Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by **Lord_Mountbatten** » 05 Nov 2012, 15:05

I'll get you Gadget.

Post by **Invunarble** » 05 Nov 2012, 15:29

Sneaky
wat r u doin
Sneaky
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp!

Post by **vallorn** » 05 Nov 2012, 21:56

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Post by **Invunarble** » 06 Nov 2012, 15:21

vallorn wrote:
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I uh... what.

Post by **vallorn** » 06 Nov 2012, 23:13

Invunarble wrote:
vallorn wrote:
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I uh... what.

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Post by **Invunarble** » 07 Nov 2012, 00:33

vallorn wrote:
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Post by **vallorn** » 07 Nov 2012, 01:28

Invunarble wrote:
vallorn wrote:
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Post by **trovo22** » 11 Nov 2012, 17:32

Nothing of me recently. Good :)

Post by **Invunarble** » 11 Nov 2012, 17:55

trovo22 wrote:Nothing of me recently. Good

Spoiler! :

Your statement is no longer true, monoman.

Post by **trovo22** » 12 Nov 2012, 17:48

Crap.

Post by **vallorn** » 13 Nov 2012, 21:20

Spy suffers internal conflict with HIS OWN WILLPOWER!

Spoiler! :

Post by **vallorn** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:25

I decide to join global for once. hilarity ensues.

[20:10] == Vallgeta [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mine
[20:10] <Vallgeta> FINAL FLAAAAAAAASH!
[20:10] == Vallgeta has changed nick to Vallorn
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: GAK?
[20:10] <Vallorn> Get
[20:10] <Vallorn> Out
[20:10] <Sti> What. The. Fuck.
[20:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: Vallgeta vs Vallorn?
[20:11] <Sti> My money is on our Amazing Lava Pony Overlord.
[20:11] <Vallorn> No no no Vallgeta vs Vallku
[20:11] <Vallorn> At super pony 4
[20:12] == Sti has changed nick to Vallku
[20:12] <Vallku> Bring it on!
[20:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: Spy likes GAK
[20:12] == Vallorn has changed nick to Vallgeta
[20:12] <Vallgeta> Quiet kakarot
[20:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: Kakawut
[20:13] <Vallku> Time to charge my ultimate attack!
[20:13] <Vallku> Graaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
[20:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: These odd names are starting to get to me so adios
[20:13] <Vallgeta> AAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:13] <Vallku> *3 episodes later*
[20:13] <Vallku> AAAAAAAAAA!
[20:14] <Vallku> *misses*
[20:14] <Vallgeta> *Insert half a year of screaming*
[20:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: UHHHH????
[20:14] <Vallgeta> *Misses*
[20:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] ilikefoxes666: So accurate hahah
[20:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: Slow Minotaur
[20:14] == steveab [~IceChat77@host-54-49.hallnet.brookes.ac.uk] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[20:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] BigC_1: hi
[20:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: o/
[20:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: gtg
[20:15] == Vallku has changed nick to Sti-ku
[20:15] <Vallgeta> A new challenger!
[20:15] <Sti-ku> Heyo aero!
[20:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: .....
[20:15] <Vallgeta> Bow to the prince of all Saiyan-ponies!
[20:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: Neigh
[20:16] <Vallgeta> Fine then Aero you brought this on yourself
