Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Invunarble]

You can clearly tell by the recent influx of posts that mod chat is constantly a bastion of maturity and seriousness where only important confidential business is held and never any nonsensical shenanigans occur. Ever. At all.

[Invunarble]

See, just look how serious of a place mod chat is. Our conversations go from discussing serious, important stuff to the worst possible subject ever: Pokemon puns.

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Apr 11 14:47:46 <Sti|work> God dammit.
Apr 11 14:48:00 <Sti|work> Went to go click into #mods tab and type "Whoo"
Apr 11 14:48:07 <Sti|work> closed the tab instead. :/
Apr 11 14:48:37 <Invun> lol
Apr 11 14:48:47 <Invun> That's why I stopped using the built in IRC client
Apr 11 14:48:53 <Invun> kept misclicking from time to time and closed my tabs
Apr 11 14:49:16 <Sti|work> Meh, too lazy to get a irc client.
Apr 11 14:49:26 <Invun> Get X-Chat 2, it's the shit
Apr 11 14:49:30 <Sti|work> Random question, what's a good site for gaming news?
Apr 11 14:49:35 <Invun> IGN?
Apr 11 14:49:39 <Sti|work> Meh.
Apr 11 14:49:42 <Invun> do eeet
Apr 11 14:49:50 <Sti|work> Half of it is stuff about movies/TV
Apr 11 14:50:02 <Invun> Just gave that off the top of my head, I often end up finding myself looking at walkthroughs there for console games
Apr 11 14:50:18 <Sti|work> Man, I haven't used a walkthrough in ages
Apr 11 14:50:35 <Sti|work> Last one I did was pokemon ruby to figure out how to get a certain legendary. . .
Apr 11 14:50:41 <Invun> As Lord would say, I'm just one of those people who can't win without crutches and drugs
Apr 11 14:50:51 <Haxx> Latios/as is a goddamn bitch
Apr 11 14:51:00 <Sti|work> not as bad as the regis
Apr 11 14:51:08 <Invun> Oh no, a pokemon conversation I cannot relate to, must flee the scene
Apr 11 14:51:15 <Sti|work> regice, regirock, and umm...
Apr 11 14:51:16 <Haxx> Yo dawg I herd u liek Braille
Apr 11 14:51:19 <Sti|work> forget the metal one's name
Apr 11 14:51:21 <Sti|work> Right?
Apr 11 14:51:22 <Haxx> Registeel
Apr 11 14:51:31 <Sti|work> And you have to do some random shit to get to them
Apr 11 14:51:31 <Tjololo12> isn't there some mudkips thing?
Apr 11 14:51:42 <Sti|work> Like use Fly while indoors or something. . .
Apr 11 14:51:43 <Haxx> I herd u liek them TJ
Apr 11 14:51:43 <Invun> AAAH POKEMON CONVERSATION WHY AM I STILL HERE
Apr 11 14:51:46 * Tyrese has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Apr 11 14:51:53 <Tjololo12> That's the one haxx
Apr 11 14:52:00 <Haxx> One down
Apr 11 14:52:07 <Haxx> Who else will fall to the 'mon
Apr 11 14:52:14 <Tjololo12> praise him
Apr 11 14:52:22 <Invun> I attempt to do conversation that is not pokemon related, but then suddenly POKEMON EVERYWHERE
Apr 11 14:52:25 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] :s There's a deer stuck in our garden again
Apr 11 14:52:41 <Invun> Yes yes yes good SMW, change the subject so they don't talk about pokemon again
Apr 11 14:53:03 <Sti|work> Isn't there a new legendary that looks like a deer?
Apr 11 14:53:04 <Haxx> I'll start using the é just to piss you off
Apr 11 14:53:09 <Haxx> Pokémon
Apr 11 14:53:10 <Sti|work> HAHA SCREW YOU INVUN
Apr 11 14:53:11 <Haxx> CORRECTNESS
Apr 11 14:53:19 <Invun> ::::(((((
Apr 11 14:53:24 <Invun> :'((((((
Apr 11 14:53:26 <Sti|work> Holy spider face batman
Apr 11 14:53:27 <Tjololo12> Hey guys, have you gotten pokemon blue yet? *slowpoke.jpg*
Apr 11 14:53:28 <Haxx> Yeah there's a Y-shaped deer thingy
Apr 11 14:53:33 <Sti|work> silly Tj
Apr 11 14:53:40 <Haxx> Yaevxeaexas or something
Apr 11 14:53:42 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] More deer?
Apr 11 14:53:45 <Sti|work> The fuck
Apr 11 14:54:01 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] What's wrong with Standtler or whatever the fuck it was called?
Apr 11 14:54:02 <Sti|work> Use real words Japan
Apr 11 14:54:10 <Sti|work> Stantler was win.
Apr 11 14:54:16 <Sti|work> Not as win as Swampert.
Apr 11 14:54:16 <Haxx> Have you seen the retarded-looking new Mewtwo evolution/devolution/offspring/shitty spin-off?
Apr 11 14:54:21 <Sti|work> Yeah....
Apr 11 14:54:23 <Tjololo12> I tried to sell my pokemon cards once...nobody bought them XD
Apr 11 14:54:27 <Sti|work> lols
Apr 11 14:54:28 <Haxx> Fuck yeah Swampert
Apr 11 14:54:32 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] I didn't think it looked too bad
Apr 11 14:54:36 <Sti|work> Most OP starter ever
Apr 11 14:54:39 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] Depends what the whole story behind it is
Apr 11 14:54:44 <Haxx> True
Apr 11 14:54:55 <Sti|work> Only weakness is grass? ICE BEAM!
Apr 11 14:54:55 <Haxx> Please let it be called Mewthree. I will laugh.
Apr 11 14:55:05 <Sti|work> Mewtres
Apr 11 14:55:09 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] NewMew
Apr 11 14:55:11 <Tjololo12> Only weakness is grass? CONFUSION!
Apr 11 14:55:14 <Tjololo12> always confusion
Apr 11 14:55:14 <Haxx> Mew and Moltres got jiggy
Apr 11 14:55:19 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] Mewtation
Apr 11 14:55:23 <Haxx> Wohoho
Apr 11 14:55:32 <Sti|work> I just facepalmed so fucking hard
Apr 11 14:55:47 <EnigmaBot> [m] [SMWasder] Mewmatoid Arthritis
Apr 11 14:55:55 <Sti|work> Yahoo sure is hating on Windows 8 lately
Apr 11 14:55:56 <Tjololo12> Pokepuns
Apr 11 14:56:02 <Invun> This is horrible
Apr 11 14:56:09 <Invun> Not only is it pokemon now, but pokepuns
Apr 11 14:56:15 <Invun> Just fucking shoot me already please
Apr 11 14:56:17 <Invun> please
Apr 11 14:56:20 <Invun> PLEASEE
Apr 11 14:56:24 <Sti|work> Hmm . . .
Apr 11 14:56:28 <Tjololo12> I wish I knew more pokemon, I'd come up with actual puns
Apr 11 14:56:30 <Haxx> There's Pokémore where that came from
Apr 11 14:56:32 <Sti|work> Trying to think of a pokemon that has guns.
Apr 11 14:56:39 <Haxx> Blastoise
Apr 11 14:56:40 <Tjololo12> blastoise?
Apr 11 14:56:42 <Sti|work> That Magmar evo has cannons.
Apr 11 14:56:42 <Tjololo12> XD
Apr 11 14:56:44 <Sti|work> Right!
Apr 11 14:56:44 <Haxx> Fuckin' cannons

