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[NeonRaven]

Getting my truck ready in Texas for Desert Bus.....<shotgun loading sounds here>

[SneakyPie]

We had a tiny misunderstanding talking about family.

[12:57] <Rock> I am well. Trying to prepare for the thanksgiving holiday
[12:58] <Rock> wrapping up a few work things before the long weekend
[12:58] <M477> mkay
[12:59] <Rock> then its off to drink and have awkward conversations with family that i only like because i am legally obligated to
[12:59] <Rock> not legally more like socially
[13:01] <M477> You make it sound almost pleasent.
[13:09] <SneakyPie> Ahh... that's the thing I don't miss about being married, Rock. The inlaws
[13:11] <Rock> My inlaws are ok, my sisters in law are rough
[13:11] <Rock> one of them is hot at least
[13:12] <SneakyPie> Mine was too
[13:12] <SneakyPie> Rough
[13:12] <SneakyPie> And I guess hot because she was a twin
[13:12] <Rock> they are both ten kinda of crazy though
[13:12] <SneakyPie> Erm
[13:12] <SneakyPie> "one of them is hot at least"
[13:13] <SneakyPie> "they are both ten"
[13:13] <SneakyPie> wat
[13:13] <Rock> I just generally sit back and keep my fool mouth shut
[13:13] <Rock> have a few drinks maybe oogle the hot one a bit
[13:13] <SneakyPie> :|
[13:13] <SneakyPie> You're fucking with me right
[13:14] <Rock> no they are ten kinds of crazy
[13:14] <SneakyPie> OH
[13:14] <Rock> they are in their thirties
[13:14] <SneakyPie> Okay
[13:14] <SneakyPie> I saw ten, and didn't pick up on the typo orginally
[13:14] <SneakyPie> I thought you were syaing they were ten years old
[13:14] <SneakyPie> And one of them was hot
[13:15] <SneakyPie> And I was in the process of calling the FBI
[13:15] SurvivalBot [m] StealthyCake: could have been awkward
[13:15] <Vallorn> Did someone say hot 10 year olds?
[13:15] <SneakyPie> Go home Vallorn, you're drunk.
[13:15] <Rock> NO they are adults
[13:15] <Lord_Mountbatten> You need to be sure about this
[13:15] <SneakyPie> Glad we cleared that up, Rock

[LS13]

Oh no, they are a rival organisation. CUT signs have even spacing between all the letters if they can help it, and aren't black.

The sign on the CUT headquarters is connected. Also, once you've seen it it doesn't matter how spaced out you make it... we tried and we still can't unsee it.

[Invunarble]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my extraordinary and excellent review of Spec Ops: The Line, the newest first person third person erotic fanfiction racing RPG on the market.

Spoiler! :

