King of the Hill

[asi1998]

I bribe kindly ask vallorn to turn invisible and dump lava on ur heads and then tp me to him. He kindly obliges and while y'all are running to the water at the bottom of the hill to save ur lives, I fence the hill and slay vallorn. On the fence it says "Asi claims this hill, no trespassing."

My hill

[LS13]

I can see him if he is invisible and therefore have enough time to slap him repeatedly until he rage quits, preventing any of that from happening.

Our hill.

[QuantumVyp3r]

I have 1 nuke, soon to be 2. Your arguments are invalid.

MY HILL BITCHES.

[LS13]

I have god mode and can bring inv back to the hill every time he dies. Your argument is invalid.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

I put a fence around the bottom of the hill with signs that clearly mark my landclaims and say "NO TRESPASSING!!!" LS and Invun have both broken the rules therefore they get banned and LS gets demodded. I also take quantum's arming devices for the hill making his nukes worthless.

My hill

[Invunarble]

You all clearly do not understand the definition of a "Nuke". It is not a puny wood/wool encasing of 30 TNT.

Therefore, I write my own dictionary detailing the proper definition of a "Nuke" that I personally use, consisting of 9000 fucking blackadders. I then drop said weapon onto Quantum and asi via alternate account.

Come at me, our (LS and Is) hill.

[asi1998]

I break into Lord_Mountbatten's home and steal some high powered and elite weapons from there. I use them to DESTROY Invunand everyhting 300 blocks away.

My Hill

[Invunarble]

I break into Lord_Mountbatten's broken home and take OGRED. Yes, I pick up OGRED.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I bring in my High Powered Sniper Rifle and take out invun, hopefully this time he will follow scientific rules and logic and wont and rise from the dead :S

[Invunarble]

It's quite possible I am zombified.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I will not give up I will fight forever and after 3000 years of trying, I claim the hill

My hill

[Invunarble]

You can't claim the hill if LS and I are on it. Statement devalidized,

Our hill.

[QuantumVyp3r]

*calls Anonymous, tells them EC is hiding information from the world*

Server gets hit by LOIC. Invun and LS turn into highly ionized particles.

Asi and I's hill.

[Invunarble]

Asi betrays you, and accidentally kills himself in the process.

Contested hill.

[asi1998]

Correction Invun, I do not betray quantum we scheme up on u secretly and retake the hill,

Mine and quantum's hill

[Invunarble]

Correction professor, my extensively catalystic apathetic vocabulary demolishes your vituperative demeanor, because I have truly been as far as decided to do want go look more like. Your head explodes,

My hill.

[asi1998]

Ur vocabulary problems backfire, they cuz u to lose your ability to communicate so I go and place a diamond block in front of u. U decide to break it and I report u for stealing and get u banned because u can't communicate the truth. Mine and quantum's hill

[Invunarble]

Correction, no vocabulary issues occur within this unit. We proceed to make consensus.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I summon Suge Knight to destroy you. He begins to climb the hill and you run down to greet him. I sneak up from the other side and use my power V punch II bow to shoot Invun off. Suge knight chases you'll the way to the to beorn strip club and leaves me and quantum the hill.

My hill

[Invunarble]

Lies! You can't simply just "summon" Suge Knight! You need to sign to his label first!

My hill.

[asi1998]

Okay I get him to go through the label process and do what I said above,

My hill

[Invunarble]

He bluntly denies your request to sign to Death Row Records! Now what do you do?

My hill.

[LS13]

I put a fence around the bottom of the hill with signs that clearly mark my landclaims and say "NO TRESPASSING!!!" LS and Invun have both broken the rules therefore they get banned and LS gets demodded. I also take quantum's arming devices for the hill making his nukes worthless.

My hill

Going all the way back to this. As a mod, It is perfectly fine for me to trespass. I ban you for getting upset about me being on your land. Therefore all the stuff in between is now void.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

My appeal is overturned and I return to the server. I pay Suge knight to scare both of you away.

My hill

[Invunarble]

Suge Knight sets up a scheme to murder you, similar to what he did to Tupac.

My hill.

[LS13]

I realize that Suge is just a boggart and use Riddikulus, turning him into none other than asi.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

I join the death eaters and tell Voldemort that LS and Invun are mudbloods. He comes and kills you and awards me the hill. (And yes, I'm a pure blood so don't even reverse the argument)

My hill

[tanisjihanis]

I make an immense tree grow up underneath asi, entangling him and removing him from the hill. My hill.

[LS13]

Since I'm Dumbledore, that was all planned out and so Harry eventually kills Voldemort. Asi is then arrested and thrown into Azkaban along with tanis even though tanis did nothing wrong. I then respawn since we are in Minecraft and go back to the hill.

Our hill.

[tanisjihanis]

I turn into a tree to escape azkaban. Returning, I seal LS in a tomb deep beneath the ground after an epic battle to last the ages. My hill.