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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 13 Apr 2011, 16:30

vallorn wrote:if they atack Nom i swear i will murder every single one of them...
Me too.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by vallorn » 13 Apr 2011, 16:33

Sir_Luke wrote:
vallorn wrote:if they atack Nom i swear i will murder every single one of them...
Me too.
you die first... :twisted:
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 13 Apr 2011, 16:57

Not if I get a helicopter, then you could rig up machine guns.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 14 Apr 2011, 16:23

Sorry guys, been a bit busy. I'm gonna try and post something soon.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 14 Apr 2011, 17:18

"I'm not leaving them... No way."
"Good, didn't want that on my conscience..." Sarge responded.

The six were piled into a chopper with two mounted gunners watching them. The chopper flew off with Dennis and landed some hours later at a military base.
Some soldiers rushed out to grab the six and directed them to their rooms with Dennis.
It was true, hundreds of armed men looking very militaristic, but they all still believed this was wrong... This couldn't be the military... They wouldn't just stand by while the city was overrun...

Each of the six had their own rooms assigned, and after they had put their things away, they were ordered to leave the building. Dennis was ordered to take them on a tour of the area, showing them areas like the target practice room, the guard towers, the cafeteria and even bathrooms. He grunted as they arrived at the cafeteria and walked off, leaving them to find a table and sit down. Around them, soldiers and other survivors ate cheerfully, so they thought it best to do the same.

They took a seat by a scrawny, tall guy in a lab coat and long trousers. He didn't look up from his meal as they sat down, and there were some moments of awkward silence.
"So you're the new guys?" The stranger asked, finally, in a soft voice.
"Yeah... We... We're glad to be here..." David responded with a fake smile.
"Don't be. Get out now. These guys aren't the real military, look at 'em! Rumour has it they took control of the base after it was overrun. Most of 'em have military training, but not the right values. It's all about them. They don't care about us..."

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 14 Apr 2011, 20:08

I call the helicopter.
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by random980 » 15 Apr 2011, 03:15

Sir_Luke wrote:I call the helicopter.
Is that flying it or using the mounted gun? otherwise i call the mounted gun, if not,
I call smacking Dennis in the head with conker first! :D
and how did a gang manage to over run a military base? unless it was abandoned?
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 15 Apr 2011, 03:29

I guess I didn't explain that properly. Basically, after the outbreak, this base was one of the first down. A bunch of the current soldiers who survived tried to take it back, but they've taken bad values now.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 15 Apr 2011, 08:55

I call the pilot seat. Now, I don't want to kill any of these guys so if at all possible lets see if we can take the chopper at night when no body's looking. And I want a SAW.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 17 Apr 2011, 06:19

Sorry about no post recently, I've been busy... again.

I'm gonna have very little time for about a week, but I'll try and post.

"If this place is so bad, why dont you leave?" David asked the stranger.
"Heh, leave? Only way I'm getting out of here is with a gun and some help. As you can see, I'm not entirely capable of putting up a good fight."
It was true, he looked pretty scrawny.
"Why can't you leave? What do you do?" Vallorn asked.
"I'm a scientist, but it's not just because of that. Nobody's allowed to leave. These guys have some weird fantasy of leading the world after this all."
"My name's James by the way. James Joseph Harry Glennon. Anyway, you should eat up. Keep your friend eating too, if they find out he's been bitten, they'll probably kick him out or experiment on him. The untrained I couldn't tell, but I've dealt with infected before... People don't seem to understand, there's a way to cure them. I discovered that there must be. What this way is, I don't know..."
David looked around at Chef and the others. "What if we got you out?"
James looked up from his meal. "Excuse me?"
"Yeah, could you help Chef if we got you out?" Luke asked.
"I... I... if you're willing to... I mean, it'd be dangerous, but I can hack most of the security codes" James warned.
"We'll do it. Tonight, we meet at the dorms, be ready to leave." Adder concluded as the seven left.