[16:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: apparently there's a first person war shooter with an actually good story
[16:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: ermagerd
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: Spec Ops: The Line
[16:23] <M477> ...
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: eh never been a fan of that game
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Oh, and of course M4 comes zooming along when someone mentions Spec Ops
[16:23] <M477> Sirrus, what f*cked up sources do you listen to?
[16:23] <M477> THIRD PERSON
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: it's third person?
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: my bad
[16:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: <sets ping keywords to "Spec Ops: The Line"
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Like watch, I bet this will ping M4
[16:24] <M477> And Invun, it's my inaccuracies detector
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Spec Ops: The Line
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Spec Ops: The Line
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i thought i read that it was first
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i do know that it takes place in 1886
[16:24] <M477> *twitch*
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: ...
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and it stars abraham lincoln
[16:24] <M477> Someone get my shotgun
[16:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: and abrahams best friend is a cross dresser
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: as he fights nazi hitler
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: The main antagonist is a dead hooker
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: hilter is a nazi sirrus
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: with a lampshade on her head
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: nazi zombie hitler
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: while wearing a tutu
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: hi sti
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: o/
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: sti we're messing with m477's inaccuracie detector
[16:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: sorry about earlier, issues with Java
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: hm?
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Spec Ops: The Line
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: sucks
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: lolololol
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: about abraham lincoln fighting nazi hitler
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and a dead hooke
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: *hooker
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: ... omaccuracy detector?
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: In the new third person erotic fanfiction racing game, Spec Ops: The Line
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: wtf typo was that...
[16:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: third person first person, invun
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: every person driving game
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Sorry, Third Person first person erotic fanfiction racing game, Spec Ops: The Line
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i think m477 hanged himself
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: It's actually a racing RPG
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Yeah, he's probably dead
[16:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and a point and click real time strategy adventure game
[16:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: actually if spec ops was like that
[16:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i'd play it
[16:28] <M477> *Deep Breaths M4... deep breaths.
[16:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: m4, did i tell you about the robot kangaroo lincoln rides?
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: So, I was playing this new third person first person erotic fanfiction racing RPG called
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Spec Ops: The Line
[16:29] <M477> Were you?
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: don't forget the robot kangaroos
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Yes, the protagonist was abraham lincoln riding a kangaroo.
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Pretty neat.
[16:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: uh oh
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: ./slay sirrussamiyaza
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i see incoming permabans
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: don't fuck with the inaccuracy detector
[16:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Back
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: invun
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: ... oh shit
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: yeah
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: run.
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: fast.
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I better get on my robotic kangaroo and ride away
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: don't forget your top hat!
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: M4 do you like spec ops?
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: And my half dead hooker
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: That shoots intercontinental ballistic eyebrows!
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and your cross dressing brother
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: Yes run.
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: its awful
[16:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: uh oh run
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: Spec Ops is a tps, therefore I do not like.
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: sti come to /gs
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: ermagerd dermerns
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: FACEPALM
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: I respect personal opinions... mostly
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I guess I have been praised for my excellent review of Spec Ops: The Line
[16:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: i was hoping he'd get mad at me
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: my favorite part is where lincoln learns that he is actually george washington reincarnated
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and george washington is the reincarnate of michael jackson
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: who traveled from the future
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Want me to spoil the end for you? Ab gets thrown into the trunk of the half dead hooker's car
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: What a cliffhanger, eh?
[16:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: and then they do it invun
[16:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Oh, then there's the part where Abe and Hitler get it on in the bunker
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: And they have a racing competition
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sti_Jo_Lew: Minecraft, y u crash?
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Remember that part sirrus?
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i loved that part
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: especially when the kangaroo joins in
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: on the race
[16:35] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Yeah, then Hitler is riding the kangaroo
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Then Hitler, the kangaroo, and Abe have a threesome going on
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] runNgun41: dont look sti
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: invun we are messed up
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: No kidding
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: <3
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: But hey, that's what happens when you play Spec Ops: The Line
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Newest First person third person erotic fanfiction racing RPG on the market
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] SirrusSamiyaza: i bet m4 is plotting our deaths
[16:36] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: He's already plotting mine
[16:37] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Oh, I should put this on the forums, it will really put light to the things this game brings to the
[16:37] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: First person third person erotic fanfiction racing rpg genre

M4 isn't going to be too fond of this.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

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[asi1998]

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This is my favorite thing on this thread XD

[Invunarble]

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That must've been a CUT conspiracy inside job on 9/11!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Yeah, this happened. Admit it, it had to be said.

