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Post by Skunk_Giant » 07 Jun 2011, 22:20

Any idea what happened to Sadrack?

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Chef's head burst with pain as he struggles to keep control. He couldn't remember a thing, just that he had to kill. He threw himself at the three men, who suddenly raised their guns.

Adder rushed forward to greet his friend, but soon found he was no longer a friend. Chef had no intentions of hugging them...
With a tear, Adder squeezed the trigger, and Chef flew back. David pulled his trigger too, pushing Chef further back... But he continued to run. He was stronger than any other zombie or human.
"We need to leave!" Adder screamed. He and David rushed back, but Sarge just stood their. Sarge, the man who was supposed to be able to take down anyone... he couldn't do it. He couldn't shoot Chef, and he couldn't even run.
"Sarge, what the hell are you doing?"

After a quick vote, the four decided to land. As Luke lowered the chopper, an anti air blast smacked into the left side of the door, and Vall felt himself thrown out of his seat. The chopper tilted, and Vall felt himself thrown out of the window. He threw his arm up, and Pete reached for his hand. Their fingers interlocked, and Pete struggled to pull Vall up.
James rushed to help, but before he could, a chopper rose up behind them. The gunner was distracted, but only for a moment. Luke quickly spun the chopper to allow James to fire on them, but Vall was losing his grip.

James

a) Help Pete pull Vall up
b) Shoot the mounted gunner beside you

Adder felt himself grabbing Sarge, but Chef leaped upon the man too. He clawed at Adder's arm and was met with three bullets in the head for his trouble. Still, Chef survived, clawing at Sarge, who was now struggling to leave. Suddenly, Sarge's body went limp.
"Sarge!" Adder screamed, as David pulled him back. He fired one final round into Chef as he ran at them, and the man fell back and lay still.
Two soldiers turned a corner, and Adder quickly fired upon them.
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Post by vallorn » 08 Jun 2011, 02:54

i swear. if you dont pull me up and i die they havent invented words for what i will do to you... :x
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Post by random980 » 08 Jun 2011, 06:30

"He fired one final round into Chef as he ran at them, and the man fell back and lay still"
Hopefully this isnt what i think it is...
FOR GODS SAKE SAVE VALL. we dont need 3 (including sarge) possible deaths in one go!
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Post by Sir_Luke » 08 Jun 2011, 08:08

what if the other helicopter fires missiles at us!? Then we would have everyone die!
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Post by random980 » 08 Jun 2011, 08:35

Sir_Luke wrote:what if the other helicopter fires missiles at us!? Then we would have everyone die!
i reckon pete and vall can last while you have a quick shot at the gunner... (i hope)
throw a parachute to val maybe? It can be all cinematic as he looses his grip, catches the parachute, puts it on in mid-air and then deploys it. Or vall can swing his other arm up to grab onto pete's wrist. there is actually alot vall and pete can do within 10 seconds, while you fire, that will let them hold on for a while.
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Post by arogon343 » 08 Jun 2011, 10:38

Ima shoot them In TEH FACE.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 Jun 2011, 01:59

James grabbed his gun and took aim.
"For God's sakes, James!" Pete screamed. Vall used his strength to throw his arm up, but didn't reach the chopper or Pete. When the chopper turned, Pete felt himself pulled forward. James took the shot and leaped backwards, reaching for Pete's leg. He pulled the man back, but Pete's grip loosened. Vall yelled out as their fingers separated.
"Vall!" James and Pete both cried out as their friend fell backwards.
Suddenly, Luke leaped out of the chopper window and began falling at the same time as Vall. He grabbed the man before they gained too much speed, and pulled his parachute open.
Only then did he realise, the other two remained in the now descending, soon to be falling chopper.

James looked out the window as the chopper began spinning. "Jesus!"
Below them, a river... possibly deep enough to leap into... They'd need to time it just right.

James and Pete

a) Leap into the river!
b) Search the chopper as it falls for any spare parachutes.