After everyone left to their rooms, Dennis caught up with the six. "By the way, we'd appreciate it if you stayed the night... We don't want people running out on us without us recording it."
The six shared looks... they knew what this meant... Dennis was gonna be extra cautious with them. Before they could talk, they were sent to their rooms which consisted of nothing but a toilet - with a curtain to cover it - an uncomfortable looking bed, a table and a couch.

As the seven lay in their beds that night, they didn't know what to do... Should they try escaping? What were the others going to do?

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a) Escape. The others will be waiting for you!
b) Stay in your bed. It's too dangerous!
c) Forget - Don't reply within 2 days.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 Apr 2011, 17:57

Alright, nobody forgot. :D

Unfortunately, I'm away and rather busy, I'll try and post tonight, but I'm not promising...
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 Apr 2011, 20:13

So sorry for this huge wait guys. I've had so little time, but I'm gonna put it up now. Thanks for being so patient!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Blackadder51 » 21 Apr 2011, 20:18

=D





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Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 Apr 2011, 20:34

Dennis whistled to himself as he made his way through the dark hallways, checking each door. The entire building was pitch black, minus the spot of light from his torch.
As he went through his nightly job of checking each room, Dennis couldn't help but think to himself that he deserved more. He had been here in the first set up, he had saved lives... he deserved something better, he deserved authority.
Dennis opened the next door, the cold metal knob squeaking as he turned it. The bed was empty. "Ello?"
He spun quickly, but it was too late. The door had slammed shut and locked on him. As Dennis scrambled for his keys, he heard other doors opening, more footsteps. "FU**!" he screamed as he reached for his radio.
"This is Dennis, we got some assholes going for a midnight snack... They locked me in one of their rooms, the bastards!"

James made his way out of the lab, quietly, his coat trailing behind him. Tonight was the night, he was gonna get out of here, but he might need a weapon.

Arogon:

a) Go to the target practice rooms. You can find a gun!
b) Continue to the main dorms, they might leave without you otherwise!


The six met up at the planned meeting spot.
"Alright," Adder began, "we're here early, but the scientist, James, is in the building next door, so we should wait a while for him. If we're lucky, he'll be here within five minutes or so. Besides, we should be fine, I locked Dennis up..."
With that, a siren screamed, blinding red lights showing up throughout the building.
"You sure we'll be fine?"

a) Hide, you gotta stay here, James will be looking for you!
b) Rush to the shooting range, grab a weapon!
c) Rush straight to the airfield and escape!


You may also mention specific things like 'I wanna go with whatever David chooses' or 'I wanna go with the majority option' or 'I'm going with this option no matter what'.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 Apr 2011, 06:12

Nearly got everyone!
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by random980 » 24 Apr 2011, 08:09

Time for some intermission entertainment, GO HERE: http://www.escapecraft.net/phpBB3/viewt ... f=5&t=2252
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 24 Apr 2011, 17:49

Uh-huh... Well, alright. :D

Also, I might just go ahead and post soon anyway. Those that haven't posted will have their decisions made for them. :D

Nothing too bad though...
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 27 Apr 2011, 03:46

OK, I have all responses. I'll probably put something up tomorrow or the day after.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 27 Apr 2011, 07:57

Do eeet, do it nooow!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 Apr 2011, 03:16

OK, I'm gonna write it now!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 Apr 2011, 04:12

"We've got to wait for James! We can't just break the plan! We just need to find somewhere to plan!" Adder yelled to the group.
"No, that's madness! We stay here, we die, simple as that. These guys are crazy, we all saw the look in Dennis's eye when he told us to stay put." Luke argued, looking to the rest of the group.
"I agree with Luke, we need weapons, how do we even know this guy will show up?" Vallorn added. Adder, dismayed, turned to the others, his eyes pleading.
"Sorry bud... but... guns." Sarge added.
"David? What do you think?" Adder asked the man. David sighed.
"Sorry Adder... but... We've gotta go."
The group got up to leave, but paused when a soft voice came up. A soft, sick voice. "I'm not going." Chef, pale and weak, was refusing to go with them. "We promised this guy we'd help him. I'm not leaving him. You can all leave, but I'm staying."
Adder turned to Chef. "Alright, hide. Do not come out until we're here. If you hear us in trouble, run. Don't put yourself in danger at all. We'll grab guns and get back here ASAP. I'll grab something for you too."