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[19:54] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: You know me, I'm the sandstone tower guy, your neighbour, you've seen my skin
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: It's forest camo soldier guy
[19:55] <+Sti> The tower that looks like a penis.
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: std's would talkbout penis's
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PENIS
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: Sti that is not for global.
[19:55] <+Sti> Yes it does!
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: A CURVED ROOF DOES NOT MAKE IT A PENIS
[19:55] <+Sti> :D
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: ban ban ban
[19:55] <+Sti> It's also long and tan.
[19:55] <+SurvivalBot> [g] ilikefoxes666: Caps and subject matter.
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: IT'S SANDSTONE
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: thank you foxes :\
[19:56] <+Sti> :D
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: garret to teh rescue
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: sanssatone is not tan
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: mini mod C:
[19:56] <+Sti> It looks close enough to skin color to me!  :D
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Garretfire: there is one
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: it's white
[19:56] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: or off white
[19:56] <+Sti> lolno.
[19:57] <+SurvivalBot> [g] ziggylord: Hes
[19:57] <+Sti> it's a light tan.  :D
[19:57] <+SurvivalBot> [g] ziggylord: Hes alive
[19:57] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: IT IS NOT TAN
[19:57] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: I would not have used sandstone is sandstone was tan coloured
[19:57] <+Sti> XD
[19:57] <+Sti> So tell me, how many beaches did you ruin for your not-tan tower?  :3
[19:58] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: ...........hmmm
[19:58] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: diddn't count
[19:58] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: and I ruined nothing
[19:58] <+Sti> Was your giant tribute to Bill Clinton worth it?
[19:58] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: I was exposing the beautiful stone beneath :D
[19:59] <+Sti> If it was a dirt tower, then it might be a tribute to Tiger Woods.
[19:59] <+SurvivalBot> [g] Demonnaruto21: XD
[19:59] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: But then I could only make it three blocks high HAHAHAA
[20:00] <+Sti> If that's the case, then who is your tower a tribute to?
[20:00] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: It's a tribute to MAGIC, hence themaincs academy for magical and arcane sciences
[20:00] <+Sti> Ah, so that's how people in medieval times did it.
[20:00] <+SurvivalBot> [g] ziggylord: Lol
[20:01] <+Sti> Instead of a little blue pill, they got a wizard to make some pretty blue lights with their minds.
[20:01] <+SurvivalBot> [g] goofyfunny739: ???
[20:01] <+SurvivalBot> [g] themainc: You sir, are crude
[20:01] <+Sti> Why thank you!  :D

[random980]

*text*

Best thing ive read on here in a long time XD

[Invunarble]

hey i am from planet minecraft can i pls have op

Spoiler! :

