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Post by The Bum » 19 May 2011, 14:41

Can I pull a gun and make them land?
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 19 May 2011, 15:29

lol, that wouldn't be too nice to these guys who just saved you from a hungry horde of a zombies...
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Post by The Bum » 19 May 2011, 16:40

Skunk_Giant wrote:lol, that wouldn't be too nice to these guys who just saved you from a hungry horde of a zombies...

I think it would be very nice...saving the others and all.
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Post by vallorn » 19 May 2011, 16:44

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Skunk_Giant wrote:lol, that wouldn't be too nice to these guys who just saved you from a hungry horde of a zombies...

I think it would be very nice...saving the others and all.
we have more guns than you.

and I was going to help them from up here then come down.

EDIT: derp derp derp.
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vallorn wrote:and we were going to help you from up here then come down.

But....I'm in the helicopter with you....
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Post by vallorn » 19 May 2011, 16:51

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vallorn wrote:and we were going to help you from up here then come down.

But....I'm in the helicopter with you....
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Post by Sir_Luke » 19 May 2011, 16:52

If you pulled a gun I'd rotate the helicopter and you would fall out the doors to your death, I wouldn't try it if I where you.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 20 May 2011, 02:44

Let's just not pull guns on each other for now... Save that stuff for The Family...
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 May 2011, 06:30

"We have to save them!" Luke could hear yells coming from behind him. He pushed a lever forward, and the helicopter began to fly dangerously low. One sudden movement, and a tree would pull the entire thing apart. Vallorn and James gunned through the leaves, keeping zombies at bay and desperately searching for movement below... Nothing...
"Vallorn, anything?" Luke yelled from his seat, the tremendous roar of the helicopter almost drowning his words out. Vallorn simply watched as another helicopter came into view on the ground... it was flaming. There was no human movement, but zombies crowded it, ripping doors open and leaping back from the flames.
"Vallorn?!? I need an answer, we're about to get caught in the trees!" Luke yelled. James kept gunning desperately, keeping the zombies from them, Pete looking in panic for survivors below...
Vallorn let his finger flop down, the turret slowing to a halt. Finally, no bullets flew from it. He sat back down, silently, and Luke knew what that meant. He pulled the lever back, and the helicopter began to speed up again.
Vallorn, appeared to be in shock. His turret hung lifelessly, so Pete quickly leaped on and fired at the last few zombies leaping at them.

An hour on, Luke was searching for a spot to land, the team exhausted, when the radio crackled.
"Luke, this is Adder. Don't speak, just listen, because in moment, this radio is being destroyed. We're alive. We're after Chef. I know it's dangerous, and I know you'll follow us, which is why I gave us an hour's head start. I wont bother asking you to head for safety overseas, because I know that's not an option. There are tracks all over the place, a convoy recently passed through. Hurry though, they'll be gone soon. Just don't ruin our cover, which means, don't come in guns blazing. Over."
"Adder? Adder?!? What happened? Is everyone alright?" Luke asked with panic, but the radio simply replied with static.

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Post by random980 » 23 May 2011, 07:59

you said the next post would contain chef Nom :(
I would like to know what sort of evil things Dennis has planned for Nom
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Post by vallorn » 23 May 2011, 08:15

okay. NOW ITS TIME TO BURN EVERYTHING! :evil:
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Post by KaosuHamoni » 23 May 2011, 14:28

Erm... Is it too late to join this? 'Cause I'm quite interested in it.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 May 2011, 15:40

NEXT post. :D

Kaosu, sure, just put up a character sheet and I'll put you in somewhere.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 24 May 2011, 06:38

Adder lay his head back. He, Sarge and David were lying in the back of ute. They had found a convoy of vehicles moving from the complex to some new location. Where they were headed, nobody knew, but the three were just glad to know that any of the cars in front of them could have Chef in them...
Suddenly, the convoy stopped. A man got out of one of the front vehicles and began making his way back. The three held their breaths as the man walked by. He spoke to their driver for a moment, not noticing them, and left. Minutes later, the convoy started again.

When the vehicles arrived, they found themselves at a complex similar to the last, but greater in size. It appeared to be much more heavily defended. Armed guard towers were found every 20 meters along the fence line. The three had hidden themselves under a blanket they found in the back. usually, they would have been spotted, but everyone was in a rush after the sudden fall of the last complex.

When the car was parked and everyone was gone, the three hopped out. As they explored the complex, they came across the room they were looking for... They peered through a window and found Chef, pale and drugged, being strapped to a bed.

"Now, Mr Nom, don't be alarmed. If you're up to date on current events, you may note that the outbreak was caused by a failed super soldier project..." The scientist in front of him said, pulling out a a few syringes. "But, you see, I, and my colleagues... we all like to learn from our mistakes. We discovered what went wrong, but to recreate everything, it'd be billions. It's not an option, Mr Nom... But you, you can help us. With you, we don't need to start from scratch. You're part zombie, part human. If we can change a few things about you chemically... we can turn you into our super soldier... Imagine the power. The other option, is turning into a zombie... This way, you can keep your sanity..."
Chef struggled madly, his energy draining. He spat at the scientist, who responded with a punch to the gut and a syringe to the arm.
"When the process is complete, you'll be a full super soldier with the mind of one of us. You'll know us as friends, and you'll help bring humanity out of this struggle for survival. You'll keep your current state of mind, but with the one difference that we're your friend. You will bring us to power."