[Gannondorf1000]

I'm just glad there is nothing of me. *fingers crossed*

[Flux04]

Not sure if intentional... or accidental.... >_>

[RobipodSupreme]

definitely accidental. Strangely enough my family isn't that open.

[TEKNOVIRUS]

Epic flunking fail robi XD

[DuplicateValue]

Considering N isn't even that near L on a keyboard, this raises all sorts of questions.

Questions that should never be answered.

[MrWhales]

Considering N isn't even that near L on a keyboard, this raises all sorts of questions.

Questions that should never be answered.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

[RobipodSupreme]

Yeah... I'm not sure how I did it.

[vallorn]

Considering N isn't even that near L on a keyboard, this raises all sorts of questions.

Questions that should never be answered.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

[RobipodSupreme]

o.o

[SMWasder]

I wasn't sure it was possible to make that more disturbing, but you seem to have managed it.

[vallorn]

I wasn't sure it was possible to make that more disturbing, but you seem to have managed it.

your quite welcome.

[Invunarble]

o_0

[MrWhales]

Hue hue hue.

[Invunarble]

I'm just so on fire today with my super killa wizza verses goin down in Mod Chat.

Spoiler! :

May 13 15:21:30 <Spyboticsguy> sperbotergui AWAY
May 13 15:24:46 <Invun> sperbotergui the wizza
May 13 15:24:51 <Invun> prepare yourselves for his killa verse
May 13 15:25:37 <Invun> i'm sperbotergui yes I'm the real sperbotergui
May 13 15:25:48 <Invun> all you other sperboters are just ermerterterng
May 13 15:26:02 <Invun> so won't the real slim sperboter please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
May 13 15:26:21 <Invun> sperboter don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
May 13 15:26:23 <SurvivalBot> [m] robipodsupreme: *stands up*
May 13 15:26:25 <Invun> but I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
May 13 15:26:36 <SurvivalBot> [m] robipodsupreme: *sits down again*
May 13 15:26:37 <Invun> you think I give a damn about a grammy, half you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
May 13 15:26:48 <Hytro> Tjololo12, the cd did not boot... just got regular windows password screen...
May 13 15:26:48 <Invun> but sper, what if he werns, wouldn't it be werd?
May 13 15:27:10 <Invun> why, so u guise can all just get me here, so you can sit me there next to Tjololo12
May 13 15:27:27 <Invun> shit, christina agilera better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
May 13 15:27:36 <SurvivalBot> [m] robipodsupreme: (what's going on?)
May 13 15:27:45 <Invun> sorry, I was just on fire there

bro al u guiz rn't evn on my levl

[RobipodSupreme]

Just me getting confused, and Tj giving tech support, in the background....