[18:55] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: hello i am from planet minecraft
[18:56] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: adminstaror? on
[18:56] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Ah, mind sharing your 11 digit verification code?
[18:56] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: ok
[18:56] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: wait
[18:57] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: I mean, surely you have it memorized.. how else would you log on to the staff page?
[18:57] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Welcome, whazzup_joe
[18:57] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Planet minecraft you say?
[18:58] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: ok
[18:58] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: here it is
[18:58] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: 8 3 9 1 9 6 5 1 3 4 7
[18:58] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: K, entering it in to the system
[18:58] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i did
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Uhm.. I don't know if there's an easy way to tell you this.. but
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: I believe you lost your job ._.
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Unless you typed it wrong..
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Hue hue hue, FIRRREED
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: DF
[18:59] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: please wait
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: what system are you doing
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Unfortunately, you've already lost your job
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: The user browser on ts's staff headquarters
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Planet Minecraft don't want you no mo
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: *planet minecraft
[19:00] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: lol bad typo
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Oh be nice Invun, I'm sure he just mistyped the code
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: A lot of staff have trouble with that one
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Okay, double check the numbers you used
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: We could use some testing!
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: 8 3 9 1 9 6 5 1 3 4 7
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Shame that the code is one time use only, looks like your job is obliterated
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: that is my number
[19:01] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: through my email
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: 8 3 9 1 9 6 5 1 3 4 7
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: entering it in
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: OK Foxes, punch that in
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Yeah, It doesn't appear to be working
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: give
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: give me the website
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: looooading...
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: your going on
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Well, you have to be logged in to do it, and I'm not giving you my code..
[19:02] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Please update to the most recent version of Windows to proceed
[19:03] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Shush Invun, quit your trolling
[19:03] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We're trying to help this guy
[19:03] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I'm serious too man, he's gotta update
[19:04] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: I would tell you my staff ID, but you could be a scammer
[19:04] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Not risking it
[19:05] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Okay, sorry flip
[19:05] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: You no longer work for Planet Minecraft
[19:06] <Dave>
[19:06] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: OK, let me check
[19:06] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: We're here for you in this time of need
[19:06] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: umm
[19:06] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i talk
[19:06] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i call them
[19:07] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: they say i have no been fired
[19:07] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: ???
[19:07] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: can i just do a quick review and survey
[19:07] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: You need to update to the most recent version of Windows, first
[19:07] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: window 8?
[19:08] <Dave> windows 9
[19:08] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i have window 2000
[19:08] <Dave> windows 8 is so last week
[19:08] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Sorry sir, you are not on the most recent version of Windows (TM)
[19:08] <Dave> windows 2000? i have windows ME
[19:08] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Access Denied
[19:08] <SurvivalBot> [n] eggster: What
[19:09] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: Other server let me review it quickly
[19:09] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: let me just review this server and go on pleas
[19:09] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: I mean, anyone can write a review on a server..
[19:09] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Sorry sir, you need to be on the most recent version of Windows to review our server
[19:10] <Dave> Sir, I don't think java supports Windows 2000.
[19:11] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: and im bringing and adminstrator of planet minecraft ok, please wait
[19:11] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: thatguy
[19:12] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: is the adminstrator
[19:12] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: wat is the promblem here
[19:12] <Dave> Sir, what is your pmc 25 digit verification code?
[19:12] <Dave> that is the only way you can prove you're pmc
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: adminestaror on ?
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Two are, at the moment.
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: eggster and serubin323
[19:13] <Dave> I'm an admin, how can I help?
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: 3
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: and Dave!
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: Hes a Junior admin BLAHHH
[19:13] <Dave> lolnop
[19:13] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: xD
[19:14] <Dave> seru get with the times mang
[19:14] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: i need to get op am from platnet minecraft to review this server plz
[19:14] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: Can we please have your 11 digit PMC code?
[19:14] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Just wanna make sure you're valid and all
[19:14] <Dupe> They're letting the ol' grammar slip over at PM these days.
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: 8 7 5 6 8 5 5 4 6 8 5
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: Entering it in :3
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: i did
[19:15] <Dave> checking now
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: But I have to check, thatguy.
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: You could just be a scammer
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: *cough* Excuse me
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: am the admin of planet minecraft
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: You seem like a legit guy
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: he is the admin
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i am the worker
[19:16] <Dave> i see
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Shouldn't you be monitoring your site for griefers instead of bothering us?
[19:16] <Dave> only one worker?
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Infact, I see one on there now
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we have 110 people working
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: Cyprezz?
[19:16] <Dave> i would need to see more than one worker to prove your validity
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: Thatguy? Does the name Cyprezz mean anything to you
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: yes and we have some complant at this server
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Oh yeah, what's the complant?
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: complant?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: abuse admin
[19:17] <Dave> and what complant at this server might this be?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: ...?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: abuse admin
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: Ehem?? Thatguy?? Does the name Cyprezz mean anything?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: What does that even mean?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Can you explain "abuse admin" to us?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We take complants very seriously
[19:17] <Dupe> They were too angry at us to construct a legible sentence?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: wait
[19:17] <Dave> define:abuse admin
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: it a robot