Adder and David moved quickly through the building and soon arrived outdoors, where a battle was raging. A few hundred metres away, Vall and Luke were running for cover. They quickly met up.
"Where's Chef... and Sarge?" Vall asked.
"They... Didn't make it." David answered.
"Jesus... No... No! How'd it happen?"
"Chef took Sarge, we took Chef. We had to... What about James?"
In the distance, a chopper landed with a fiery blast. There was no way the people inside survived... If there were any.
"I... don't know. They might be alive, they might be dead."
"They?"
"We picked up a new guy as we left the last complex... Pete."

Adder, David, Luke and Vall

a) Look for James and Pete
b) Leave, they're probably dead.
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Post by vallorn » 09 Jun 2011, 02:45

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Post by Blackadder51 » 09 Jun 2011, 02:50

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Post by random980 » 09 Jun 2011, 02:56

Nooo Sarge cant be dead!
Damn super soldier injection, making chef all crazy
And choose A) people.
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Post by Sir_Luke » 09 Jun 2011, 08:43

A) Lets go regroup and make them pay for what they've done.
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Post by arogon343 » 09 Jun 2011, 14:21

Jump Shouting " get out of da choppa!!"
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Post by KaosuHamoni » 09 Jun 2011, 14:30

Name: First Lieutenant Eli Harrow

Age: 34

Appearance: Slightly unshaven. Longish, dark brown hair. Diagonal scar across mouth, from where he was slashed in an attempted mugging. About 5"10, with broad shoulders, muscularly built. Wears steel-toed work boots, ripped, baggy jeans, a breathable, white cotton t-shirt, and fingerless, leather gauntlets with plate metal running along the top of the forearm.

Personality: Irritable, quick-thinking, and intelligent. Enjoys a good laugh, but is quick to turn, should someone take it too far. Chastises others frequently, however, half the time he's joking, just trying to scare someone.

Backstory: His wife was the first victim of the virus he saw. He came home, to her throwing up blood into the toilet, losing teeth as she went. He rushed her to the hospital so that he could treat her, but halfway there, she turned. As she lunged at him, her mouth aimed squarely at his jugular, he crashed the car into a wall. He knew she'd turned, he'd seen the news reports, and, as she flew through the windscreen, he unholstered his pistol. Firing two shots into her head, tears streamed down his face. Howls came from a nearby alley, and, as he hotwired a nearby car, he realised that the city had finally fallen. He just hoped it wasn't too late.

It was. As he ran up the steps to his twin daughters school, a trickle of blood, dripped down the balcony. He looked up, and recognized Eve's head. Head. He looked down, and was greeted by a mob of primary school killers, and, in the swarm of faces, he saw Rebecca. Firing his third round of the day, he removed her from this lifetime of death, and jumped back in the car.

He'd already decided to hole up back in the apartment. He had a stock of food, weapons, and medical supplies, in anticipation of this very day. He'd be safe there...

Getting there, now that's a whole different story...

Profession: Marksman, served in the Marines for 12 years.

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Post by The Bum » 09 Jun 2011, 14:31

Look for parachutes, if we're falling as fast as I think we are hitting water will be much the same as hitting concrete.
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Post by vallorn » 09 Jun 2011, 14:59

The Bum wrote:Look for parachutes, if we're falling as fast as I think we are hitting water will be much the same as hitting concrete.
a man that knows his physics! you are correct Bum. at more than a few meters Water becomes as lethal as any solid surface.
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Post by KaosuHamoni » 09 Jun 2011, 15:07

vallorn wrote:
The Bum wrote:Look for parachutes, if we're falling as fast as I think we are hitting water will be much the same as hitting concrete.
a man that knows his physics! you are correct Bum. at more than a few meters Water becomes as lethal as any solid surface.
Depends just exactly how you enter the water...
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Post by The Bum » 09 Jun 2011, 15:13

KaosuHamoni wrote:
vallorn wrote:
The Bum wrote:Look for parachutes, if we're falling as fast as I think we are hitting water will be much the same as hitting concrete.
a man that knows his physics! you are correct Bum. at more than a few meters Water becomes as lethal as any solid surface.
Depends just exactly how you enter the water...
Not necessarily, no matter how you enter, you're going to break something.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 09 Jun 2011, 15:30

Positioning only goes so far - beyond a certain point you might as well start praying.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 09 Jun 2011, 15:56

Lord Cameo Appearance!

