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Post by random980 » 03 May 2011, 08:45

Skunk_Giant wrote:Player Four - Random980 - ???HP

Name: Chef Nom (pronounced with a french accent)

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Sex: yes please Male
what it SHOULD say is: Sex: yes please Male
The strike is somewhat important... otherwise it looks a little bit awkward... please fix this in the main character post. :lol:
Also, no report for me, i knew i wouldnt get much, but not even a skills update? :(
and im missing in action. Who knows where this is going to lead from here
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 03 May 2011, 15:36

It can lead a few ways... I'll PM you about it.
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Post by arogon343 » 04 May 2011, 17:22

...i saved people? and i didn't die? ROLE PLAY SUCCESS!
:D Chef dont worreh, ill save yeh WITH SCIENCE!!!!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 05 May 2011, 02:21

Was planning on something tonight, but it probably wont happen, sorry guys. :(

I'll probably pick it back up on the weekend.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 06 May 2011, 22:32

Last Time

As our heroes were united in their battle against the undead, they were thrown into the horrible situation of a crash. With their bus damaged and zombies tearing at the windows and doors, they were worried this was the end, but thankfully, a number of soldiers arrived, rescuing them. The six went with them uneasily and met a scientist named James. James told them the truth about these soldiers, and the six and James planned to break out later that night. Of course, the breakout didn't go as planned, and resulted in zombies breaking into the compound. James Luke and Adder managed to stumble out, exhausted, after a jet Adder was in was shot down. Sarge, David and Vallorn managed to drive away, but Chef was last seen lying unconscious or dead on the floor of the complex.


Rocks pelting at the window...blackness...voices...
A bump shook Chef awake. He looked at his hands, they were pale... white as snow, minus the red streaks of dired blood. He checked his surroundings. He appeared to be in the back of a large truck. He was cold, cold and hungry. How had he gotten here? His last memory was running to the airfield, and then a sharp pain in his shoulder... A bullet. Next thing he knew, there was a fiery blast in the air, and everything went black.
He could hear voices in the front, they sounded strangely familiar, but were growing distant. Suddenly, there was a loud sound of fuzzing in his ear, and Chef was out again.

The hot fire lit up the dull expressions of Adder, Luke and James. They had managed to get away from the complex and set up a small camp by a beach a few kilometres away.
"What do we do now?" James asked, breaking the silence as the three sat in silence. They were all hungry, and hunting wasn't an option, as some animals could carry the infection without being affected by it.
"I had an idea..." Luke began. "Back at the mall... I was with another survivor. Before he became infected, he told me that there were places that weren't infected. I've heard rumours of Australia and other Australasian areas being zombie free..."
"But... how would we get there?" James asked, excited at the idea of a zombie-free land.
"Adder and I are both pilots..." Luke began.
"And there might still be planes back at the military complex..." Adder finished.
"But... it's zombie infested, and we have no weapons." Luke added.

Adder, Luke, James

a) Go back to the complex.
b) Keep looking for survivors.

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Post by Blackadder51 » 07 May 2011, 01:12

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Post by vallorn » 07 May 2011, 02:25

must...save...chef... :x
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Post by random980 » 07 May 2011, 02:45

Australia. always the country oblivious and unaffected to any zombie apocalypses, nuclear holocausts or other world-ending situations. :lol:
And im in the back of an army truck unconscious...fun :?
i WONDER why the army guys shoved me into the back of a truck, this wont end well...
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 May 2011, 03:40

Yes, Australia was the choice because it's one of the likely countries to survive a Z-apocalypse, and because I live there. :D
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Post by Sir_Luke » 07 May 2011, 07:27

I chose (a too. I mean, what's the worst thing that could hap- oh right. Become a zombie. Lets look for clues to help us find Nom.
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Post by arogon343 » 07 May 2011, 14:53

Hm ill go with the complex.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 May 2011, 05:58

Just letting you know, I WILL continue this, I'm just so busy, and when I'm not busy, I'm busy procrastinating.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 10 May 2011, 05:29

Sarge pulled over suddenly, David and Vallorn leaping out of the car, Sarge following quickly.
David poked at the black and white ash with his walking stick.
"Yup, it was them. It's fresh." He decided.
"Alright, you know the deal, don't leave a trail." Sarge ordered. The three quickly buried the ashes and tracks with dirt and got back into the car, and the team sped off into the distance.