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: you guys are banning people for no reason
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: cyprezz
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: and um you guys abuse them by harrasing
[19:18] <Dave> cyprezz is a robot?
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: the planet minecraft ascoot
[19:18] <Dave> ah, now it makes sense
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: plz i dont have much time
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Well, thanks for letting us know. We'll deal with these abusive admins
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i had other server to go
[19:19] <Dave> am i an abusive admin?
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: no give me op i need to inspect this server
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: no we can't not go until we review it and ask you question
[19:19] <Dave> and what will you do with op?
[19:19] <Dupe> Ask away
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: ply around and check thinngs
[19:20] <Dave> what things?
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: and make sure thing are working in order
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: I can give you the grand tour if you like, it only takes 12 hours
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We're a pretty big place
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: give me creative
[19:20] <Dave> thatguy, what thing?
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Well no, we'd have to walk
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: No flying in our survival server
[19:20] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: you guys are harrasment
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: well were not here to survive
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: I AM HARASSMENT INCARNATE
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we're reviewing it and you guys are scare
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Stop it Dave, you're scare
[19:21] <Dupe> We are become scare
[19:21] <Dave> sorry haxx, i'll stop being scare
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Well we can't exactly turn on creative mode in survival
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: That'd take so much work
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: are u op
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Dave should know, he's admin
[19:21] <Dave> but you must stop be harasment
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Fine
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we are not harrasment
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: dave we need a private talk
[19:21] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we just doing our job
[19:22] <Dave> what about thatguy?
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: he to
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: is is the adminstrator of planet minecraft
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: he
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: i need op to inspect this server is our job!!!!
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: please
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: What will you be inspecting?
[19:22] <Dave> well as i asked earlier, what will you be doing with op?
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we get 8 dollar per server we inspect
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: this server
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: so make this fast for us
[19:22] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: You'll have to be more specific.
[19:23] <Dave> yes, we dont give op out to anyone without good reasoning
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: ahhhhhhh i dont have time for this
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We've heard the old "inspect the server" excuse so many times
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: we are here to do our job
[19:23] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we inspect the place
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: You here to check our RAM usage?
[19:24] <Dave> how do you inspect it?
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: and your plugins
[19:24] <Dave> will you be checking TPS?
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: we wil ply around to check up on placess
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: see if stuff do auto complection and if your plugins have virus
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: that why we neep OP
[19:24] <Dave> will you check our TPS?
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Okay, Dave will fax you guys over a copy of our technical information
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Did you guys update to the most recent version of windows yet?
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: no i will do /plugins
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: YES
[19:25] <Dave> sure haxx - what is your fax no.?
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: yes
[19:25] <Dave> that was amazing
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: You did /plugins?!?!
[19:25] <Dave> you updated windows without logging out
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: What an excellent solution!
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: yeS
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Why didn't we think of that yet?
[19:25] <Dave> what??!!
[19:25] <Dave> there's a /plugins now???
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: We suggested faxing info to them, but they can just do /plugins!?!?!!?
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Well I had no idea.
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: UMMM sorry no
[19:26] <Dave> :OOO
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: See, that's why these guys are here
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we do /help
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: if u guys dont give us op this server will be suspended for a week
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: :OOOOO
[19:26] <Dave> tjatguy
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: They know their stuff
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: and we can see the plugins
[19:26] <Dave> thatguy*
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: How do you suspend our server? with /plugins?
[19:26] <Dave> could you check our TPS level?
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: or wores perm
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Don't wores out our perms please!
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we're not we just gonna report to head admin
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: do you want the head admin to come
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: I thought thatguy was the head admin
[19:27] <Dave> yes
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Oh, you should also report to him how to use /plugins
[19:27] <Dave> i would oike to meet him
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Us staff never knew how to use that prior to you telling us about that
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: i am not head admin am jr admin
[19:27] <Dave> ahh right
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: You said you were the owner of planet minecrat
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: f
[19:27] <Dave> :O
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: See, now I can't even spell
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Do you know how to make commands such as /plugins
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: ?
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we say he was the admin
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Look what you did
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: am jr admin
[19:27] <Dave> Invun i dont
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Yeah, I don't know how to use /plugins either do you guys know how to use it?
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: am getting the head admin to deal with this
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Okay, we'll talk to him
[19:28] <Dave> thatguy could you get head admin?
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I'll talk to that head admin fella about his silly little /plugins command
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Because it's not working
[19:28] <Dave> i would like to speak to him, what is his name?
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: lazyguy
[19:28] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: lazyguy345
[19:29] <Dave> ah right
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Oh, he sounds like a pretty nice guy
[19:29] <Dave> sounds pretty active
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: one moment he will be here
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Does he code custom plugins?
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Hey there mister head admin sir!
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: hello
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Hiya
[19:29] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I'd like to report a fault with your plugin you designated to us
[19:29] <Dave> Invun, noone can code CUSTOM plugins, they are way too complicated
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: See, we were unaware of the usage of /plugins
[19:30] <Dave> oh hello head admin
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: my staff seem to have promblem here
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: what is the promblem
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Yeah, mister head admin sir, we're having issues with /plugins
