King of the Hill

[asi1998]

Invun u didnt destroy my book im holding it in my hand now

Still my hill

[LS13]

I freeze your blood, take the book, and tear it in half.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

Good thing I duplicated my book a hundred thousand times without you knowing and now theyre well hidden,

My hill

[LS13]

I use my modly powers to select all the books and remove them.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

But this is outside the world of mine craft, I still have mine in a plave where noeone knows

Still my hill

[LS13]

I destroy the entire world in an ice apocalypse that destroys everything, even books. I now live on the frozen planet by myself, and therefore it is

My hill.

[asi1998]

I ask vallorn, the god of lava, to melt all this ice for the good of humanity. He does so, yes we have dictator valor, but I go and claim the hill

My hill

[LS13]

I summon a massive ball of ice and smash it into the planet. I then create a floating hill of ice in space and sit atop it.

My hill.

[asi1998]

No you get the hill of ice, i get the hill ive been fighting for.

My hill

[Invunarble]

You get abseloutely jack shit. I kill you for the unbillionth time, and take your final set of prot IV armor. Any further attempts to take my fucking hill will evidentially result in yourself being split into a kazillion billion trajillion million trillion quadrillion quntiliion multillion pieces.

LS and I's hill.

[LS13]

You get abseloutely jack shit. I kill you for the unbillionth time, and take your final set of prot IV armor. Any further attempts to take my fucking hill will evidentially result in yourself being split into a kazillion billion trajillion million trillion quadrillion quntiliion multillion pieces.

LS and I's hill.

Yush.

[asi1998]

The return of Asi: i show up again to retake the hill. Invun dies of shock and ls gets shot off by me with my ounch II bow.

My hill

[Invunarble]

Ounch II enchants are nonexistant, therefore ur band 4 haxxing l0l.

Our hill.

[Someguy42]

I just come and sit on top of the hill and have a picnic.

My Hill.

[trovo22]

I take your picnic basket and burn it in fire. I then begin to shove the blanket down your throat until you sufficate and die.

My hill

[Invunarble]

I cook trovo over my motherfucking campfire, and have turtle stew the next morning which happens to be filled with Stalke's remains.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I bought my punch ii enchant from dombyrne back in 1.2.5 i come back and knock yall off again, my hill

[LS13]

I slap all of you out of existence except inv.

Our hill.

[trovo22]

I respawn and team up with asi and we destroy the world, 'cept the hill

Our Hill

[LS13]

The world is already destroyed, therefore it is still

Our hill.

[Invunarble]

I certify the legitimacy of LS13's post by beating trovo with a stick so repeatedly he deforms into a chess piece.

Our hill.

[trovo22]

You can't beat a titnium shell with a stick.

still... Our Hill

[Invunarble]

Actually, I already did that, 'cause I'm just jacked like that dwag.

Nous colline.

[asi1998]

Trovo gets a new shell and I use it as a riot shield to climb up and push y'all off,

Our hill

[Invunarble]

The Call of Duty servers are still clogged with whiny, pottymouthed 11 year olds, you still cannot use your Riot Shield, therefore your post is devalidized.

My hill.

[LS13]

Please do explain how any of you, minus inv, are still alive and able to even get to the hill, for I have not only frozen the planet and blown up the planet, but I have also slapped you out of existence. Therefore none of the above posts are anything but whispers coming from the darkest, coldest parts of the void. Also, trovo how the hell do you completely destroy something twice? The world is already destroyed.

Our hill.

[asi1998]

Ls i have horcruxes, remember

I find a way to get the hill back and get it

My hill

[LS13]

Your way is invalid due to lack of information.

My hill.

[asi1998]

I invite ls to king of the ladder and I knock him off and kill him. He is sitting there, grieving his defeat and i march up to the hill and reclaim it.

My hill

[LS13]

I have god mode, and never grieve my defeats, I simply destroy the people the next time. Also, the hill is in space, one can not simply march up to it. I am still perched atop

My ice hill.