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Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 Apr 2011, 16:11

By the way guys, people can now die...

If I can bring myself to write their deaths...

I'm not saying someone will now, I'm just saying, keep it in mind.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 30 Apr 2011, 01:42

Adder knew when there was no hope. He threw his gun to the ground, the bullets firing off and an unfortunate soldier's kneecaps. As the bullets flew, he spun, reaching for the nearest gun, a pistol, and rushed for an exit.
At the same time, Sarge, David and Vallorn fired their rifles, rushing backwards, keeping the soldiers pinned behind cover. Luke and James were still unconscious, they couldn't hope to save them.

The four made it out to the airfield, the footsteps behind them getting closer. In front of them, a jet stood proudly, guns on the edge.
Adder grinned and rushed towards it, flicking a switch to the side. As the four piled in, a humming noise began.
"Jesus, Adder! This is a bloody fighter jet, not a toy!" David screamed, smacking his hand with his walking stick.
"Don't worry, I'm a pilot." Adder responded, rubbing his red hand. The others stared at him with little confidence. "TRUST ME, I GOT THIS!" He pushed a lever forward and pulled another down, and the fighter began moving forward on the runway...

The darkness lasted on a few minutes. Suddenly, light poured in, pieces of broken wood flying onto Chef's face. He was met by several armed men, who quickly picked him up and through him into a cold room, before strapping him onto an uncomfortable bed.
A man in a white lab coat took a blood test on him while two men stood on either side of the door keeping the room protected. In the distance, he could hear sirens going as well as shots ringing through. They had thrown Conker to a side.
Chef had no choice but to look into the horrible face of the scientist above him. He had overheard some discussion from the scientist and soldiers. Apparently, because of his 'disease', they needed to keep Chef alive.
He was unsure of that was a good thing or a bad thing.
At one point, the scientist turned to grab some other tools. This was his chance, Conker was in sight, Chef could reach for him, maybe smack the scientist over the head...

Random -

a) Reach for Conker!
b) Don't, if you're caught, you'll be in even more trouble!

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Re: Z-Apocalypse - M for Coarse Language - More Members Want

Post by random980 » 30 Apr 2011, 03:31

Skunk_Giant wrote:
Random -

a) Reach for Conker!
b) Don't, if you're caught, you'll be in even more trouble!

The next part will be coming soon!
Well there isnt much point of attacking the scientist with 2 armed guards in the room...
Ill hit him over the head anyway :D
then pretend to faint and when they drag me out of the room i can try to escape then.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 30 Apr 2011, 09:33

Chef reached for Conker desperately, his arm threatening to leap off his body and leave without him. Finally, he felt his fingers touch something cold and hard. He sighed with relief, it was Conker's handle...
Chef looked down to his fingers to find he was horribly wrong. Instead, he was touching the scientist's shoe...
Before the scientist knew what was going on, Chef picked up Conker and smacked the man over the head, catching his keys as he fell. He quickly undid the locks keeping him strapped down as he heard the footsteps of the two soldiers rushing in.
Chef leaped behind a table and popped up when the soldiers came in, smacking one straight in the face. The soldier yelled in pain and dropped his rifle, the bullets flying into the other soldier's foot.
Chef reached for the dropped Rifle and rushed out of the room. He had to get to the others.

The humming grew louder and Adder flicked another switch, some orange lights coming on throughout the cabin.
As the jet took off, Vallorn yelled.
"Adder! Jesus, stop the jet! Land it! HURRY!"
Adder stared out the window to see what the fuss was about and watched in part horror, part relief as Chef rushed out onto the airfield, soldiers rushing behind him. He was screamed at the jet, waving his hands, a rifle in his right hand.
The jet was well in the air, landing would take a while and endanger everyone, but Chef was down there. They had let him down once, could they again?

Adder -

a) Land the jet, save Chef!

b) It's too dangerous, you've gotta leave him behind with Luke and James!
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Post by vallorn » 30 Apr 2011, 10:59

blow up the base! (and save chef while were at it)
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Post by Blackadder51 » 30 Apr 2011, 12:46

WHY would i save him?