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We have a complaint about your staff actually
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: They've been very abrupt and their spelling is just awful
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I also suspect none of them even lift
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: I would seriously considering letting them go
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: see, they've ruined my grammar
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Also, they are designating unuseful plugin commands to us such as /plugins
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: there is no suck thing as /plugins
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: such
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: im so sory
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Well, inform your staff of that!
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: ok this is getting rediciluos
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Well then your staff have been lying to us
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Having deceitful staff is never health
[19:31] <Dave> :O
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: healthy*
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: no we;re not
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: See, you guys are degrading my grammar as well
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we are not lying
[19:31] <Dave> lazyguy
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: How does /plugins work then?
[19:31] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: yes
[19:32] <Dave> do you know who i am?
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Invun you heard him, there is no /plugins
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble:
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: admin they told me
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: It's an urban legend
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: But they told me there was a /plugins
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: OMG
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: they told me that they accidenly type that
[19:32] <Dave> no, i'm an admin on planet minecraft
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: they mean /help
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: /plugins work, genius!
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: so hey can check plugins
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: works
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: bull crap wat ur real name
[19:32] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: So much for my grammer.
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: Dave what is your code
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Well, uneducated staff is also unhealthy to have for your team
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I'd recommend firing them
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: See how suspicious they are of you Dave?
[19:33] <Dave> "Dave" is my reel nam
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I mean, they typoed /plugins?!?!
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: And yet, they ask us to trust them
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] smartcookie_16: hello
[19:33] <Dave> lazyguy, my code is 910471932165
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: whats all this then
[19:33] <Dave> foxes, could you check that for me?
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Rock, they told us we can use a command called /plugins!
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: And it doesn't work!
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: now i can see you guys are harrasment, this server will be shutdown
[19:33] <SurvivalBot> [n] lazyguy345: GoodDAy
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Why are we all harassment?
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: really why doesn't it work
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I don't want to are harassment
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Oh dear, and I was trying not to be harrasment.
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: it should work
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: see
[19:34] <Dave> we are harrasment? OH NOES!
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: it wasn't my fault
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Haxx man why did you harassment? now we're going to be shut down!
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: we do what admin tell us
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: You lied to us, flipside
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: ok this is it this server will be ban perm by tomorow u guys are so rediuluos
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: All I wanted to do was try /plugins, but now I can never do that again
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We should report you to MCbans
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: that isn't even english
[19:34] <Dave> oh no we are rediuluos
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: um we have bad grammar cause we are not from America
[19:34] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: u cant ban an planet minecraft admin
[19:35] <Dupe> I think it's a Moroccan term
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Wait, thatguy, can you tell us why we are so redilulous
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: OK, reporting both of you naughty boys to MCBans right now.
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: We are redonculous..
[19:35] <Dave> guys we must run before they ban us
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] smartcookie_16: II
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: we can't ban a planet minecraft admin can we
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: who is the admin
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: no
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: lazyguy
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I don't want to be bannded I just wanted to use /plugins
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: he is head
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: u wont give me op when i simply ask u to
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: is /help
[19:35] <Dave> i am clearly the admin rock.
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: But I can't even use it without be harassment
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Would you give me op if I asked you on your server?
[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] RockBeefchest: seriously if there is an admin from planet who is it its important
[19:35] <Dave> haxx i would
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: yes if it for a sepfic thing
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: yes lazyguy
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Why are you telling us to do sepfic things, though?
[19:36] <Dave> this sepfic thing is epix
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Awesome, well I can give your server an inspection if you give me op there
[19:36] <Dave> okay
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Lord, you missed one
[19:36] <Dave> thatguy
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: it wasnt his fault
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: But he was admin Lord!
[19:36] <Dave> or flipside
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: lazy
[19:36] <Dave> could you review my server please?
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: is admin
[19:36] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: can i just review it
[19:37] <Dave> ip is [REDACTED]
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: so i can tell lazyguy that is done
[19:37] <Dave> i will give you op
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: op where
[19:37] <Dave> on my server
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i am doing on this serve
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: can i also has op?
[19:37] <Dave> ip is [REDACTED]
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I'm from Planet Minecraft too
[19:37] <Dave> yes
[19:37] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: You can't use the address, you have to log in with the IP
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: That one Dave posted
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: oh my gosh
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: i have another server
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: to go
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Wait! nooo!
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: Oh, that's a shame, we really needed that inspection
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: That's rediuluous for you to leave us!
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: is not our fault
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: you guys are making it har
[19:38] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Leave now or I ban you too
[19:38] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: please do
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: it will be shutdown
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: perm
[19:39] <@Lord_Mountbatten> lol
[19:39] <Dave> lol
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: lol
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] serubin323: lol
[19:39] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Go ahead, we'll be right here waiting
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: OK, you can have op if you tell us where you got those hacked accounts from
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] ilikefoxes666: lolicopter
[19:39] <SurvivalBot> [n] flipsidebeach: yea diffently hack?