[20:16] <Sti-ku> Ultimate Attaaaaack!
[20:16] <Vallgeta> *Charges attack for 3 episodes*
[20:16] <Vallgeta> GAAAAALIIIIICK GUUUUUUUN!
[20:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: *poke*
[20:16] <Sti-ku> *Vallgeta hit himself in his confusion!*
[20:16] <Vallgeta> *Misses*
[20:17] <Vallgeta> Damnit kakarot!
[20:17] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Stop it, this is getting too SILLY
[20:18] == Sti-ku has changed nick to Sti-chu
[20:18] <Vallgeta> spoilsport
[20:18] == Vallgeta has changed nick to Vallamon
[20:18] <Sti-chu> Sti.... CHUUUUU!
[20:18] <Vallamon> VALL A MOOOOON!
[20:18] <MayorLennie> Who is having fun in here
[20:18] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: I'm rather confused
[20:18] <Vallamon> UH
[20:18] <Vallamon> NOONE
[20:18] == Vallamon has changed nick to Vallorn
[20:18] <Vallorn> FLEEE!
[20:19] == Sti-chu has changed nick to Sti
[20:19] <Invun> do you even lift
[20:19] <Vallorn> Sti its the fuzz!
[20:19] <Vallorn> Cheese it!
[20:19] <Sti> Run awaaay!!
[20:19] == MayorLennie has changed nick to Fleeeee
[20:19] <Invun> srs bro
[20:19] <@Lord_Mountbatten> One became a pokemon, the other a digimon
[20:19] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: Who let these hooligans on?
[20:19] <Sti> It's an evil bunny! It has big pointy teeeffff *makes fang gesture*
[20:19] == Fleeeee has changed nick to OfficerLennie
[20:19] <OfficerLennie> What seems to be the problem sirs
[20:19] <Vallorn> Nothing to see here
[20:19] == Invun has changed nick to Professor_Invun
[20:20] <Professor_Invun> Excuse me sir, that is very unprofessional
[20:20] <OfficerLennie> does his teef go like dis
[20:20] == Vallorn has changed nick to Obi_Wan_Vallnobi
[20:20] <Professor_Invun> *puts on tophat*
[20:20] <Obi_Wan_Vallnobi> These are not the hooligans you are looking for
[20:20] <OfficerLennie> Professor I must ask for you to remove your hat
[20:20] == Sti has changed nick to Darth
[20:20] <Obi_Wan_Vallnobi> Move along
[20:20] <OfficerLennie> there are ladies present!
[20:20] == Darth has changed nick to Darth_Sti
[20:20] == OfficerLennie has changed nick to MayorLennie
[20:21] <Professor_Invun> Excuse me sir, but according to Chapter 7 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, I am entitled to one (1) free tophat
[20:21] <Darth_Sti> *force chokes Invun*
[20:21] == Professor_Invun has changed nick to DoYouEvenLift
[20:21] == DoYouEvenLift has changed nick to Invun
[20:21] <MayorLennie> You made a good case, but as Dept of Public Questions I must inform you that we took chapter 7
[20:21] <Obi_Wan_Vallnobi> If you strike me down I will become more powerfull than you can possibly imagine
[20:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: ....
[20:21] <MayorLennie> we are revising that chapter
[20:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] aeroeng15: I'mma gonna go now....
[20:22] == Darth_Sti has changed nick to Sti_the_Grey
[20:22] == Invun has changed nick to Jar_Jar_Invun_Binksb
[20:22] <Jar_Jar_Invun_Binksb> Dammit.
[20:22] <Sti_the_Grey> You Shall Not Pass!
[20:22] <Jar_Jar_Invun_Binksb> That was a failure.
[20:22] == Obi_Wan_Vallnobi has changed nick to Vallorn
[20:22] == Jar_Jar_Invun_Binksb has changed nick to Invun
[20:22] == Sti_the_Grey has changed nick to Sti
[20:22] <Sti> So many nick changes.
[20:22] <Invun> Nothing happened here, move along.
[20:22] <Sti> Oh, something did indeed just happen.
[20:22] <Vallorn> Let us never speak of this again
[20:23] <Sti> What it was, I have no idea.
[20:23] <Sti> Speak of what?
[20:23] <Vallorn> Good

