[23:54] <Sti> I think me mentioning Mountbatten Pink has driven Lord mad.
[23:54] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I don't really watch ther tellybox
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: How so? he endorsed the color
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Tellybox you say? let me go get that British to American translator guide
[23:54] <Sti> The stress of it not being accepted by the navy is coming back to him
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i always imagine life in britain to be a like downton abbey mixed with blackadder
[23:54] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[23:54] <Sti> His old, frail brain can't handle it
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: that didn't happen in downton abbey
[23:55] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[23:55] <Sti> I think Lord has PTSD. I brought back WW2 memories for him.
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Quite possible
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: he does seem a bit odd today
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> The way he strums the strings one at a time with such concentration
[23:56] <Sti> Electro-shock therapy might help.
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Or he just has reached the end of his career
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: usually he's very dry and british, he's more wacky british now
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Outrageous claims to make against the Jedi
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Lord not being British? sounds abseloutely absurd
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] ato784: do they have outbacks in england?
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: We must all be British
[23:57] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[23:57] <Byroe> turns out that "The Hobbit" is a good book
[23:57] <Byroe> i dident think it was going to be
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Escapecraft: a [s]International[/s] British community
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] LS13: orly burro?
[23:57] <Byroe> then i found out it was the lord of the rings
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: it's great Byroe
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha, you are just figuring that out now byroe?
[23:57] <Byroe> and i was liek "wat"
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: I finally read it in 2009 haha
[23:57] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[23:57] <Byroe> because i never watched or read lord of the rings
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha, yeah dunno if stephen harper would be into lotr
[23:59] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[23:59] <Sti> That's hobbit neglect.
[23:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: wat why?
[23:59] <@Lord_Mountbatten> [Waves hand] "You will remove all your clothes, this will heal you"
[00:00] <Sti> I was mashing the Shift key, wondering why my message wasn't appearing
[00:00] <Sti> I are smart
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I wonder if an increase in frequency of Lord's messages will occur if you mention his name
[00:00] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Yeah, the stuff you've said has constituted my idea of spoilerdom
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Artakha: speaking of star wars, did you know that there is going to be an episode 7?
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Pfft, of course not
[00:00] <@Lord_Mountbatten> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: yeah by Disney
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] bookspenguin: Made by disney, correct?
[00:01] <aeroeng15> What the balls have I come back to....
[00:01] <Byroe> walt would be proud?
[00:01] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:01] <Sti> aero, Lord has gone insane from PTSD
[00:01] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:01] <Byroe> no, he has aid
[00:01] <aeroeng15> Oh
[00:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: someone whould tell stephen harper
[00:01] <Sti> I brought back memories of WW2, it's my fault.
[00:02] <@Lord_Mountbatten> What would Jesus do if he was Stephen Harper
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] ato784: acrylic cancer aids?
[00:02] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:02] <Byroe> GAURDS! Gaurds! Sombody is being attacked!
[00:03] <Byroe> HELP! MURDER!
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: yeah muder is illegal in THIS district
[00:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: but go on over to the murder district, it's all good
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:03] <Invun> Shit, whoops, I think I killed byroe by accident
[00:03] <Invun> *gestures for paramedics*
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:04] <Invun> No, he didn't tell you that
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> No fighting kids
[00:04] <Invun> Sorry daddy.
[00:04] <Invun> Can we have dinner now?
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I hope Stephen Harper brings back the Alamo
[00:04] <Sti> You're making no sense!
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:04] <Invun> Hopefully he brings back dinner aswell
[00:04] <Invun> Damn redcoats
[00:04] <Invun> They're all templars
[00:04] <Invun> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:05] <Sti> Don't kill me...
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Link_of_Legends: Why not?
[00:05] <Invun> Yeah, thank you for informing me of this, Officer.
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i think lord has been replaced with bukkit
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:05] <Invun> Lord is now Cleverbot
[00:05] <Invun> Battenbot
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Link_of_Legends: And hello everyone!
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I don't really watch ther tellybox
[00:05] <Invun> That's definitely not english
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[00:06] <Invun> I really liked the part where Lil Wayne played the guitars
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:06] <Invun> Oh, so that's what a ROI is then, right?