SIGH

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Post by MKindy » 30 Apr 2011, 12:59

I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Post by vallorn » 30 Apr 2011, 14:30

MKindy wrote:I've got a bad feeling about this.
if we have missiles i say we shoot the base building to make a distraction
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Post by aflycon » 30 Apr 2011, 23:56

Skunk_Giant wrote:"Jesus, Adder! This is a bloody fighter jet, not a toy!" David screamed, smacking his hand with his walking stick."Don't worry, I'm a pilot." Adder responded, rubbing his red hand. The others stared at him with little confidence. "TRUST ME, I GOT THIS!" He pushed a lever forward and pulled another down, and the fighter began moving forward on the runway...
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Post by The Bum » 30 Apr 2011, 23:57

I would also like to join, escapes with Adder and company sound quite fun.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 May 2011, 01:07

aflycon wrote:
Skunk_Giant wrote:"Jesus, Adder! This is a bloody fighter jet, not a toy!" David screamed, smacking his hand with his walking stick."Don't worry, I'm a pilot." Adder responded, rubbing his red hand. The others stared at him with little confidence. "TRUST ME, I GOT THIS!" He pushed a lever forward and pulled another down, and the fighter began moving forward on the runway...
Lolcaketown2.0

I would like to join if I can, trololo.
Was waiting for someone to pick up on that.

Glad to see I have two new people to add in! Chapter One's nearing to an end, so I might way till Chapter 2 to add you guys in.

In the mean time, I'm looking for members for my similar game, 'The Family'...
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Post by random980 » 01 May 2011, 04:47

STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE AND FUCKING LET ME IN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS :evil:
Take off and you will have a new enemy :lol:
(interesting story plot, IF they took off without me i would be zombie-fied, something will happen that makes me retain my memory, and ill be a zombie commando hunting everyone else down :D, it would be interesting... but i really dont want to be a sub-zombie...yet)
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 May 2011, 06:14

I was thinking something like that. If things took a turn for the worse, I had plans for you dying, but I couldn't bring myself to write you off, so I thought of possibly making you an antagonist.

Of course, that might not happen, it all depends on how things go.

Also, another advertisement, I'm still looking for players for 'The Family'!

I'll write the next bit up in a sec.
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Post by random980 » 01 May 2011, 09:59

Skunk_Giant wrote: Also, another advertisement, I'm still looking for players for 'The Family'!

I'll write the next bit up in a sec.
give a link to the thread dummy... cbf finding it myself
then i might join
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 May 2011, 21:28

Adder spun the jet sharply, the passengers falling to the floor. As the jet flew back towards the complex, he watched as Chef rushed into the open, his hands waving madly. A bullet flew through his shoulder, sending him flying forward. He fell to his knees, Conker falling to the floor.
"Shit, aren't there any guns on this thing?" Sarge screamed as the Jet neared closer.
A siren rang throughout the cockpit. "What the hell is that?" Someone yelled. Everyone panicked, the jet coming closer to the runway.
"It's a bloody missile, shi-"

James awoke, his forehead bloody and cut. He was lying against a wall in the middle of a hallway, Luke next to him. He wearily shook him awake, and the two made their way out. When they finally reached an exit, they realised this truly was hell.

Sarge awoke with a pain in his left leg. Everything was blurry.
Something rushed past him at an insane speed. Around him, people were screaming, crying, gunfire ringing through the complex. A car smashed into a wall nearby, the crash bringing Sarge back into the situation.
He slowly got up, shaking, and looked around at the damage. Their jet lay in pieces around the runway, or what was left of it. The runway was now a dump of debris. The fences surrounding the complex had been destroyed and now... now zombies roamed the area. As Sarge slowly picked up a nearby pistol, a guard tower toppled to the ground.
A soldier rushed towards him, a flesh eating monstrosity behind him. He screamed for help, but Sarge quickly silenced him with a bullet.
He limped over to where Vallorn and David lay, picking them up and loading them into the car that had crashed earlier, and just like that, they left the hellish complex, driving into the forest, leaving the burning zombie filled complex behind, the screams of soldiers echoing after them.

Adder crawled out of the flaming cockpit. A few hundred metres away, he could see Chef unconscious... well, he hoped he was unconscious. Despite the pain, Adder crawled to his friend, only to have his head smacked into the dirt.
Adder looked up to find Dennis throwing his fist at him. Another smack to the face and Adder's mouth was red. Dennis lunged at him again, but Adder pulled his foot forward, throwing the man behind him.
He continued crawling for Chef, not knowing or caring where Dennis was, but before he could reach him, a familiar voice called for him.
"Let's go pal! We don't have time!" It was James. Adder stared up at the man, and realised he no longer had any energy. He couldn't get Chef.
The scientist was already supporting a half-asleep Luke, but he pulled Adder up, and the three stumbled out into the forest.