Post by **Sti_Jo_Lew** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:28

And this is what happens when noone talks in global. Invun, Vall, and I go batshit crazy. So do some conversing!

Post by **Invunarble** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:32

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:And this is what happens when noone talks in global. Invun, Vall, and I go batshit crazy. So do some conversing!

do you even lift

Post by **Sti_Jo_Lew** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:34

Invunarble wrote:
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:And this is what happens when noone talks in global. Invun, Vall, and I go batshit crazy. So do some conversing!
do you even lift

How can anyone be as possibly far as decided to do want go see look do more like?

Post by **Invunarble** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:38

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:
Invunarble wrote:
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:And this is what happens when noone talks in global. Invun, Vall, and I go batshit crazy. So do some conversing!
do you even lift
How can anyone be as possibly far as decided to do want go see look do more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Post by **Sti_Jo_Lew** » 13 Nov 2012, 23:48

I got bored 6 minutes later.

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[21:29]  * Sti slaps Invun for no damn reason.
[21:29] <Invun> sti you dont even lift
[21:30] <Sti> Nope.  Too damn lazy.
[21:30] <Invun> do you even lift
[21:30] <Sti> Excercize?  Ha!
[21:30] <Invun> srs dood
[21:30] <Sti> I'm too coo' for excercize.
[21:30] <Invun> even lil jacob even lifts
[21:31] <Sti> Do you even ponies!?!?
[21:31] <Sti> Also, who is this jacob you speak of?
[21:32] <Sti> Does he be as possibly far as decided to do want go see look do more like?
[21:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Sti you are silly
[21:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] The_Cactus_King: anyone selling lapis?
[21:32] <Sti> Because I can be as possibly far as decided to do want go see look do more like.
[21:32] <Sti> And yes, I am.
[21:33] <Sti> This is what happens when boredom occurs.
[21:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] The_Cactus_King: you are selling lapis?
[21:33] <Sti> Shoud have seen about a month ago, aero and I had an amazing duet of Bohemian Rhapsody.
[21:33] <Sti> That was to Lennie, sorry cactus
[21:33] <Invun> No, you are not entitled to be as far as decided to do want go see look do more like.
[21:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] The_Cactus_King: no problem man
[21:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: "sorry cactus" "no problem, man"
[21:34] <Invun> You've got to be kidding me. I've been further then decided to look do want more like. How can anyone see far enough to do want look do more like see want? I think when you really want to be as far as wanted to do want go see look do like, you will do want see look like. It's just common sense.
[21:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: I have heard of talking to things but they usually don't answer back
[21:34] <Sti> Why can you be as far as decided to do want go see look do more like?
[21:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: I don't know!@!!!
[21:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: I cannot do be make!
[21:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Sti!!!
[21:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] The_Cactus_King: heyo
[21:35] <Sti> Invun, she doesn't go as far as decided to do want go see do more like.
[21:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Lennie getting the nostalgia
[21:35] <Invun> See, Sti, this is why you aren't far enough to be far as decided to do want go look do see look more like.
[21:35] <Invun> Now Lennie is unsure if she wants to go far see look do more want like do.
[21:36] <Sti> You in Tal Schon lennie?
[21:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: flying around in eastvoid now I must find Tal Schon
[21:36] <Sti> Ah, coolio.
[21:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] The_Cactus_King: i made a global announcement and no one answered
[21:36] <Sti> Invun, can I do as far as possibly like more do far?
[21:36] <Invun>  You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
[21:37] <Sti> Ow, my bain.
[21:37] <Sti> ....
[21:37] <Sti> brain.
[21:37] <SurvivalBot> [g] LS13: ...
[21:37] <Invun> I win.
[21:37] <Sti> It hurt that much dammit

motormaniac · Post by **motormaniac** » 17 Nov 2012, 13:05

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[12:31] <davejavu> my mic is broken ._. dammit windows
[12:31] <@Hydrox> lolwindows
[12:31] <davejavu> ._.
[12:31] <davejavu> i was typing out "inb4 drox laughs at windows"
[12:33] <@Hydrox> loldave
[12:33] <davejavu> .:c
[12:34] <@Hydrox> lolsmiley
[12:34] <motor> lolwut
[12:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Drox, try saying something *not* prefixed with "lol" :P
[12:34] <davejavu> loldrox
[12:35] <@Hydrox> notloltyras
[12:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] StealthyCake: lolumad
[12:35] <motor> lolno
[12:35] <@Hydrox> ulolbro?
[12:35] <motor> wat
[12:36] <davejavu> loldroxdoyouevenlift
[12:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] StealthyCake: ubrolol?.

Post by **Invunarble** » 17 Nov 2012, 13:42

motormaniac wrote:[12:36] <davejavu> loldroxdoyouevenlift

Post by **Invunarble** » 17 Nov 2012, 14:03

What have I done...

Spoiler! :

Elcquid · Post by **Elcquid** » 19 Nov 2012, 12:54

Did nobody put flyong in here?

Post by **davejavu** » 19 Nov 2012, 15:43

The only chat I remember that's funny.

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(Lord_Mountbatten): "Why do you wish to be divorced?" "Because he challenged our son to a duel, and bested him in mortal combat"

I still laugh when I read that

Post by **Invunarble** » 19 Nov 2012, 15:47

davejavu wrote:

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(Lord_Mountbatten): "Why do you wish to be divorced?" "Because he challenged our son to a duel, and bested him in mortal combat"

I stared at that for five minutes, trying to figure out what it means.

... I still don't get what it means.

Post by **davejavu** » 19 Nov 2012, 16:17

Invunarble wrote:
davejavu wrote:
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(Lord_Mountbatten): "Why do you wish to be divorced?" "Because he challenged our son to a duel, and bested him in mortal combat"
I stared at that for five minutes, trying to figure out what it means.

... I still don't get what it means.

That cropped up after a long conversation about step children and divorce and such, pretty random, but hilarious.

Post by **LS13** » 20 Nov 2012, 23:32

We have discovered Lord's secret. It is not CUT. It is CLIT.

Spoiler! :

motormaniac · Post by **motormaniac** » 20 Nov 2012, 23:35

For my reaction, please refer to my profile picture

minnerthecat · Post by **minnerthecat** » 21 Nov 2012, 00:50

LS13 wrote:We have discovered Lord's secret. It is not CUT. It is CLIT.
Spoiler! :
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I can never unsee this... My innocence is destroyed.