[Godavari]

[19:35] <SurvivalBot> [n] thatguy111111: u wont give me op when i simply ask u to

What an injustice.

[asi1998]

[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Yeah, mister head admin sir, we're having issues with /plugins
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We have a complaint about your staff actually
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: They've been very abrupt and their spelling is just awful
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I also suspect none of them even lift

THIS made my day XD

[aflycon]

"I AM HARASSMENT INCARNATE" made my spit my drink on my desk, I was laughing so hard. :c

aflycon: sup m8
Blackadder51: suo
aflycon: is there multiplayer for saints row 3?
Blackadder51: i think so like co op
aflycon: wanna check it out?
Blackadder51: haha oh man I swear Im not making shit up
aflycon: inb4 making shit up
Blackadder51: I am getting ready foir the work zxmas party
Blackadder51: But I would love to
aflycon: bull shit! they don't even celebrate that holiday in australia
Blackadder51: :O
Blackadder51: HOW DO YOU KNOW
aflycon: I AM ALL-KNOWING
Blackadder51: OUR SANTA HAS BOARD SHORTS
Blackadder51: AND SURFS
aflycon: YOUR SANTA IS A LIE
Blackadder51: WHAT DOES YOU PUSSY SANTA DO
Blackadder51: EAT COOKIES LIKE THE FAT FUCK HE IS
aflycon: HE FUCKIN FLIES N SHIT HAS REINDEER N SHIT

[tanisjihanis]

I officially love this thread again.

[vallorn]

Good old Blackadder. The man has one hell of a sense of humour.

[random980]

[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: Yeah, mister head admin sir, we're having issues with /plugins
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: We have a complaint about your staff actually
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] haxxorzd00d: They've been very abrupt and their spelling is just awful
[19:30] <SurvivalBot> [n] Invunarble: I also suspect none of them even lift

THIS made my day XD

I second that

[vallorn]

I think I could probably have handled this better...

[02:06] <Dave> hello
[02:06] <Vallorn> PopoHi.avi
[02:07] <Vallorn> Hello Dave
[02:07] <Vallorn> Do you have some fava beans and a nice chianti?
[02:07] == SurvivalBot [~bot@escapecraft.com] has joined #mods
[02:07] <Dave> yes.
[02:08] <Dave> are you jealous?
[02:08] <Vallorn> Then il bring some salad and rice and we have ourselves a nice picnic date
[02:08] <Dave> ._.
[02:08] <Dave> when and where?
[02:08] <Dave> <3
[02:09] <Vallorn> I was thinking meet up in the grand canyon area sometime in spring
[02:10] <Vallorn> Who knows I might even take a look at your 5' floppy disk
[02:10] <Dave> erm
[02:10] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: Hi Dave
[02:10] <Dave> *runs*
[02:10] <Dave> hello Tyrese
[02:10] <Vallorn> NOOOO COME BACK
[02:10] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: This sounds odd.
[02:11] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: Should I be backing away, Dave
[02:11] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: ?
[02:11] <Dave> please save me from vallorn
[02:11] <Dave> DONT LEAVE ME WITH HIM D:
[02:11] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: I don't think I'm going to get involved...
[02:11] <Vallorn> Hush loverboy
[02:11] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: D:
[02:11] <Dave> D:
[02:11] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: ABORT CONVERSATION
[02:12] <Vallorn> ABANDON THREAD!
[02:12] == Dave has changed nick to Tyrese
[02:12] <Vallorn> ...
[02:12] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: Indeed
[02:12] <Tyrese> vall i larve u
[02:12] <Vallorn> DAVES A SHAPESHIFTER
[02:12] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: Wait what
[02:12] == Tyrese has changed nick to Dave
[02:12] <Vallorn> Tyrese I didnt know you cared
[02:12] <Dave> :O Tyrese
[02:12] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: I'm sure Future Shift was supposed to have been retired/cuboided :S
[02:13] <Dave> that's so sweet :')
[02:13] <Vallorn> I wouldnt mind cuboiding your shift
[02:13] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: D:
[02:13] <Dave> anyway as you two seem to love eachother i shall leave you to ir
[02:13] <Dave> it*
[02:13] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: No, Dave!
[02:13] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: Daaaaave
[02:13] <Dave> MUAHAHAHA!
[02:13] <Vallorn> Hush. we dont need him
[02:13] <Dave> brb breakfast
[02:14] <SurvivalBot> [m] TyreseEngineer: :S
[02:14] <Vallorn> Oh hush now Tyrese

[TyrasEngineer]

This was a disturbing thing to experience as soon as you log in.

