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Your Knife.

Post by KaosuHamoni » 16 Jun 2011, 18:08

Incredibly useful things, knives. Whichever knife I happen to own at the time, gets taken camping, and, y'know, cuts things.

So, which knife do you have?

I own a Leatherman Skeletool
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by DuplicateValue » 16 Jun 2011, 18:09

I don't carry a knife... That's generally frowned upon...

Don't really need one for anything either.
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Post by SneakyPie » 16 Jun 2011, 18:09

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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Minazen » 16 Jun 2011, 18:16

I carry a hunting knife with me all the time considering all the trash that lives in my community. I've only had to use it twice though; maybe the first two times was enough to get street cred against these mongrels.

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Something similar to this, basic design, gets the job done.

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Post by vallorn » 16 Jun 2011, 18:23

i have a nice letter opener that ive sharpened to a razors edge with a whetstone. best thing is i can hold it like a punch dagger and pretend im assassinating my letters. :twisted:
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 16 Jun 2011, 18:38

Call those knives?

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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Pinmissile » 16 Jun 2011, 18:46

My wit.
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Post by Minazen » 16 Jun 2011, 18:55

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Call those knives?

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It’s not the size of the knife; it’s how you use it. And I'm not interested in delusional fantasies made up for the laugh of it; I've actually been in scraps involving the dismemberment of fingers and bloody gashes. It’s no joke… not when you lay in a hospital bed with a ruptured lung…

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Post by Eddietester1066 » 16 Jun 2011, 19:44

My daily companion is a Victorinox Swiss Army knife which is one my few Desert Shield/Storm/Stay souvenirs. If you really need a pic I can take one, but I think y'all know what those things look like.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by TheAquapunk » 17 Jun 2011, 10:37

I don't need a knife.
I have a cane I can use as a blunt weapon, but it's stastically proven that if you carry a knife/gun for protection you are more likely to die if attacked than if you don't carry anything.

But I might start carry a swiss army knife out of paranoia now :/
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by ojamamask » 17 Jun 2011, 12:14

Or you could just learn some kung fu, so you don't have to carry anything at all!
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Post by EricSmarties » 17 Jun 2011, 12:22

Er knife carrying? are you serious? ok penknife's are useful but a hunting knife?
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Post by TheAquapunk » 17 Jun 2011, 12:34

EricSmarties wrote:Er knife carrying? are you serious? ok penknife's are useful but a hunting knife?
Yeah, I didn't want to bring it up, but that... that's pretty illegal.
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Post by EricSmarties » 17 Jun 2011, 12:39

TheAquapunk wrote:But what if you're too weak to kung fu? It's very difficult to kick butt when you need a cane to walk long distances.
Watch crouching tiger, hidden dragon that will help you become ProMLGkungfupanda :D
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Post by random980 » 17 Jun 2011, 13:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by ojamamask » 17 Jun 2011, 16:15

EricSmarties wrote:
TheAquapunk wrote:But what if you're too weak to kung fu? It's very difficult to kick butt when you need a cane to walk long distances.
Watch crouching tiger, hidden dragon that will help you become ProMLGkungfupanda :D
Or even better, learn how to do kung fu.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Fuzz422365117 » 17 Jun 2011, 19:39

Image I haz dis :)

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Re: Your Knife.

Post by ojamamask » 18 Jun 2011, 16:54

To be honest, knives should only be used for cooking and Bear Grylls.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by makkaal » 18 Jun 2011, 17:16

TheAquapunk wrote:I don't need a knife.
I have a cane I can use as a blunt weapon, [...]


Unfortunately, I lost my old knife. Probably will be going for something like this:
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Post by random980 » 18 Jun 2011, 23:58

Ive never owned a knife (to be used outside the house of course), nor have i ever needed one. Australian city's are pretty safe unless its night and youre near a bar. Australian law has also banned and inforces fines for having a knife on you, to help lower knife crime.
Although i DO have a short, blunt samurai sword my sister got me from Japan. :D
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Pinmissile » 19 Jun 2011, 01:19

Figures, Aussies don't need knives to battle wild animals.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by makkaal » 19 Jun 2011, 05:17

random980 wrote:[...]Australian law has also banned and inforces fines for having a knife on you, to help lower knife crime.[...]
They thought about a law like that in Germany about a decade ago and decided against it. They realized it was "impracticable" since everyone carrying a pocket or swiss army knife would commit an offence. Eventually they settled that carrying knives with blades longer than 12 cm and as well as switchblades/flick knives, push daggers and butterfly knives is prohibited.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by KaosuHamoni » 19 Jun 2011, 08:50

random980 wrote:Ive never owned a knife (to be used outside the house of course), nor have i ever needed one. Australian city's are pretty safe unless its night and youre near a bar. Australian law has also banned and inforces fines for having a knife on you, to help lower knife crime.
Although i DO have a short, blunt samurai sword my sister got me from Japan. :D
Wakizashi or Tanto?
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by random980 » 19 Jun 2011, 10:11

KaosuHamoni wrote:
random980 wrote:Ive never owned a knife (to be used outside the house of course), nor have i ever needed one. Australian city's are pretty safe unless its night and youre near a bar. Australian law has also banned and inforces fines for having a knife on you, to help lower knife crime.
Although i DO have a short, blunt samurai sword my sister got me from Japan. :D
Wakizashi or Tanto?
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Its a wakizashi. It says on the box its only a replica and not designed for "arms" :? It still looks awesome though 8-)
(the very tip of it is still sharp and could probably and successfully stab someone).
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by KaosuHamoni » 19 Jun 2011, 11:10

random980 wrote:It says on the box its only a replica and not designed for "arms" :? It still looks awesome though 8-)
(the very tip of it is still sharp and could probably and successfully stab someone).
It probably says that because it's not full tang, in which case, it's use as a weapon would degrade it very quickly. If it's half tang then you might be able to get away with it for a little while, but if it's a stub tang, the use of the sword would actually be dangerous. It could shatter, snap, of the blade could just fall off the handle.

The sharpness of a sword isn't actually the most important factor. It's the overall strength of the sword/blade, that's important.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 19 Jun 2011, 11:29

Of course, almost all of the above is completely irrelevant because you shouldn't be waving a display sword around anyway.
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by KaosuHamoni » 19 Jun 2011, 13:15

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Of course, almost all of the above is completely irrelevant because you shouldn't be waving a display sword around anyway.
That too... :lol:
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 20 Jun 2011, 12:17

I have a Japanese army issue diving knife, and some PoS knife that I carry around not for defense, but becuase I often find myself needing to cut something open. Damn plastic packaging...
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by EricSmarties » 20 Jun 2011, 12:28

i usually carry a broadsword with me .... oh wait this is real life :0
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Re: Your Knife.

Post by Fuzz422365117 » 21 Jun 2011, 21:49

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Call those knives?

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Now, this is a knife. :)

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