Adder turned and took one last look at the complex before he continued his journey for survival. Perhaps a world run by zombies would be safer than one by people such as these.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 01 May 2011, 21:29

Stay tuned for Dr David's report!
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Post by random980 » 02 May 2011, 00:42

Thats not fair, you purposely made them leave me behind so i could be a possible antagonist >_<
The story would have been better if a few of them had actually decided to leave me behind...
but still, good work on the story skunk, keep it up, also i may disappear for a while due to me getting a 3DS. although i will hunt the forums from time to time still
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 May 2011, 00:45

Actually, I was listening to the main theme of Platoon at the time and leaving someone behind fit it quite well. Don't worry though, I don't plan on making you an antagonist. Well, not yet anyway.
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Post by Blackadder51 » 02 May 2011, 00:58

Dr report time!:)
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 May 2011, 01:08

I'm trying to get around to everything, sorry about the wait. I'm wondering whether I should have the report only be on the people with David or be on everyone...
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Post by random980 » 02 May 2011, 01:47

Skunk_Giant wrote:I'm trying to get around to everything, sorry about the wait. I'm wondering whether I should have the report only be on the people with David or be on everyone...
Its the end of the chapter isnt it? why should it matter were everyone is? Isnt the Dr report is just a small way to see an over view of the characters so far and to keep easy tabs on them, there isnt much point of leaving characters out.
Also if when/if you make me an antagonist i really dont mind being one, i reckon it would be cool having an actual set enemy, especially if im controlling it :lol: 8-)
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 May 2011, 02:39

I may later on... Still deciding.

As for the Dr's report, yeah, I'll do everyone. It wont make sense story wise, but it wouldn't be fair to leave people out.
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Post by vallorn » 02 May 2011, 02:47

Chef? CHEF! CHEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!! :(

damnit Skunk! I SAID BLOW UP THE BASE!

/me mourns chef
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 May 2011, 02:50

1. Chef might not be dead. Adder couldn't tell if he was unconscious or dead.
2. If you had blown up the base, Chef would DEFINITELY be dead.

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Post by vallorn » 02 May 2011, 03:44

not if we had blown up the bit away from chef (maybe the wall on the other side to let the zed heads in)

i only wanted a distraction to get chef outa there.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 May 2011, 04:52

They shot you down before you could do anything, it's too late now... :(
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Post by Sir_Luke » 02 May 2011, 09:25

I wanted a gun! :(
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.

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Post by Skunk_Giant » 03 May 2011, 03:16

Dr David's Report

Adder - Adder was injured badly in the crash. There's nothing life threatening, but he'll be weak for a bit.

155HP

Strength +1

Stamina +0

Speed +2

Senses +0

Smarts +1

Weapon Skill:

Gun - +2

David - I was also quite hurt in the crash. I'll be weak and unable to do much for a while.

145HP

Strength +0

Stamina +1

Speed +1

Senses +1

Smarts +0

Weapon Skill:

Gun - +1

Vallorn - Vallorn was also hurt in the crash. Physically, he wasn't too bad, but I feel he'll be the most affected my Chef's... well, his disappearance, emotionally.

140HP

Strength +1

Stamina +2

Speed +1

Senses +3

Smarts +2

Weapon Skill:

Gun - +3

Chef Nom - KIA MIA.

???HP

Sarge - Sarge wasn't too hurt in the crash, and he was able to save us. He's strong physically and emotionally.

130HP

Strength +0

Stamina +4

Speed +0

Senses +1

Smarts +0

Weapon Skill:

Gun + 4

Luke - Luke was also quite affected by the loss of Chef and the smack to the head was harmful.

140HP

Strength +4

Stamina +4

Speed +0

Senses +0

Smarts +0

Weapon Skill:

James - I don't know too much about this James... He did suffer a bit of damage from the knock on the head.

130HP

Strength: +1

Stamina: +4

Speed: +0

Senses: -1

Smarts: +2

Weapon Skill:
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Post by vallorn » 03 May 2011, 03:50

huh i did pretty well out of that crash. nice all round Stat boosts
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