King of the Hill

[LS13]

I reach deep into the coldest spaces of hammerspace and withdraw my ice scepter. With one mighty swing, I crack the ground above me as if it were a glacier that was shedding layers of ice. I blast out of the crevice and freeze tanis solid.

Our hill.

[tanisjihanis]

Well I'm still hanging out on the hill, just a bit chilly. I'm cool wit dis.

[LS13]

Ok, inv want to share the hill with frozen tanis?

[asi1998]

You forgot that I was trained by Lord Vldemort himself and I am a verypowerful wizard. I gather my three best friends, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, and Avery and we escape from prison killing everyone left in here. We fly up to the hill, I point my wand at Invun and shout, AVADA KEDAVRA, and then I turn and point my wand at LS and repeat the killing curse once more. I then point my wand at Tanis and decide to give him a chance to join my, I point it at his face and scream CRUCIO! He screams in pain and I leave him there and say, "Tanis, you can join us and keep the hill or you can join them and die."

This Hill is the Property of the Death Eaters led by Asi1998

[LS13]

I'm a god and therefore refuse to die. I freeze everything within a mile of the hill in a blast of power, and then shatter you and your puny death eaters.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

In case you haven't noticed LS, god mode only takes you so far. Nobody can survive the killing curse unless somebody else's love saves them.

Still my Hill

[LS13]

Or I am a god, which I am. Now, as for inv I'm still figuring out how to revive him...

Still our hill, please remove your frozen shards from my yard.

[asi1998]

I invent a spell that takes ur god powers away. I cast it on you and then I cast the crucial us curse on you 24 times and drive you insane. Then I kick you of the hill and you roll all the way down.

My hill

[LS13]

I invent a spell that takes ur god powers away. I cast it on you and then I cast the crucial us curse on you 24 times and drive you insane. Then I kick you of the hill and you roll all the way down.

My hill

I'm already insane, silly. Also, I have horcruxes for my god side, so I'm still a god. By tampering with my mind you unleash another wave of frozen destruction, lowering the temperature on the hill to 0 Kelvin. Since I am the god of ice, I can still move, though even I am greatly slowed.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

Dude I turned someone's hair into a horcrux after I murdered Invun but I unleash a new weapon. I cast the imperious curse on you and I force you to go into vallorns lava ball and burn forever.

My hill

[LS13]

You can't even move due to how cold it is, so how do you manage to cast the curse?

Still our hill.

[asi1998]

I'm not that cold, if you new much about purebloods you'd know that they can stand this weather

Stil my hill

[LS13]

At absolute 0 there is almost no molecular movement, therefore your argument is invalid :P

Our hill.

[asi1998]

Okay, I slowly move my arm to where I can touch my dark mark. I warn the death eaters secretly that its cold and they rescue me and cast the imperious cuts on LS forcing him to go drown in lava.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I throw frozen tanis at asi. Enough of your shenanigans!

LS and I's hill.

[asi1998]

But invun cant do that, he is dead.

Still my hill

[Invunarble]

Somebody changed the game engine, this is now Call of Duty! I respawn.

My hill.

[asi1998]

COD you say, I take my gold MP7 Rapid Fire, Suppresed and I take u out.

Mah hill

[Invunarble]

Yeah? Well I log into my 25th prestige account with all golden weapons, then after equipping my SCAR-L with Gold camo and suppressed heartbeat sensor, I kill you with two quick bursts that penetrate your head. I then get a 15 killstreak and call in a Chopper Gunner to kill you repeatedly while you respawn.

My hill.

[QuantumVyp3r]

Ok this took the CoD route... I'm done.

[Wildwill002]

Don't worry, I got this

The CoD servers all get clogged up by whining potty mouthed children and completely and irreparably break, exploding and slightly concussing those playing it.

My hill

[LS13]

You guys forgot about absolute zero. While you people are busy attempting to move and carry out the above statements, I place swords above everyone's heads except Inv and tanis, and have vallorn raise the temperature, allowing the swords to fall.

Still our hill.

[asi1998]

I take my suppresed Dragunov and embarass all of you

My hill

[Invunarble]

The CoD servers are still clogged up with whiny, 11-year old pottymouthed children. You can't do anything with your suppressed Dragunov.

My hill.

[asi1998]

Well back to harry potter, Avada Kedavra!!!

My hill

[Invunarble]

I buy the company that publishes Harry Potter books, and order them to discontinue Harry Potter books.

My hill.

[asi1998]

Its not ur hill because the harry potter books that they originally published still exist.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I become a extreme radical, and burn every Harry Potter book in existance.

Still my hill.

[asi1998]

I become a extreme radical, and burn every Harry Potter book in existance.

I still have the series in hardback and paperback in my library

Still my hill.

[Invunarble]

I become a extreme radical, and burn every Harry Potter book in existance.

I still have the series in hardback and paperback in my library

Still my hill.

No, I burnt it, go claim some other non-legit hill.

My hill.