I know it's not much, but I'm just not getting enough time. This is just a small thing to let you know it's still going.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 May 2011, 04:57

James leaped for the nearest bush, Luke hid behind a tree, and Adder jumped in a small hole to the side. They watched carefully as the bright lights approached them, it was a car, likely from the complex. The car pulled over, and three figures got out.
James watched silently from the bush, ready to run. As the figures approached, he realised they were familiar...

"C'mon guys, you gotta do better than that." Vallorn grinned. The three hiding came out to find Sarge, Vallorn and David.
"Vallorn!" Luke yelled happily.
The six told stories of their escape with happiness, and after a few moments, David pulled them together.
"Now, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but we're missing an important person." He said with an encouraging tone. "Right now, Dennis his probably dreaming about experimenting on Chef's brain with his filthy hands, so it's our job to make sure that doesn't happen."
"How do we know he's still alive?" Adder asked, unsure.
"We don't. But shouldn't we find out?" David responded.
"Well, last I saw, the complex was being overrun by zombies. How do we know where they are?" Luke asked.
"Again, we don't. Tell me, why were you three heading there?"
"We've heard that there's safety in other countries, Luke and Adder are trained with planes, so we figured we'd take off." James stated.
"Trust me, Adder ain't the best pilot... I mean, the first time we flew with him, we ended up in a massive crash with zombies everywhere..." Sarge chuckled.
"You were heading to the complex for a plane, so here's the plan," David began, "we arrive at the complex. While some of us fight to clear the path to the plane, I and James will search for tracks, clues of where they've gone. We've got ourselves two pilots, so we take helicopters. That way, we can stay close to the ground and stop with short notice. The first chopper will be piloted by Luke. Luke, you'll need to take Vallorn and James. Adder, you'll pilot the second one and take I and Sarge. If possible, look for armed choppers."

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Post by The Bum » 17 May 2011, 19:31

Not rushing you...well yes, I am rushing you.

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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 May 2011, 00:40

lol, sorry. Been really busy recently. I probably wont have time today, definitely wont have time tomorrow, but perhaps I can get something in on Friday.

Also, Bum, you're being introduced in the next post. :D
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 May 2011, 03:32

THAT'S IT! PROCRASTINATION, BE GONE!

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Post by Blackadder51 » 18 May 2011, 03:36

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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 May 2011, 04:10

It was a place of horror, not too different from when they first saw it.
Occasionally, the six would hear screams, signalling there were still survivors in the complex, but there was nothing they could do to help them now.
With every sound behind them, the six turned, only to see part of a structure crash to the ground, or a survivor be tackled to the ground.
The fires were still raging, and the structure wasn't capable of holding itself up much longer. Every few minutes, a building would collapse on itself and an orchestra of screams would ring out. When the zombies had broken through, shots had been fired everywhere, destroying generators, lighting up spare fuel... everything. An anti air gun a few hundred metres away was firing randomly into the sky as its operator lay dead on the buttons.
This was the new world.

The group quickly arrived at two helicopters, both with turrets on either side for passengers. They found it surprisingly easy, only encountering a few zombies on their way... It was the unfortunate people stuck in the complex that had all the zombies.