[Tehbeard]

<Lord_Mountbatten> A new internet law is needed
<Lord_Mountbatten> Unless it already exists
<Lord_Mountbatten> "Whenever a choice is given with a clear favourite the likelihood of people being called a "sheep" or "sheeple" approaches 1"
<tehbeard> (Commander) Shepard's Law?

[Invunarble]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite law on the Citadel.

[Invunarble]

D: The chat thread is dying, quickly we must revive it!

Spoiler! :

Jun 17 17:55:59 <Hydrox> *sigh*
Jun 17 17:56:03 <Hydrox> i should go to bed ...
Jun 17 17:56:12 <Hydrox> but i made a mess on my bed earlier ...
Jun 17 17:56:32 <Invun> o_o
Jun 17 17:56:37 <Hydrox> paper everywhere
Jun 17 17:56:39 <SurvivalBot> [m] Hytro: >.>
Jun 17 17:56:44 <Invun> Oh, I misinterpretted that
Jun 17 17:56:47 <Invun> Phew
Jun 17 17:56:50 <Hydrox> :)
Jun 17 17:56:50 <SurvivalBot> [m] Hytro: I think we all did
Jun 17 17:56:57 <Hydrox> i think that was intended
Jun 17 17:57:05 <SurvivalBot> [m] Hytro: Most likely

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Why the regret?

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[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: I'll get closer to you
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] dragon67845: i am the king of zins pants
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] dragon67845: that sounds wrong
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] dragon67845: im regretting saying that
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: Yes dragon, yes you are
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Zinrius: look for the scepter, it's there somewhere

[haxxorzd00d]

Young people and computers:

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[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] treyofsay: what kind of router do u have?
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] fuzzy_turtle26: no idea
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] treyofsay: whats your provider?
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] fuzzy_turtle26: windows
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] treyofsay: for internet
[16:43] <SurvivalBot> [g] fuzzy_turtle26: google crome
[16:44] <SurvivalBot> [g] treyofsay: ...

[RobipodSupreme]

Without irc I can't directly quote a conversation on the temp server, but it was along the lines of

ShawdoeCrerter: My shaft is rapidly approaching Cake's hole

[Invunarble]

"google crome, give me internets plzplzplzplzplz"

[ShadowCreator]

ShawdoeCrerter: My shaft is rapidly approaching Cake's hole

/facepalm

[Tjololo12]

Admins know everything...and can even expose your softer side.

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<Haxx> You missed it all
<Tjololo12> I always miss all the things
<Tjololo12> what was it this time?
<Haxx> I wrote the Lonely Haxx in IRC poem
<Tjololo12> o_o
<Tjololo12> hold on, lemme get it :3
<Tjololo12> in which chan?
<Haxx> in here
<Tjololo12> 09:42:28 #Haxx: <3
<Tjololo12> 09:43:49 #Haxx: Once there was a weary Haxx, alone in IRC,
<Tjololo12> 09:44:00 #Haxx: Against his better judgement he composed some poetry.
<Tjololo12> 09:45:17 #Haxx: It wasn't epic, wasn't great, it wasn't even good,
<Tjololo12> 09:45:27 #Haxx: But there weren't many things to do, and this was all he could.
<Tjololo12> 09:47:12 #Haxx: Occasion'lly he clicked refresh, upon the status page,
<Tjololo12> 09:47:31 #Haxx: But there was sadly no-one new, for what seemed like an age.
<Tjololo12> 09:48:57 #Haxx: He tried to focus on his work, for risk of being fired,
<Tjololo12> 09:49:22 #Haxx: But lo, the sun beat on his brow, and made him pretty tired.
<Tjololo12> 09:51:28 #Haxx: 'Twas very little else to do but write such irksome prose,
<Tjololo12> 09:51:43 #Haxx: Haxx leaned back in his comfy chair, to yawn and scratch his nose.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Amazing.

[Invunarble]

I guess they call him the gran wizza now...

o_o

[RobipodSupreme]

I thought prose was non-poetr- oh, wait, that was prose then. Carry on.

[derigin]

There goes Invun again:

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[17:39] <Shaun> You're the new head guy, right Deri? :3
[17:40] <derigym> Yes
[17:40] <derigym> I follow in a long line of Lords, and Vals, and Tuls
[17:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: I still can't picture the words "head" and "deri" together without thinking "derigin gave head"
[17:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: all thanks to robi
[17:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: GOD DAMN IT ROBI
[17:40] <derigym> Only you, Invun.
[17:40] <Sti|work> So much progress
[17:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: ._.
[17:40] <derigym>
[17:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] ShadowCreator: i was there when drox gave deri [head] yesterday invun
[17:41] <derigym> He first gave me tail
[17:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: o_o
[17:41] <Sti|work> I don't even . . .
[17:41] <derigym> correction, [tail]
[17:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: That must be why drox was complaining about his bed being messy
[17:41] <derigym> whoah whoah, there, that's going too far
[17:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: (see amusing chat moments thread)
[17:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] Invunarble: looool
[17:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] ShadowCreator: lol