusing Moment In Chat.

Have a cookie.

[trovo22]

I WANT A CREEPER COOKIEE

[Invunarble]

Congrats Invun. That truly is a Genuinely Amusing Moment In Chat.

Have a cookie.

Those cookies loook sooooooooooooooo goood

You're making me hungry Vall ._.

[LS13]

:OOO what is this? A legit amusing moment from inv?! I must be dreaming inside a dream inside a dream.

On another note, lol posting a videl about how we dont give out op is going to mame our players, who already know that, quit the server? Makes sense.

[aflycon]

[13:18] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: God hell how many testes do I have...
[13:18] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tulonsae: 2, if you're normal

[MrWhales]

[13:18] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: God hell how many testes do I have...
[13:18] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tulonsae: 2, if you're normal

tulon is quite funny, i just don't take pictures of it when she says amusing things regarding things i have said.

[ItchyNL]

http://www.youtube.com/user/LikeABossGaming69

Same guy?

[Invunarble]

http://www.youtube.com/user/LikeABossGaming69

Same guy?

I don't see a video on his channel describing the amusingness and wonderful pleasurement of Escapecraft anywhere, so idk

[Spyboticsguy]

From #minecraft!

Spoiler! :

[13:18:18] <SecretAgentMan> woo and that's why we don't keep 1 litre of open water next to our keyboard
[13:18:34] <Spyboticsguy> water
[13:18:40] <Spyboticsguy> wat are u doin
[13:18:42] Grimlock257 [webchat@85.210.189.224] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 183 seconds
[13:18:51] <Spyboticsguy> WATER
[13:18:53] <+Rogue> water you doin? bad pun
[13:19:04] <Spyboticsguy> stahp
[13:19:15] <SecretAgentMan> water is good when its not flooding my desk
[13:19:16] <+Rogue> wet do you want
[13:19:48] <Spyboticsguy> water-ver you need
[13:21:12] DrZaius [~drzaius31@99-112-89-205.lightspeed.miamfl.sbcglobal.net] has joined #minecraft
[13:21:20] jefus [~jefus@ip68-0-238-161.ri.ri.cox.net] has quit IRC: Quit: jefus
[13:21:34] <SecretAgentMan> http://i.imgur.com/l6SNn.jpg
[13:21:59] ac3xx [~ac3xx@host86-172-101-188.range86-172.btcentralplus.com] has joined #minecraft
[13:22:07] Smokeybacon [~Smokeybac@87.112.252.101] has joined #minecraft
[13:22:42] <+Rogue> Why moist you do this to me, spahbotics man
[13:23:04] Isaac [~J@adsl-75-48-8-156.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net] has joined #minecraft
[13:23:28] Merbo [Merbo@pool-173-48-92-80.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has joined #minecraft
[13:23:40] <Spyboticsguy> I don't know, it just sort of trickles out of my mind
[13:24:09] <+Rogue> your bad puns are making the blood pool in my brain
[13:24:24] <Spyboticsguy> I've got an endless stream of them
[13:25:29] <+Rogue> Can't you sea what you are doing?
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[13:25:56] <Spyboticsguy> No, it mist-ifies me
[13:25:58] Erlend5 [~erlendand@80.250.119.14] has joined #minecraft
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[13:26:23] <+Rogue> lets spray that he doesn't keep going
[13:27:04] <Spyboticsguy> That would be ice.
[13:27:27] <+Rogue> Pour Spyboticsguy, he just can't stop
[13:29:15] Robbster [~Robbster@host-2-96-32-14.as13285.net] has joined #minecraft
[13:29:31] <Spyboticsguy> I'll try to condese as many as I can, but I don't know if it'll help calm the storm.
[13:30:01] <+Rogue> We should just drop the topic
[13:31:19] <Spyboticsguy> Yes. I will stop preciptating.
[13:31:30] <+Rogue> Don't sweat it

WARNING: Contains a copious amount of puns.

[J4Numbers]