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:06] <Invun> Yeah, kinda figured so. Are they templars too?
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:07] <Invun> I know that templars are illegal, but are they British AND templar?
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:07] <Invun> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:07] <Sti> Lord, does he truly know if he has possibly been as far as decided to want to go do look more like?
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:07] <Invun> He told me he was further then decided to do want go see look more like, though.
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:07] <Invun> No it's not!
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:08] <Invun> It's perfectly under the jurisdiction of Harper's laws!
[00:08] <Sti> The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i'll tell him, canadians all know eachother
[00:08] <Invun> What a small world!
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I am up
[00:08] <Invun> I am down
[00:08] <Sti> It's a small world after all, it's a small small world.
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:09] <Invun> I think we should pass a bill dictating this is illegal
[00:09] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:09] <Invun> Yeah, that's probably a good idea
[00:09] <Sti> Indeed, it is his jurisdiction.
[00:09] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:09] <Invun> What kind of hat?
[00:09] <Invun> A grenadier hat?
[00:09] <Sti> I don't think Harper wears hats.
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:10] <Invun> Grenadiers wear templar hats, they throw grenades
[00:10] <Invun> Yeah, they're probably all British
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Personally I wished we returned to crumhorns
[00:10] <Sti> All the hats are british? But what of cowboy hats?
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Or the manager
[00:10] <Invun> Can we see Lil Wayne playing the crumhorn?
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Well, in my mine
[00:10] <Invun> Your mine? In 2012?
[00:11] <Invun> Do you mine in 2012?
[00:11] <Invun> That's the true question.
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Mind
[00:11] <Invun> No, it's in your mine
[00:11] <Invun> As in, mineshaft
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[00:11] <Invun> No, that's not what Lil Wayne uses
[00:11] <Sti> Lord's mind is a cane. That's the problem.
[00:11] <Sti> Too much pressure
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:12] <Invun> Did Stephen Harper tell you this?
[00:12] <Sti> No, we've already disproven that.
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I hope Stephen Harper brings back the Alamo
[00:12] <Sti> I don't think he will.
[00:12] <Invun> I hope he passes a bill that brings back the Alamo
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:12] <Invun> Using their ROI?
[00:12] <Sti> You want to buy out the Alamo?
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> No fighting kids
[00:12] <Invun> Oh, sorry mommy.
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Or the manager
[00:13] <Invun> Or Stephen Harper
[00:13] <Invun> Or Lil Wayne
[00:13] <Sti> That's child abuse
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:13] <Sti> Poor children.
[00:13] <Invun> Mister Harper seems like a swell ol' chap.
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Well, in my mine
[00:13] <Invun> Is it dark in your mine?
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> He assured me personally it was my fault and I was happy with this and let him go
[00:13] <Invun> Oh, well that's good to hear.
[00:13] <Sti> Ok, so Lord's mind is a cane, and he has British children fighting in his mine
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And then I will choose one to call Dr Mengele
[00:14] <Invun> What about the one to call Dr Wayne?
[00:14] <Invun> He needs paramedics too.
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:14] <Invun> Is it a Stephen Harper endorsed hat?
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Personally I wished we returned to crumhorns
[00:14] <Invun> I wish we returned to the Templars.
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[00:15] <Invun> I really liked the part where Lil Wayne was a Templar.
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> What would Jesus do if he was Stephen Harper
[00:15] <Sti> Kill.
[00:15] <Invun> Probably make an acronym.
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:15] <Invun> Yeah, those damn redcoats
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> "I have released kitties into the wild. If you do not find them soon I will load the rifle and go hunting"
[00:15] <Sti> Does he truly know if he has possibly been as far as decided to want to go do look more like?
[00:15] <Invun> They've probably endorsed Stephen Harper to pass that bill
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> You can tell they are not regular because if you show it to any country with a latinate alphabet they will say it is a load of shit
[00:16] <Invun> Yeah, those bills must've been written in Templarese
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Outrageous claims to make against the Jedi
[00:16] <Invun> Outrageous claims to make against the Templars!
[00:16] <Invun> I mean, all they want is an ordered society
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Night chumpies
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