[andy25100]

This was a disturbing thing to experience as soon as you log in.

You should be honoured, Vall doesn't try to gain access to everyone's 5' floppy disk.

[tanisjihanis]

Hahaha, that was great

[M3lancholy]

Is this normal?

Spoiler! :

<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Er
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: wut
<M477> ... mature.
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: im so funny
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Awkward.
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: The tone has been lowered.
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: See me laugh at this funny shizz.
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: who were you even talking too ._.
<SurvivalBot> [g] asi1998: I passed a flu test yesterday so i feel like shizz as well
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: the guy who said that sucks
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: apparently i have bronchitis right now
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: and it sucks
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: Quite a few things suck, ticks, parasites, life, you name it.
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: your mum
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Don't forget vacuum cleaners.
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: Aaaand tone goes down again.
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: Crass to the full it seems.
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Qwerty, mind not being a jerk?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Out of interest Qwerty, do you have "Swag"?
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: not quite sure...
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Alright. I was just curious :3
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: can i say another immature joke
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: It would be nice if you didn't
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: oh D:
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: No, you've reached your awful joke quota for the day
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: but i had a good one for "im just curious"
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Was it "so was your mum last night"?
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: If so, it's bad and you should feel bad
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: no it was "so was your mum last night"
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: ..
<M477> ...
<SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: you are a bad reader
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: You can go ahead and stop now
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: im gonna stop now...
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Good
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Look what you did to poor wheelis
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: just ask if you need more like your mum
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: Lets not.
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: You broke wheelis, qwerty
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: YEs
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: He took me ten years to build
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: so QWERTY breaks wheels?
<SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: Apparently so
<SurvivalBot> [g] M3lancholy: huh, keyboards are multi-funtional then
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: so is
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: He was a robotic clone of Bruce Willis with wheels.
<SurvivalBot> [g] qwertyplayyaa: your
<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Bruce Wheelis.

[Godavari]

<SurvivalBot> [g] haxxorzd00d: Bruce Wheelis.

[J4Numbers]

Is this normal?

Pretty much.

[Gannondorf1000]

This is one of the many reasons I love and stick by this community. LONG LIVE THE ESCAPECRAFT DERP!

[davejavu]

Vallorn scarred me for life...

[asi1998]

This is one of the many reasons I love and stick by this community. LONG LIVE THE ESCAPECRAFT DERP!

[vallorn]

Vallorn scarred me for life...

Only 1 life? (Note to self. must scar deeper)

[vallorn]

Thread related: http://www.escapecraft.net/phpBB3/viewt ... f=8&t=8864

[09:32] <Vallorn> ...
[09:32] <Vallorn> MY LAPTOP SCARES ME
[09:32] <Vallorn> Turned it on to check the error before disasembling it
[09:32] <Vallorn> it started up PERFECTLY
[09:32] <Vallorn> ITS POSSESSED!
[09:33] <Vallorn> *Flees babbling like a crazy man*
[09:36] <Vallorn> Not joking this thing is running perfectly,,,
[09:36] <Vallorn> What the french toast was wrong with it yesterday!?
[09:38] <Vallorn> M4numbers
[09:39] <Vallorn> EXPLAQIN
[09:39] <M4Numbers> *eh, heh, hem...*
[09:40] <M4Numbers> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/ori ... aliens.jpg
[09:40] <Vallorn> Seems legit
[09:41] <M4Numbers> As if I'd lie to such a sterling fellow as yourself.
[09:41] <M4Numbers> It was quite obviously Aliens.

[Iron_Fang]

Vallorn scarred me for life...

Only 1 life? (Note to self. must scar deeper)

Scarception?

[Spyboticsguy]

He will scar the lives of your unborn children.