"I ain't letting them stick that thing into Chef..." Sarge said, grabbing a gun. He smashed it through the window, and shot.
The scientist fell, but his syringe was already in. Two hidden security guards pulled out automatic rifles and began spraying. The three threw themselves to the ground.

a) Escape! Leave Chef Behind
b) Escape! Save Chef (The Odds are Against You)
c) Blow the place up, then escape...
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Post by Blackadder51 » 24 May 2011, 06:51

B)

Some stupid fucking text so i can type B) with out Your message contains 2 characters. The minimum number of characters you need to enter is 3.
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Post by random980 » 24 May 2011, 10:57

Blackadder51 wrote:
Some stupid fucking text so i can type B) with out Your message contains 2 characters. The minimum number of characters you need to enter is 3.
and i thought my eye sight was getting worse. Seeing that text proved myself wrong :D
super soldier syringe + injected before scientist killed by friends + it changes my perception of who are friends = NOT GOOD + ANGRY RAMPAGE
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 May 2011, 02:51

Sorry, I've been busy this week with work, not to mention both LA Noire and Portal 2 decided to show up around the same time...

Hopefully I can get a post up tomorrow...
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 02 Jun 2011, 04:56

Need Kindy and Sadrack's decision...

By tomorrow, I'll just have David and Sarge go with Black if there's no choice.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 02:29

The chopper flew through the sky. Earlier, the team had found the tracks, and were now on the hunt to find their friends and save Chef.
"Uh, guys... I don't want to alarm you, but..." Pete began, "take a look outside."
As Vallorn, James, Pete and Luke surveyed the complex, they all felt their nerves picking up... In the distance, they could see anti-air guns, hundreds of them. If they went in now, there would be no chance of survival.
Suddenly, a siren went off. Luke smiled to himself, his friends were definitely here. Within minutes, the sky was full with aircraft... But, why? The guys couldn't cause that much of a threat that they soldiers are getting in hundreds of choppers.
Suddenly, the anti air gun went off. Luke braced for the explosion, waited for the shot to hit them... But it didn't. In the distance, a jet fell from the sky, fire surrounding it. More jets arrived, and a battle erupted in the sky. Someone else was fighting these guys...

"What's going on?" Vall asked.
"There's a whole other army fighting these guys!" James responded. "If we went closer and landed now, we might make it. With all the panic, they might not notice us!"

Vall, James, Pete and Luke
a) Land
b) Don't Land - Fly Away
c) Don't Land - Wait a Bit
d) Don't Land - Help This Other Army Fight

Don't read the spoiler until you've made your decision!

Adder, David, Chef and Sarge
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Chef felt his head float into the sky... It was the strangest feeling. Suddenly, guns. Everywhere.
Before he knew what was happening, Chef felt himself bolting at the two men in his room. Within seconds, they were a mess of body parts. But the gunfire wouldn't stop.
He leaped up and smashed the door down where he saw three men running at him with their guns in the air.

Chef
a) Attack them
b) Run away
Adder, David, Sarge
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It all happened so quickly, and before he knew it, David was on the ground with Sarge and Adder. He heard two inhumane screams, and Chef smashed the door down.
"Chef!"
The three ran at Chef with happiness... But Chef kept running. Suddenly, they all knew what had happened to poor Chef.
David raised his gun, but couldn't pull the trigger. He didn't want to be the one to do it...

David, Sarge and Adder
a) Shoot. Someone has to
b) Don't shoot. Leave it for someone else.
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Post by random980 » 07 Jun 2011, 05:08

Well the 2 guards who are now piles of body parts had guns. (well, what kind of guard wouldnt be carrying a gun?)
So if i can take 2 easily i can probably take 3. :D
Heres teh plan. A) crash tackle the 3 guards with guns, search the complex for the others, secretly leave while the other armies are fighting by hijacking a vehicle (taking a chopper out of here might get us shot down)

EDIT: (dont read until AFTER making your decisions people)
Spoiler! :
after making my decision i went and read the other spoiler.
Well,...
shit.
sorry guys
i did call it, (super soldier syringe + injected before scientist killed by friends + it changes my perception of who are friends = NOT GOOD + ANGRY RAMPAGE)
but i didnt realize THIS was going to happen!
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Post by vallorn » 07 Jun 2011, 05:44

i call D "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 05:47

random980 wrote:Well the 2 guards who are now piles of body parts had guns. (well, what kind of guard wouldnt be carrying a gun?)
So if i can take 2 easily i can probably take 3. :D
Heres teh plan. A) crash tackle the 3 guards with guns, search the complex for the others, secretly leave while the other armies are fighting by hijacking a vehicle (taking a chopper out of here might get us shot down)

EDIT: (dont read until AFTER making your decisions people)
Spoiler! :
after making my decision i went and read the other spoiler.
Well,...
shit.
sorry guys
i did call it, (super soldier syringe + injected before scientist killed by friends + it changes my perception of who are friends = NOT GOOD + ANGRY RAMPAGE)
but i didnt realize THIS was going to happen!
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Spoiler! :
Yes... That was the plan. The basic idea is that your character no longer knows who's who, so it makes sense you'd attack it. Geese, I'm urging you to kill your friends... I feel like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars...
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Post by arogon343 » 07 Jun 2011, 09:10

I will go with landing, firing at the complex.
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Post by Sir_Luke » 07 Jun 2011, 13:09

I chose a hybrid of D and A. Lets go in for a landing but shoot at any of the soldiers as we can. Also flying low is what I would do, to evade flack and take less small arms fire.
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Post by The Bum » 07 Jun 2011, 14:32

Save them, obviously.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 20:11

vallorn wrote:i call D "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
What if they're also an enemy of yours? And you friend's enemy is your friend, but your enemy's cousin twice removed is your enemy's friend?
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Post by 697134002 » 07 Jun 2011, 20:33

Yeah. What if it's a three-way war? The enemy of your enemy is, in that case, also your enemy.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 20:53

I'm not seeing where my cousin's goldfish's father fits into this war...
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Post by MKindy » 07 Jun 2011, 22:07

What about my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?

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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 22:09

Friend.
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