Despite the retarded spam-bot-like title, it is actually what's going on here. I basically won the internet;
http://youtu.be/XSXCfXaepLc?t=5m53s
I commented the best comment ever over on SourceFed Nerd, so I won a $0.99 app that I do not care ANYTHING for. It SOUNDS like a stupid app, but even if it weren't, I don't have an iPhone. The solution, as with all things, is to give it away to someone who may want it on Escapecraft.

So, the app in question is Anchorman 2: Scotchy Scotch Toss; https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/anchorm ... d737369037
I will apparently be getting a code to download it free, so if you have ANY interest in this shameless movie tie-in game, then post telling me so and I shall give it (when I get it) to a lucky individual to be chosen by random.org