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A Message from Australia

Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 May 2011, 03:15

Not sure if this should go in the Religion & Politics forum, but I guess it fits here too.

A message from the office of Skunk -

Here in Australia, it's 6:13... 13 minutes after the rapture was supposedly meant to start and begin hell on Earth. However, I see no earthquakes and nobody appears to be beaming up into the Heavens, so I assume the only people who will be unhappy with today will be the 20,000 that quit their job believing that the rapture would occur today.

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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Furdabip » 21 May 2011, 03:36

Pfft, everyone knows God works on Eastern Standard Time. That crap won't happen until 6 PM in the US. :-p
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Blackadder51 » 21 May 2011, 04:39

Skunk was it not supposed to happen like 12 + 7 =21hrs ago?
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by vallorn » 21 May 2011, 04:44

nonono. it would start from 6PM GMT. we are the centre of the world after all ;)
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Post by MKindy » 21 May 2011, 05:09

If I remember correctly, the dude said it was 6PM local time for each timezone... so it'd be a cascading rapture, I guess? Notwithstanding the assignment of timezones, not to mention the 24-hour day, as a manmade construct.

Also notwithstanding the date, "May 21," being a manmade construct of what appears to us to be a cyclical event (the year) but is in fact a straight line in 4-dimensional spacetime. :D
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 21 May 2011, 05:22

Yeah, what Kindy said. It's 6PM for each timezone.
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Pinmissile » 21 May 2011, 06:47

But God doesn't care about Australia. That's why it's all the way on the other side of the map relative to USA.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 21 May 2011, 07:26

The guy is 89. Not everyone can retain their faculties quite so well as I have.
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 21 May 2011, 12:48

Blackadder51 wrote:Skunk was it not supposed to happen like 12 + 7 =21hrs ago?
Nice math skills. ;)
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Zinrius » 22 May 2011, 20:50

The Rapture happened :) Im typing this from heaven. You're not up here with us ? ooooh shame...

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Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 May 2011, 00:51

Thanks Zin! Do they have the full version of Minecraft up there?
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by MKindy » 23 May 2011, 04:13

Skunk_Giant wrote:Thanks Zin! Do they have the full version of Minecraft up there?
Heaven IS Minecraft, and Zin is our Guardian Angel-mod. <3
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 May 2011, 04:38

O RLY? A life of blocks...

Does that mean that someone will create a game in Heaven where things AREN'T blocky?
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by makkaal » 23 May 2011, 05:41

What if rapture happened and nobody was worthy?
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Re: A Message from Australia

Post by Blackadder51 » 23 May 2011, 05:47

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