Post by **Lord_Mountbatten** » 21 Nov 2012, 04:51

Oh no, they are a rival organisation. CUT signs have even spacing between all the letters if they can help it, and aren't black.

Post by **Lord_Mountbatten** » 21 Nov 2012, 10:59

Bring me your cynical, your opportunistic, your trolling masses yearning to mock freely:

Modchat wrote:[15:32] <Tjololo12> so wtf is desert bus?
[15:33] <Lord_Mountbatten> Every year they put a load of people in a bus in Khartoum and make them drive all the way from Sudan to Helmand province of Afghanistan, with predictably wacky outcomes
[15:34] <SneakyPie> Escapecraft is a sponsor
[15:34] <Lord_Mountbatten> It's gotten even more interesting recently now that Al Qaeda has figured out the route
[15:34] <Tjololo12> Ah, mmk
[15:34] <Tjololo12> that...makes sense kinda...
[15:35] <SneakyPie> We wanted to make it into a Pey Per View venture
[15:35] <M477> Why?
[15:35] <SneakyPie> To make money.
[15:36] <M477> And that would entice how many people to watch it?
[15:36] <SneakyPie> Well, Lord described it pretty well. With the extra danger it would be fairly amusing to watch
[15:36] <M477> Tj had no idea what it is, I still don't, and I would think that the only way to know what it is, would be to watch it and pay money if what you are suggesting goes through.
[15:37] <SneakyPie> Keep in mind the the people on the bus are pretty drunk
[15:37] <M477> ... I'm taking a joke seriously again aren't I...
[15:38] <Tjololo12> jesus christ how many people are on that damn bus?
[15:38] <Tjololo12> http://instant-grat.com/db6/wave.gif
[15:39] <Lord_Mountbatten> They do get paid a lot to do it
[15:39] <Lord_Mountbatten> Danger pay and the like
[15:39] <SneakyPie> People like to throw money at stuff when children are involved
[15:39] <SneakyPie> It's basically a win-win
[15:40] <Lord_Mountbatten> "We'll undertake a dangerous and long journey across the Middle East for charity" is the basic premise
[15:40] <SneakyPie> You should have seen the try out videos
[15:41] <Tjololo12> odd
[15:41] <SneakyPie> I don't think they're online anymore though :/
[15:41] <Lord_Mountbatten> Personally I think they ought to try different journeys
[15:42] <Tjololo12> I'd like to see siberia-bus
[15:42] <Lord_Mountbatten> Korean DMZ would amuse me
[15:42] <SneakyPie> Yeah, they've done this same path for like three or four years now
[15:42] <Tjololo12> or pacific-bus
[15:42] <Lord_Mountbatten> Canada to Argentina would also be cool
[15:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] Maykxor: Equator bus
[15:42] <SneakyPie> They did have some weird chase like two years ago
[15:42] <Lord_Mountbatten> The danger being when they hit Texas of course
[15:42] <Tjololo12> moonbus
[15:43] <Tjololo12> alpha centauri bus
[15:43] <Tjololo12> I'd watch the shit outta that
[15:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yeah, guys in pickups went after them
[15:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> Not pickups, technicals
[15:43] <Lord_Mountbatten> Those militia vehicles
[15:43] <SneakyPie> Nothing happened so I guess it was a kind of universal road
[15:44] <Lord_Mountbatten> Still it was funny watching them shit themselves in fear
[15:44] <SneakyPie> Fear + alcholo = classic
[15:44] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yeah, one guy kept trying to climb out a window and they were holding him back
[15:44] <SneakyPie> XD they actually had to muste the audio
[15:44] <SneakyPie> mute
[15:45] <Tjololo12> so what are they afraid of? Military stuff, or heat?
[15:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> What would you do if you saw guys in technicals in the middle east following you?
[15:49] <Lord_Mountbatten> That's what I thought
[15:52] <Lord_Mountbatten> So Tj, did you enjoy the game?
[15:53] <Tjololo12> which game is this?
[15:53] <Lord_Mountbatten> The game you just got plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed in mothafucka
[15:53] <SneakyPie> lololololol
[15:53] <Tjololo12> the confuse I have is so large it's like getting fucked in the brain with a 10 foot baguette
[15:54] <Lord_Mountbatten> In reality a bunch of nerds sit in a room playing the dullest game known to man, for charity
[15:54] <SneakyPie> Though sometimes I do believe they are really drunk

minnerthecat · Post by **minnerthecat** » 21 Nov 2012, 11:30

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Oh no, they are a rival organisation. CUT signs have even spacing between all the letters if they can help it, and aren't black.

I'll accept this: Innocence restored!

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