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Post by vallorn » 09 Jun 2011, 16:17

Skunk_Giant wrote:Lord Cameo Appearance!

I'll read through your sheet soon, Kaousu.
thats a good idea Skunk... Lord! prepare for Cameo! :)
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Post by Sir_Luke » 09 Jun 2011, 18:14

I hope I don't get killed off... I really want to see all these new characters!
It needs to be about, 20% cooler.

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Post by random980 » 09 Jun 2011, 20:58

Is Sadrack/Sarge being killed off because he has been unresponsive to the story lately? If so have we at least given him noticed he is being killed off? cause if he returns, well escapecraft has enough drama between certain players as it is.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 10 Jun 2011, 01:28

Sir_Luke wrote:I hope I don't get killed off... I really want to see all these new characters!
What makes you think you're getting killed off?

Also, I don't want to spoil anything, but... Nothing is always as it seems.
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Post by Sir_Luke » 10 Jun 2011, 08:23

I just have a feeling since nothing bad has happened to me yet.
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Post by Iron_Fang » 11 Jun 2011, 05:22

Forget about me just re-remembered I hate zombies
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Post by arogon343 » 11 Jun 2011, 06:23

Well now we have aq meat shield everything will be fine :D
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Post by Sir_Luke » 11 Jun 2011, 08:33

Why am I the only person with camouflage and a miscalculated age?
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 Jun 2011, 16:44

Sir_Luke wrote:Why am I the only person with camouflage and a miscalculated age?
Wha-?
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 11 Jun 2011, 17:25

Months Earlier...

"All citizens are urged to stay inside homes. Schools are being cancelled, so today is the last day," the woman began, her voice playing across thousands of TVs and radio stations around the city.
"And, what do you think the situation is for us specifically, the state?" a man asked.
"Well, as far as I know, the government have claimed that we're safe."
"We're safe?"
"Yep. Nobody has been identified as infected."

"You're gonna be alright, just hold on. We're nearly there," Eli assured his wife. He was trying to comfort her, but really, he was also trying to comfort himself. Nothing he'd seen or done before could prepare him for this. Her screams rang through the car. Then it happened.
Eli slammed the breaks as a car with a dead driver sped through an intersection, smashing into the front of the car. His wife leaped at him, her mouth open.
The cars collided, and she flew through the window. She leaped at him again, from the wreckage of the second car, only to receive to bullets to her head.
Eli rushed to her, tears soaking into her blood. He couldn't stay here.

He found a car and hotwired it, before heading to his daughter's school. What he saw there... He could never have braced himself for it.

As he drove home, alone and crying, his phone rang. A woman was screaming on the other side.
"Martha, don't worry. Where are you?" he asked her. Martha and her husband Jack Tempson were his neighbours at their apartment. Two of the nicest people he'd ever met. They were elderly though, and Eli knew that'd be tough in this battle.
He arrived home and took down a zombie smashing at the Tempson's apartment. He pounded on the door, yelling. They let him in, and quickly got to work on boarding the door up. When he was sure the door would hold, he got to work on smashing the wall between his apartment and theirs. He needed the supplies.

When the wall smacked open, he stepped through, to find one zombie clawing for him. It had gotten in through a broken window. He reached for a shard of glass and stabbed it, before pushing it back. On the side of his door, zombies howled, and by his window, he could hear them climbing up.

Eli

a) Board up the window
b) Board up the door
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Post by arogon343 » 11 Jun 2011, 17:29

flashback decisions and fun? :D GIMEGIMME GIMME ONE PLEASE!
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