And with that, the five headed off, Nom hiding in a small room.

James knew he needed a weapon to survive. He rushed across a dark courtyard, hearing alarms start off around the complex. He swore silently.
Within moments, soldiers were rushing by, James escaping capture only by hiding in dark areas.
Finally, after what felt like an hour, but was truly only a couple of minutes, James arrived at the Shooting Range. He quickly picked up a small pistol, too weak to handle anything larger. He took a shot at a target to double check the recoil. When he finally reached the exit, he heard voices on the other side. James rushed behind a corner, his finger caressing the trigger.
The door opened and James spun around and shot.

The bullet flew pass David's head, just missing him, and Adder leaped forward, tackling the gunman to the ground. When he realised it was James, Adder screamed, "SHIT!"
James was shocked, the gun by his side, his lab coat grey with dirt. Black got off of him in fury. "GOD DAMN IT! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU AT THE DORMS?"
"Me? What about you? You told me you'd wait there!" James defended.
"There's a weak man waiting for you, and he's in a shitload of danger now!"
"OK, don't worry. You guys grab some guns and head back, I'll go after your friend! I'm not gonna let you down!"

Arogon rushed off, his pistol, in his hand while the others quickly searched for guns. It was then that the voice played across the loudspeakers. A thick, older voice.
"Attention escapees. We have your friend, and we are coming for you. So please, make our job easier, and search for him. You will only find my soldiers. I urge you to surrender to save yourself going through the pain that your friend now will. Thank you, goodbye."
"Get the hell off of him!" Luke screamed. "You fuckin' assholes! If you touch Chef, I'll kill you all!" He rushed out of the room, rifle in hand, and a struggle was heard.
Five soldiers walked in the room, dragging Luke's unconscious body behind them. They had smacked him over the head with their guns.

Next, they knocked Arogon to the ground, and more soldiers poured in.

Adder, David, Sarge and Vallorn

a) Try to run. Run for Chef.

b) Try to run. Run to escape.

c) Surrender. Stay with the others.

d)Try to shoot down the soldiers in the room, you have automatic rifles.

Everyone Else:

a) Wait for the next set of choices. XD
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Blackadder51 » 29 Apr 2011, 04:32

Well balls.

But im facing facts, Chef is being Zombiefied and James is a no one.

They is a fucking army. We are what 3 people.

I say, cock the gun SLAM IT on the ground so it fires and run the hell out. If there is time for luke grab him.

I choose B)
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sir_Luke » 29 Apr 2011, 08:24

Coward.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by MKindy » 29 Apr 2011, 08:31

Pragmatic Blackadder is pragmatic. So am I.

B), with lots of shooting in the direction opposite the one we're escaping.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 Apr 2011, 08:39

Black, may I suggest you keep your gun?
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Blackadder51 » 29 Apr 2011, 08:50

lol if the writer is telling me to i shall
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by Sadrack » 29 Apr 2011, 09:28

Well if the others are getting the hell out, you better believe I am as well. B) it is, Chef is already dying anyways.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by random980 » 29 Apr 2011, 11:21

oh yeah, just leave me to die, thanks...
although noone mentioned conker being taken from me, i will escape by myself if i bloody have to
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse!

Post by vallorn » 29 Apr 2011, 14:21

I WILL AVENGE YOU CHEF!! :x

i fire my firfle at the soldiers as i run with the others (why the hell would i take something so common as an Auto Rifle? im taking a grenade launcher!)
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