Adder got into the first chopper with Sarge and David taking the turrets. The chopper took off, hovering about 10 metres above the ground to wait for the second chopper.
Luke got into the pilot's seat of the next chopper while Vallorn and James took the guns. Slowly, the chopper made its way up, but was quickly stopped.
"Wait!" a voice yelled. Luke watched as five people rushed, all with backpacks, a horde of zombies behind them. "Vall, James, guns!" Luke yelled. He turned his radio on and quickly told Adder the situation.
Luke lowered the chopper to the ground, and James and Vall shot at the horde behind the survivors. Adder's chopper started lowering, but by the time it had reached the ground, three of the survivors were no more. The two remaining threw their backpacks to the chopper to lighten the weight, but it was no good.
Another survivor fell, her screams echoing through Luke's ears as he could do nothing but watch. The final survivor leaped for the helicopter, but was pulled back.
"Help me, please!" the man yelled.
James, who was closest, jumped out of the chopper, grabbing a weapon from the back. It was a pistol.
He let three shots out at the zombie that had the man's feet, but soon found he needed to reload. Not wasting any time, James through the gun to the ground and ran for the man. He leaped over the survivor, tackling a zombie to the ground and smacking its head on the concrete. He reached for the survivor and pulled him into the helicopter.

The chopper took off in silence, until the survivor finally spoke. "Pete..."
"Hmm?" James asked, not understanding.
"My name. It's Pete."
"I'm James, this is Vallorn. Our pilot is Luke."
"Good to meet you. I... I wasn't one of them. One of the 'soldiers'. I'm like you. They captured me. I was a musician until I arrived here."
"Then you wont mind helping us repay them for what they've done..."

The two choppers continued low on the ground, right above the trees, the passengers searching for any tracks, vehicles, anything that could lead them to Chef.
"Adder, see anything?"
"Nothing... Oh shit! Luke, go up, get away from the trees!" Adder screamed.
"Adder, what is it?"
Luke received a static reply. He looked at the chopper ahead of him, and watched in horror as several zombies jumped from the treetops aboard the chopper.
"Vall, James! They're on Chopper 2!"
The two gunners fired upon the zombies, but it was descending, and soon, it was below the treetops.
"Adder? ADDER?"
No response...

a) Go down to find the Chopper. The others may still be alive.
b) Keep going, there are too many zombies. If they're alive, they'll be able to get away.

Whichever choice gets the most votes will be chosen for all.
Just to clarify, this is only for Luke, James, Pete and Vall.

Edit: *Deleted Scene for Black*

As Adder took off in the chopper, he could see a pillow fly by a window. He looked closer and found strippers having a pillow flight. From there [content removed due to being so explicit, it made children, and adults, cry].
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Post by vallorn » 18 May 2011, 07:52

i vote we get lower and give our boys covering fire. from the guns. i also say we use said guns to chop down some trees or something.

BTW skunk what model of helicopter is this?
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Post by arogon343 » 18 May 2011, 11:17

Ima go save bladder!!!!!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 18 May 2011, 15:25

It's a...uh... /me runs to google

OK, I'm not sure what model it'd be, but I've been writing the helicopters like this:

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So you've got the two turrets on either side, enough space for about 3 or 4 passengers and some supplies.
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Post by Sir_Luke » 18 May 2011, 15:51

So we have a UH-1 with two M-60 light machine guns? Those can't cut down trees, and It's not exactly a hardy helicopter. If we hit a tree it would go down and if we gave cover fire we might shoot our own guys, Since I'm the pilot, I'll try to find a landing space, if there isn't an open clearing I'll hover above the trees and provide covering fire.
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Post by The Bum » 18 May 2011, 16:12

Save Adder, duh.
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Post by vallorn » 18 May 2011, 16:19

damn i was hoping for a blackhawk with miniguns.

ah well. luke keep us above the trees. we dont want the jumping zombies on us!
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Post by Sir_Luke » 18 May 2011, 19:13

Well, the IDEA is that you shoot them first before they jump at my helicopter.
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Post by random980 » 18 May 2011, 23:52

i can has a little update on my character?
and good luck on trying to find me i guess!?
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 19 May 2011, 00:00

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